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Special Secret (Limerick)

Updated on July 20, 2012
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He figured his eyes have to be hurting

His ability to see declining

For he was told a secret

But couldn't make sense of it

Told gullible is written on ceiling

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Shauna,

      Thanks Shauna! LOL

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      You're so silly!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Paula,

      That is too bad! I have been having glitches as well. Hopefully they will be fixed here in a few days!

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      Paula 5 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Yes....no one has seen me in awhile.....I had computer issues for a while until my Geek rescued me....but THEN.....and actually STILL, I am dealing with HP glitches.......annoying, frustrating and ready to scream? Yes, I am.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Paula,

      I haven't seen you in a while! Thanks for stopping by! I think all of us have been gullible from time to time!

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      Paula 5 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      hmmmm this makes me wonder if I would fall for that?? LOL

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      kjforce,

      Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

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      kjforce 5 years ago from Florida

      josh3418...Thanks for ALWAYS looking " UP ".... gullible is as gullible does !!!

      funny and well put...thanks for sharing...

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Vicki,

      Thanks so much! I am very thankful for your support here on HubPages!

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      Victoria Lynn 5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      You are one enjoyable hubber to follow, Josh!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Beckie,

      Thanks! :) Glad you liked it!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Har Har Har and giggle giggle giggle. Very good. You've gotten me again Josh!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Debbie,

      Thanks! :).

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Keith,

      Lol thanks! :)

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      KDuBarry03 5 years ago

      Hahaha! Great Job!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      You got me.. I was looking on the ceiling.. LOL.. good one

      Debbie

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mhatter99.

      Yes?? LOL

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      Josh, Josh,Josh... :))

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      Michelle Liew 5 years ago from Singapore

      Cute limerick, Josh. Yes, there are the gullible ones out there!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mary,

      Thanks! :) LOL

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      Mary Hyatt 5 years ago from Florida

      You're a funny guy, you know that?????

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Always,

      Haha thanks! I agree, I am always wishing I can vote clever on hubs that read. Lol

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Clever and cute as a button. Ha

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Linda,

      Yes, I am not f fan of those moments either! :) Thanks, glad you enjoyed the Limerick! UH OH, Limerick addictions are not good! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Ann,

      Thanks for sharing your feedback and for voting!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      whonunuwho,

      That is too funny, thanks for sharing.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Patty,

      Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Joseph,

      Thanks friend! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      I am not a fan of those gullible moments, luckily I'm having less of them lately. I am a fan of your limerick! I think I might have a limerick addiction! Haha!

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Funny, Josh! Voted up.

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      whonunuwho 5 years ago from United States

      Reminds me of the time a felt a sudden droplet on my head and as I looked up, confirmed that it was...yes indeed a bird.

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      Patty Kenyon 5 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      ROFL...Too Funny!!!

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      Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

      Hilarious bro'!

      You could've been a perfect trovadour for Robin Hood back in 566 A.D. Excellent job my friend with no end!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Bob,

      That is so stinkin' hilarious! Lol. Thanks for sharing and I am glad it could trigger the memory. :)

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      Civil War Bob 5 years ago from Glenside, Pennsylvania

      Good one, Josh...voted up, funny, and interesting. I actually knew a guy my freshman year of college ('69) who looked up in the sky in Moscow Square the previous summer, drew a crowd who did likewise, and then walked away as nothing was there in the first place! Thanks for triggering the memory! Enjoy your weekend!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Janine,

      Aww that was so kind of you to say! Thanks for your encouragement and support friend! And for the vote and share! :). Much appreciated!

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      Janine Huldie 5 years ago from New York, New York

      Another funny on your part. I totally look forward to my mornings and catching up on your most recent hub and of course this one did not fail to amuse. Thanks for that and shared and voted up too!!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      TT,

      Ok I will indulge you. Lol. I am pretty sure striped paint would be one of those patently ridiculous items. So I don't think the pranker from the limerick was able to find any. :)

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      No problem...but I'm still waiting... :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      M,

      You are welcome! Glad you ejoyed it! :)

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      IAmForbidden 5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      thanks for the smiles and giggles :) cute!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      TT,

      ROFL, Thanks! :)

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      Was it written with striped paint? :) Cute limerick, josh.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Jen,

      LOL, you are welcome! :)

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      Jennifer Stone 5 years ago from the Riverbank, England

      hehehehe.... thanks Josh, good giggle! All the best, Jen

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