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The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet (limerick)

Updated on June 25, 2013

My wife said I’d hear little feet

I thought having baby be sweet

But my soul would fidget

When I found wife Bridget

Ran off with a midget named Pete


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Big difference between the two. I'm sure that you didn't care about those little feet.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      So epically funny!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Just hilarious! Midget indeed.

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      rose-the planner 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      This is hilarious! Thank you for sharing. -Rose

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      Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Lol. Sooo cute and and imaginative.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Pete had little funny..

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol! What a coincidence - I've just published a humourous article, which I created last year, containing midget/dwarf references!That guy's face is priceless.

      This is a great twist on said theme.

      All the best,


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      Deonne Anderson 4 years ago from Florence, SC

      Seems that your wife ran off with little feet. A twist I did not expect.

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Ha ha ha! Midget Pete had the little feet? I think Bridget's going to wind up disappointed in the long run :D

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      One of your best, Martin, Bravo! Love your double rhyming scheming, my man!

      I guess you should have known it anyway,

      The best comes in small packages they say.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      The best laugh I'll have all day. Thank you, Martin!

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha this was a surprise one here : ) I love your imagery . . . don't know where you come up with such vivid imagery or your words . . . good imagination.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      You have such an active imagination, Martin!

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      That's not one you would want to build a nursery for. Good one Martin.

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      oh dear, that didn't go the right way, did it?

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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      Her little baby wasn't so sweet?