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The Bad Word (limerick)

Updated on May 26, 2013

I accused wife of saying bad word

To which she remarked that’s absurd

I looked her in eye

And said with a sigh

That word budget* I clearly heard



*Okay, for all you literal folks, we both used bad word.


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Budget, yes, that can be a word that brings terror into the hearts of many.

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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      The only thing that came to mind when I started wtih the first couple of lines is visitng a store and getting kicked out because the store clerk thought I'd cussed when I whispered something under my breath to my husband! It wasn't anything close to a cuss word, though I could see how it would sound like one to eavesdropping ears that heard a rhyme. But, I was incredulous that I'd been accused of cussing by someone that had no business listening to the conversation anyway.

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Lavish spending nad no budget that is raw

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Budget should be an the dirty words list. It's so hard to budget.

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      Jennifer 4 years ago from New Jersey

      I did too! Oh life with that dreaded budget!

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Well, thank goodness I'm not one of those 'literal' folks... I just thought it was funny! :D

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      rather have a BUDGIE than a BUDGET - and - i don't exactly LOVE birds..

      lol..

      love you tho, M!

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      Very nasty word - when I forget I have a budget - more naughty words...

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      elle64 4 years ago from Scandinavia

      Budget is a good word when there is some money for it!!!

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      dreamseeker2 4 years ago

      Yes, it is a bad word, especially when its a struggle...loved your limerick! Voted up! : )

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      Jim Higgins 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Yep, a terrible word alright!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      My oh my, need to stick to my budget -there I said it.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      'Budget' is not such a bad word, Martin,

      Though it may cover so many ills.

      A much worse word that's often heard

      Is the word pronounced as 'bills.'

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      sweethearts2 4 years ago from Northwest Indiana

      We say it with spell talk.

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      Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

      lol clever...:)

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Budget is certainly a necessary word used all too often. Sad, but true.

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      Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      We say, "budget," in our home without actually saying it...it is always with us, and has become part of our lives. It's a way of life that is second nature. Loved this adorable limerick. :-)

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      He looks like he is saying 'I don't remember spending that'...I know the feeling..good one Martin:-))

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      Nancy 4 years ago from California

      So cute once again. Nice to have a smile before going to sleep. Thanks for that. Good one--voted up of course.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Yes, both actually really do need to say the bad word, which really isn't a bad word or at least shouldn't be a bad word :)

      Voted up +++ and sharing

      God bless, Faith Reaper

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      Nithya Venkat 4 years ago from Dubai

      Budget is the way to survive, however difficult it may be hearing. Great write.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That's not a bad word at our house...it's a way of life. :)