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Tresses and Messes - Limericks about hair!
A young girl that lived across “the pond”
Loved a man for his locks golden blonde
His visit to her there
Revealed he'd little hair
'twas a clever toupee all along
Rapunzel let down her long tresses
For the prince she thought looked the bestest
But what he wanted next
Was neither love or sex
He wanted to try on her dresses!
The waxing they do in Brazil
Is enough to give some girls the chills
If guys can have jungles
All over their bungles
Then tiny shrubs should be no big deal
He thought her long locks were very nice
He told her once, twice, and even thrice
Strands all over his house
Drain clog looks like a mouse
To hold beauty must come with a price
Her curls were so strangely beautiful
He simply had to give a one pull
She was such a great tart
That it quickened her heart
And she begged to be pulled by handfuls
Comments
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Romeos Quill - Thanks for the great comment. So happy you liked this. I love to hear feedback form my readers... welcome to hubpages. i hope you like it here. it is very nice to meet you.... see you around.
DanaTeresa
Lol! This was so funny! Up,and awesome!
Yours Sincerely,
Romeo's Quill(new-ish to the land of Hub)
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tillsontitan - haha! Love your comment. So nice of you to say, and in such a delightful way! It brings me so much joy to know that my work is appreciated, esoecially by great ladies like you. :)
Some of the best limericks around! Your humor's so fair, there is none to compare!
Loved it and voted it up funny, and awesome.
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Hi Linda! Thanks for popping in to check up on the awesome quotient of my work. Glad to see it's holding up! *hugs*
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Nell - doing a happy dance at this very moment! than you! :)
Still awesomeness! :)
Haha! brilliant! I love these limericks! voted up and shared! nell
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rajan jolly - thank you! fun and enjoyment is what i hope to deliver with my little snippets of silliness
Enjoyable and fun read, Dana.
You are very welcome,Dana.
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Eyropewalker - thank u for taking the time to comment. I appreciate it. I have picked up the habit of writing a lot of litter fun poetry sets. Life is so much nicer peppered with simple little joys.
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Girishpuri - and sometimes that's all that's needed. Thanks. :)
Entertaining limericks, well done :)
short and weet
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Docmo - you know I just love a poetic response. Happy to have inspired you.thanks for the visit. :)
A girl with cute curls like a poodle
Was clever with her limericks and doodle
Of subjects furry and funny
Nothing taboo for this hunny
What a laugh to boost our mood-le.
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midget38 - Thsnks for taking the time to check them out. I had fun with the Rapunzel one :)
They work, Dana! Well done, and a cool twist to Rapunzel!
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teaches12345 - I just LOVE tarts! they keep life saucey!
I made quite a few edits to this after i published it, gald to know they still work :)
Too funny! Those tarts are known for their trickery.
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Hi Bob! - Ouch ! another visit from the Limerick police! The flow isnt THAT bad! Perhaps I need to head ober there and reaad them to you. See if I can chane your mind ;)
I did take liberty with the rules on form (three sets of three, two set of three, etc.) I already saw where i can make a few edits. Now that I have really studied up and practiced perhaps I will churn out a set "by the book" and dedicate it to you :)
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Julie - glad I could provide a little distraction from work :)
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IntegrityYes - so thrilled that you stop by so often! Thank you!
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tjdaivs / B. Leekley / jhamann -
glad you liked these. It is fun to just write something light and fun now and then. So its nice to know that you enjoy
reading it too.
You did another awesome job,Dana. Rock on!
Cute poem Dana! Good job :) I vote up and sharing too.
Funny limericks - well done and with a perfect amount of humour. Jamie
Funny limericks Dana - now back to work !
Delightful limericks.
Hilarious...
Great Hub...
Thanks :-)
Hilarious imagery...but the cadence is out of whack on all of them! You gotta walk the last mile on getting the feet right, Dana, if our tongues stumble in the reading (if you'll excuse the malapropism), it takes half the slick attraction from the Limerick...Bob
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Thanks Josh! That means a lot coming from the king of funny!
Dana,
Awesome limericks! Very clever and funny!
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Linda and Nell -
So glad you gals liked these. I was trying to be funny and a little dirty without being raunchy. It's tricky! Linda has already inspired the next theme. ;)
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Hi Bill!
Everyone likes a good tart nos and then. no?
thanks for stopping by. i gotta make it over to your hubs! i have quite a list makrked to read. summer is a very busy time for me. hard to squeeze in enough time for hubbing!
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DW-
Thanks!
-DT
:)
Haha! brilliant! really funny and made me laugh! great stuff, cheers nell
LOL Awesomeness! Quick wit and very clever!!
Gotta beware of those tarts!
LOL
bill
DT-
Ha!
-DW
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