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The 'Misfits' come storming into the New Year.

Updated on January 2, 2014

Well hello one and all and I hope you all enjoyed your Christmases wherever you may be. I have to apologise for not being on here for a couple of weeks but the run up to Christmas was so hectic ; however well worth it. We'd made up Christmas stockings for the grandkids this year instead of the usual money to buy whatever they wanted with !!

It kept us busy what with choices ;buying and wrapping ;but do you l know that we enjoyed every single moment of it and we will definitely be making this an annual tradition from now on. We delivered the pressies over Christmas Day and Boxing Day and the faces of the little ones as they opened them were several images to cherish.


I always say that my Christmas is over with until New Year's Day has been and gone ; the child in me once again ha ha ha I wouldn't want it any other way !!!

How many of you have made those almighty resolutions ??? Mine will be to follow on from last year's but one is to introduce you all to the Misfits and their daft capers ; to introduce much laughter and fun !!

Of course there will still be the 'steps back in time' and of course inspirational poetry; that goes without saying but none of us are worse off with a little harmless nonsense from time to time. I hope you all enjoy this first visit and please leave comments ; constructive criticism most welcome.

The Boss himself.
The Boss himself. | Source
Dora boss's wife.
Dora boss's wife. | Source
Percy the second in command.
Percy the second in command. | Source
PC.Sid Saddo Crotchet.
PC.Sid Saddo Crotchet. | Source
Brian
Brian | Source
Lofty the loafer.
Lofty the loafer. | Source
Brother Benny.
Brother Benny. | Source
Gertie the cleaner.
Gertie the cleaner. | Source
Granville' the human dustbin.'
Granville' the human dustbin.' | Source

Call the misfits if you need a delivery

We vow here now; you won't be sorry.

Near or far, big or small,

We'll deliver anything to anywhere at all!!

Us misfits will be your No1 firm,

Fairly and squarely this firm is run!!!

Not for miles will you find no one cheaper

Everyone else's prices are much, much steeper!!

Boss will do anything to make his life easier and wouldn't hesitate to break the law either. Which is why PC. Crochet is just waiting for the chance to pounce on him!!

However some of the workers may be a little dim but the policeman may have to wait a while as Boss himself is pretty clever!!!

It was a Monday morning

And a very early start,

Percy had to deliver

Dora's horse and cart.

x

Well nothing is easy,

Soon Percy sees stars;

Falling over the cart

And the horse bit his arse!!!

.

Along wobbles Granville

and as always is starving ;

Baked Beans a favourite

Another day of farting!!!

x

He clears the depot

With one huge try;

The horse went sick.

And Percy wanted to cry!!!!

Then boring Brian

Picked up Hattie's drawers ;

They were to go

To a very good cause

x


Brian opens the door

Of the said charity shop;

And there on the floor

The big knickers he did drop!

Boss strolls in slowly

As always oh so late;

He laughs and chuckles

Slamming the wonky gate!!!

x

Why can't he just for once

Act like a proper boss;

That is too much hard work

And he doesn't give a toss!

Escorted in cuffs

Arrives brother Benny;

By his side is Crochet

The local town bobby.

x

He'd driven like an idiot

And just did not stop;

He says to Pc. Crochet

"Well it's a fair cop!!!"

Poor Lofty rubs his head

He's had more than enough;

To the Boss he says

"This job you can stuff!!!"

x

"I've got a trip to the vets

With that dog and his fleas ;

It's as deaf as a post

And on the seat he pees."


Boss once again is smiling

And as happy as Larry;

But along comes Dora

That witch he had to marry!!!

x

Her mood was so bleak

Thing couldn't be worse;

Percy had gone and lost

Her thoroughbred horse.

Boss flees for his life

To the off license he goes;

For that bottle of rum

Sure to transform his woes.

x

In his Empire he now sits

Like one majestic king;

Nothing like a tot to drink

Much happiness it can bring.

Boss now in singing mode

Poor Gertie has to bear;

In airy fairy land he is

And doesn't have a care.

x

Another days has passed

He can only hope and pray;

For more victims to upset

The next and every day.

THE END.

Well I hope you enjoyed your introduction to The Misfits and this will be the first in a long running series on this hopeless lot.

While these characters are fictional do they remind you of someone you know ??I bet they do ha ha ha!!!

I wish you all a wonderful day and lots of love from Wales.

Take care

Eddy.

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    • Eiddwen profile imageAUTHOR

      Eiddwen 

      4 years ago from Wales

      Thank you as always Dianna.

      Eddy.

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      Dianna Mendez 

      4 years ago

      What a wonderful tale! I'm still smiling from the enjoyment.

    • Eiddwen profile imageAUTHOR

      Eiddwen 

      4 years ago from Wales

      as always your comment so greatly appreciated janetwrites.

      Eddy.

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      Deborah Neyens 

      4 years ago from Iowa

      Very clever and funny! I will be looking for the subsequent installments.

    • Eiddwen profile imageAUTHOR

      Eiddwen 

      4 years ago from Wales

      Thank you as always Rasma.

      Eddy.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Love your delightful misfits Eddy.

    • Eiddwen profile imageAUTHOR

      Eiddwen 

      4 years ago from Wales

      Thank you as always Deb for stopping by.

      Eddy.

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      Deb Hirt 

      4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      This sounds like a very promising series. Can't wait to learn more about them.

    • Eiddwen profile imageAUTHOR

      Eiddwen 

      4 years ago from Wales

      Yu are so welcome Judy and here's to so many more hubs for us both to share on here. I wish you a great weekend and lots of love from Wales.

      eddy.

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      Judy Specht 

      4 years ago from California

      Please to meet you Misfits. Looking forward to seeing you again. Eddy, thank you for letting them tag along with you.

      Happy New Year! Judy

    • Eiddwen profile imageAUTHOR

      Eiddwen 

      4 years ago from Wales

      FLOURISH ANYWAY

      ANN

      GENNA

      JANETWRITES

      MARTIE

      SHANMARIE.

      Thank you each and everyone for your wonderful comments and I wish you all a great day.

      Eddy.

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      Shannon Henry 

      4 years ago from Texas

      Very cute and fun to read!

    • MartieCoetser profile image

      Martie Coetser 

      4 years ago from South Africa

      Nothing bring more happiness than making others happy.

      I look forward to the adventures of the Misfits :)

      Thank you, Eiddwen :)

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      Janet Giessl 

      4 years ago from Georgia country

      I'm glad to hear you enjoyed Christmas with your family, especiall with your grandchildren. This new series you have started is great. Love to read more. Wishing you a happy, healthy and prosperous year 2014!

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      Genna East 

      4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Hi Eddy. I very much like your imaginative new series. Your creation of stockings for the grand-kids sounds like it was great fun, and the ideal way to be very busy; it’s a labor of fun and love. What lovely photos. Happy New Year, Eddy! :-)

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      Ann Carr 

      4 years ago from SW England

      Good idea to have a 'family' of characters you can call upon from time to time! Yes, we all know some of those, don't we? I think people who are 'normal' are probably the misfits!

      Happy New Year to you and yours and I hope 2014 is a good one for you.

      Ann

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      FlourishAnyway 

      4 years ago from USA

      Glad your Christmas was a good one. I think we all know a misfit or two.

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      Eiddwen 

      4 years ago from Wales

      Thank you so much Ghaelach and so glad you enjoyed this introduction to the hapless lot. Take care and lots of love from wales.

      Eddy.

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      Ghaelach 

      4 years ago

      Hi Eddy.

      Glad to hear every one enjoyed Christmas. I just knew that you where working on your biggest hobby, namely your grandchildren. Christmas is always such a busy time for grandma's and grandad's.

      Loved your Misfits and will be following.

      Take care of yourself and Dai this evening and we'll see each other next year.

      UP and sharing.

      LOL Ghaelach

      Europe 1:30pm ...............................Happy New Year

    • Eiddwen profile imageAUTHOR

      Eiddwen 

      4 years ago from Wales

      Thank you Graham as always and here's to a wonderful New Year to come.

      Eddy.

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      Eiddwen 

      4 years ago from Wales

      Thank you so very much Randi and here's wishing you a wonderful New Year too.

      Eddy.

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      Graham Lee 

      4 years ago from Lancashire. England.

      Hi Eddy. I did wonder where you had gone to recently. Now I know, bring on the Misfits.

      Happy new year to you all.

      Graham.

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      Randi Benlulu 

      4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Love!!This was great! Thank you so much, Eddy! Here's to another year of writing! Happy New Year!

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      Eiddwen 

      4 years ago from Wales

      JOELLE

      RON

      SHAUNA

      JODAH

      BILLY

      DJ

      CAM8510

      Thank you so much to one and all for taking the time to stop by, read and also as always for leaving such wonderful comments. Here's to so much more laughter and fun in this coming year ahead.

      Lots of love from Wales.

      Eddy.

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      Chris Mills 

      4 years ago from Missoula, Montana through August 2018

      Eddie, come on now, admit that these characters are all based on hubbers we all know and love. Thanks for the good story, poetry, gimage characters and photos of your Christmas.

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      DJ Anderson 

      4 years ago

      What fun you are! You must be a super grandmother. They will hold fond memories of all the fun they had at your house. You are making memories to last a lifetime.

      Happy New Year, my friend.

      DJ.

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      Bill Holland 

      4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That was great fun my dear. I think I know some of the Misfits quite well. LOL Happy New Year to you, Dai and the whole lot of you.

      love and blessings always

      bill

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      John Hansen 

      4 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Glad you had a great Christmas Eddy, but glad you are back the Misfits are an endearing lot and I look forward to reading more of their adventures.

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      4 years ago from Central Florida

      Well, the holiday certainly has sparked your imagination, Eddy! Well done!

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      James W. Nelson 

      4 years ago from eastern North Dakota

      Nice piece, Eddy, and, yes, I know a few. Really liked your photos of happy kids too!

      Hope 2014 is wonderful for you and yours!

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      kidscrafts 

      4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Thank you for sharing your lovely pictures of Christmas with your little one! It must be quite nice to see their smiles and excitement of discovering their gifts!

      Thank you also for your poetry about The Misfits! Just lovely!

      Happy New Year to you and your family!

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