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Twisted Expressions

Updated on November 11, 2014
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By: Wayne Brown


CrackerJacks, Knapsacks, Long Handles, Backpacks

Get it together; out the door; make some tracks

Alligator, Crocodile, both wear a funny smile

Don’t get too close; see ya in just a little while


Jumping Jacks, Paper Sacks, Laundry Basket, Shoe Wax

Get serious about it all; No braggin’ just the facts

Speckled Hen, Ink Pen, Loaf Bread loaded with Marmalade

Don’t mess around; Do your work or don’t get paid


Peanut Butter, Cow’s Udder, Motor Scooter, Golf Putter

Got your game face on? Or is your mind in the gutter?

Flip-Flop , Baby-Talk, Hundred Dollar Bill up in smoke

Don’t play with matches; that sure ain’t no joke!


Smokey Bear, Red Hair, Pink Pajamas, Purple Underwear

Let’s make some lemonade that we can all share

Tin Can, Hubcap, something hidden in the trunk

Mama says you better get a bath and get in the bunk


Generator, Alternator, Kitchen Counter, Agitator

A nickel or a penny, take the one that is greater?

Rubber Boot, Shotgun, Runnin’ with the Buffalo

When you want to have fun, where do you go?


Astronaut, Wi-Fi Hotspot, Bank Teller, Burial Plot

Do you like to dance or spin around in one spot?

Jump Rope, Duck Call, Horses lined up in the stall

Do you believe in ghost? Who ya gonna call?


©Copyright WBrown2012. All Rights Reserved.


17 April 2012


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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @rahul0324...So very true! Thanks for the comment! WB

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      Jessee R 5 years ago from Gurgaon, India

      Sometimes nonsense is what you need to get some sense into your head... awesome poetry!!

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @AudreeyHowitt...Thank you! It was fun to fit those words together and get to the finished product. WB

      @Victoria Lynn...Thank you...glad you had fun with it. WB

      @Just Ask Susan...Yes I did...it was even fun finding a picture to go with it and who better than Mr. T! LOL! Thanks much. WB

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      Susan Zutautas 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      LOL, This was alot of fun to read. I'm sure you enjoyed writing this one.

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      Victoria Lynn 5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      What a fun one to read! Loved it! Many votes!

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      Audrey Howitt 5 years ago from California

      Loved this Wayne! I love how words fit together!! What a clever write!

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @Truckstop Sally...That was kind of my idea too as I read it through. I never was too good at that rope jumpin'...no double-dutch for me! WB

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      Truckstop Sally 5 years ago

      Fun! The beat and rhyming words remind me of kids jump-roping while trash-talking. Not really trash (ya know what I mean).

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @breakfastpop...It was a good time and I got sort of giggly myself! LOL! WB

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      Wayne, you must've been in a great mood when you wrote this poem. The one thing I know for certain is that it put me in a great mood and I thank you.nUp and funny..

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @Deborah Brooks....Thanks so much. It was fun to write and I keep re-reading it after all the comments. WB

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      wow it is funny and great poem.really fun to read.

      voted up

      Debbie

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @writer20...Glad you had fun with it. It was fun to write! Thanks much. WB

      @Gypsy Rose Lee...Who ya gone call? Ghostbusters! Thanks much! WB

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Voted up and funny. Wow sorta rolled over me. Guess I'll call the Ghostbusters.

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      Joyce Haragsim 5 years ago from Southern Nevada

      Your a funny man today, had plenty of laughs on the way down the page.

      Voted up and funny.

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @fpherj48...I just wrote down the things that were running through my mind. They say "insanity" is only a "perspective" down at the asylum! LOL! Thanks much...WB

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      Paula 5 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Wayne......Thank you!! That was more damned fun than I've had in a long time, just sittin still!!

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @CMerritt...Is not amazing how much sense nonsense can make? Go figure! Thanks, Chris. WB

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      Chris Merritt 5 years ago from Pendleton, Indiana

      TToombs is right.........read it once....and laughed...then read it again, and laughed some more....read it out loud....and laughed out loud.

      I needed that one!!!

      :)

      Chris

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @TToombs08....I know that is true for me! LOL! Just some of my craziness. Thanks much. WB

      @The Frog Prince...A twisted poem from a twisted mind. LOL! WB

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Wayne - Great twisted Hub my friend.

      The Frog

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      This is one of those poems that you just have to read over and over again and each time, you get a different picture. :) Voting up.