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Stupid Warnings

Updated on August 9, 2011
Hope your mom read the warning to take you out of stroller before folding. Did she Babe?
Hope your mom read the warning to take you out of stroller before folding. Did she Babe?

Are Blondes Writing This Stuff?

First let me apologize to the Blondes of the world. I'm sorry you are Blonde and actually need these warnings. Opps, I insulted them again.

Here is my list of stupid warnings manufactures put on their products.

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray. Isn't that what it's suppose to do?

"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee. I guess it would be small to a giant.

"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush. But it gets the hard to reach back teeth.

"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven. Anyone seen the hamster?

Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets. Must be shemale product

"Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box. Need to reposition that warning.

On a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle--Some assembly required. Some? How about the whole damn thing!

Male Enhancement Drugs-- "Do not use if pregnant or nursing." Male nurses can't use this?

can of EZ Cheese-- "For best results remove cap" Tank God I don't want best results.

6PCS Precision screwdriver-- set not to be inserted into "you know where". My favorite. Had to include photo for proof. Who is the dumb ass that did this. Who would be brave enough to sue the company because there was no warning? Is this on You Tube yet?


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      Rose Kolowinski 8 years ago

      Crazy what people do to force manufacturers to place these stupid warnings on products! Thanks for the laughs!