Twisted Expressions
By: Wayne Brown
CrackerJacks, Knapsacks, Long Handles, Backpacks
Get it together; out the door; make some tracks
Alligator, Crocodile, both wear a funny smile
Don’t get too close; see ya in just a little while
Jumping Jacks, Paper Sacks, Laundry Basket, Shoe Wax
Get serious about it all; No braggin’ just the facts
Speckled Hen, Ink Pen, Loaf Bread loaded with Marmalade
Don’t mess around; Do your work or don’t get paid
Peanut Butter, Cow’s Udder, Motor Scooter, Golf Putter
Got your game face on? Or is your mind in the gutter?
Flip-Flop , Baby-Talk, Hundred Dollar Bill up in smoke
Don’t play with matches; that sure ain’t no joke!
Smokey Bear, Red Hair, Pink Pajamas, Purple Underwear
Let’s make some lemonade that we can all share
Tin Can, Hubcap, something hidden in the trunk
Mama says you better get a bath and get in the bunk
Generator, Alternator, Kitchen Counter, Agitator
A nickel or a penny, take the one that is greater?
Rubber Boot, Shotgun, Runnin’ with the Buffalo
When you want to have fun, where do you go?
Astronaut, Wi-Fi Hotspot, Bank Teller, Burial Plot
Do you like to dance or spin around in one spot?
Jump Rope, Duck Call, Horses lined up in the stall
Do you believe in ghost? Who ya gonna call?
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17 April 2012