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Sing Sign (limerick)

Updated on July 18, 2013

When we passed a YMCA

My wife turned to me and did say

What mind was so racy

Or imbecile spacey

To misspell this Macy’s display


How could I resist?

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Too funny. Chuckle chuckle!

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Cleverly done!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Truly excellent. Sharp as a tack.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 

      5 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Very clever!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Loved it and the video, haven't heard that song in a long time..

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      Good one, Martin!!

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks my friend for this funny read !

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      cleaner3 

      5 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      You funny .. I funny ... now we both funny ..

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...time for a remedial reading course.

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      europewalker 

      5 years ago

      That is a good one! Voted up.

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Aw, such great talent you have.

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Absolutely brilliant - I loved this and smiling big time - thank you again.

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      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Another instant classic by Mhatter. Voted up!

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      Romeos Quill 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol! I wonder what ' the wife ' would have walked out with if she had nipped in for a bit of shopping?

      Best wishes,

      R.Q.

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      I don't know why I was compelled to laugh as soon as I saw the picture... but you definitely took this in a direction I could never have predicted. This is so hilarious! This is soooo one of my favorites! Super clever, super funny!

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