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Seattle Man Limerick

Updated on June 27, 2012

Battle engaged....

Oh, God, what is man that thou art mindful of him?
Oh, God, what is man that thou art mindful of him? | Source

The contention dimension....


There once was a man from Seattle.

who claimed he'd never lost a battle,

But if the truth be known,

to marriage he had flown,

and his "I do" was his own death rattle.


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© 2012 Demas W. Jasper All rights reserved.

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      WhydThatHappen 4 years ago

      I love me a good limerick. Voting up as funny and sharing

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Thanks for the great laugh. Voted up and funny.

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      oceansider 4 years ago

      I like your limerick...it's really funny & clever.

      Thanks for sharing it!

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      kelitad 4 years ago from Norwalk, Iowa

      Thanks for the chuckle. Hubby laughed too when I read it out loud.

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      Demas W Jasper 4 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Limericks are meant to be read out loud and passed along. Thanks for the sharings. It appears this strikes a funny nerve and my funny feedbacks are on the rise again.

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      Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

      lol yeah this was good :)

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      Demas W Jasper 4 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Thanks Frank and so was your from Behind Home Plate on Mr. Cubs Ernie Banks. What is he doing now?

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      Amy Becherer 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      The intrigue of "The Contention Dimension" found in the lost art of the limerick. Brilliant and funny and sad, too. Bravo!

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      Demas W Jasper 4 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Amy Becherer: Three cheers for St. Louie on a typical summer Sunday!

      I have a suspicion that it would be near impossible for any limerick to be brilliant, so I will settle for the high praise of funny as being more in keeping with the essence of some good limericks. Because you enjoyed it I will attempt another.

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      Amy Becherer 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      I think great limericks are brilliant. Bad ones are lame. You created a great one!

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      Demas W Jasper 4 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Amy Becherer: Check out Mhatter99's Limerick which has a photo of a man and woman seated at a bar.

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      Jessee R 4 years ago from Gurgaon, India

      lol.... this limerick is definitely great

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      Demas W Jasper 4 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      rahul0324 : Thanks. Glad you made it home.

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      kelitad - How far are you and your hubby from Cedar Rapids? I have a family of 8 (son, d-in-law, and six grandchildren) who love it there. I'm glad the two of you enjoyed this limerick. Thanks.

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