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Top Ten Things You Never Want To Hear...
The Oops five…
5) Oops… (From your barber)
4) Oops… (From your accountant)
3) Oops… (From your dentist)
2) Oops… (From your proctologist)
1) Oops… (From a rabbi)
The “We need to talk” five…
5) “Lincoln, we need to talk…”
(From the boss)
4) “Sit down, Chris, we need to talk…”
(From the doctor)
3) “Honey, we need to talk…”
(From your girlfriend)
2) “We need to talk…Now!”
(From your wife)
1) Dear Sir, we need to talk…”
(From the IRS)
And the bonus this week is...
“Son, we need to talk…”
(From your mom…)
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