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The Best Quotes You Can Find

Updated on July 23, 2013

Quotes

1. Legend says, if you can't sleep at night; it's because you're awake in someone else's dream.

2. Put a "student driver" sign on top of your car, and nobody will suspect you of drunk driving.

3.I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

4. Dear Dentist, I would highly appreciate it if you didn't ask me questions. Sincerely, your hand is in my mouth.

5. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde

6. Nothing faster than the speed of light? Hah! Nothing faster than a girl un-tagging herself from a picture that makes her look fat.

7. A smile is a line that sets everything right.

8. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

9. All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

10. Last night I looked up and matched each star with a reason why I love you; I was doing great, until I ran out of stars.

I had a conversation on Omegle, it didn`t go as planned.
I had a conversation on Omegle, it didn`t go as planned.

11. "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." -- Bertrand Russell

12. Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life. -- Dave Butler

13. Nothing ever becomes real until it is experienced. - John Keats

14. It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

15. Engineering meets art in the parking lot and things explode.

16. "The hands that help are better far than the lips that pray." -- Robert G. Ingersoll

17. It is your destiny. - Darth Vader

18. You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip over? Well, that's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wright

19. "Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats." -- Howard Aiken

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20. All we really need is to find something that makes us happy.

21. Happiness often sneaks in through the door you didn't know you left open.

22. First dates are awkward, first kisses are heavenly, and first loves are irreplaceable.

23. The moment you stop accepting challenges, is the moment your stop moving forward.

24. "It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see." -Henry David Thoreau

25. "I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball

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    • Taleb80 profile image

      Taleb AlDris 

      6 years ago

      A nice collection of quotes.

      Thanks for sharing.

    • Kimberly Vaughn profile image

      Kimberly Vaughn 

      6 years ago from Midwest

      This list made me laugh, especially number 4!

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