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The Hypnotist’s Show (limerick)

Updated on August 27, 2012

I went to a hypnotist’s show

And golly I loved it all so

He gave us a tour

Of mind insecure

His show now I’m sure I don’t know


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      Ann1Az2 

      5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Boy, if you stare at that picture long enough, you will get hypnotized! Good limerick.

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      MHatter..loved this. Lots of meaning packed into few words. Less is more often, isn't it?

      Have you really been to one? I have and it was not successful. I couldn't let go. I guess I was too much of a control freak at the time...this was 25 years ago. Maybe I should try again.

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      Martin Kloess 

      5 years ago from San Francisco

      For those wondering what hypnotist made me do: see "The Stripper".

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      Patty Kenyon 

      5 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      LOL...Too Funny!!! I enjoy reading your cleverly worded limericks!!!!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, Another funny mind puzzle...

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      I agree with Tobusiness there. What did that Hypnotist make you do? Oh dear!! Great limerick as always, Hatter.

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      Claudia Mitchell 

      5 years ago

      I can always go on hubpages and pull up one of your limericks for a great laugh. Thanks!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Go on... you can tell us, what did he make you do? :) Nicely done as always.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Wonderful. That pic got me dizzy and cross eyed. lol

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      Linda Crist 

      5 years ago from Central Virginia

      A great touch for the end of my day. Got a wonderful chuckle from this little limerick.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That was a great limerick, and an apt picture. Excellent work.

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      Rebecca Mealey 

      5 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

      What a cute limerick! It speaks volumes, especially with the cute illustration you chose!

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      Funny.. your picture got me spell-bound and in a daze.

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Ha. Very clever. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Life can sure be confusing sometimes! As usual, I laughed!

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      Rich 

      5 years ago from Kentucky

      Mh -

      I think the illusion picture has hypnotized all who follow into giving you thumbs up and positive comments. It's working! Great Job!

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