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Tresses and Messes - Limericks about hair!

Updated on November 2, 2012
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A young girl that lived across “the pond”

Loved a man for his locks golden blonde

His visit to her there

Revealed he'd little hair

'twas a clever toupee all along


Rapunzel let down her long tresses

For the prince she thought looked the bestest

But what he wanted next

Was neither love or sex

He wanted to try on her dresses!


The waxing they do in Brazil

Is enough to give some girls the chills

If guys can have jungles

All over their bungles

Then tiny shrubs should be no big deal


He thought her long locks were very nice

He told her once, twice, and even thrice

Strands all over his house

Drain clog looks like a mouse

To hold beauty must come with a price


Her curls were so strangely beautiful

He simply had to give a one pull

She was such a great tart

That it quickened her heart

And she begged to be pulled by handfuls


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    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      Romeos Quill - Thanks for the great comment. So happy you liked this. I love to hear feedback form my readers... welcome to hubpages. i hope you like it here. it is very nice to meet you.... see you around.

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      Romeos Quill 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      DanaTeresa

      Lol! This was so funny! Up,and awesome!

      Yours Sincerely,

      Romeo's Quill(new-ish to the land of Hub)

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      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      tillsontitan - haha! Love your comment. So nice of you to say, and in such a delightful way! It brings me so much joy to know that my work is appreciated, esoecially by great ladies like you. :)

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      Mary Craig 

      6 years ago from New York

      Some of the best limericks around! Your humor's so fair, there is none to compare!

      Loved it and voted it up funny, and awesome.

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      Hi Linda! Thanks for popping in to check up on the awesome quotient of my work. Glad to see it's holding up! *hugs*

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      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      Nell - doing a happy dance at this very moment! than you! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      6 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Still awesomeness! :)

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      Nell Rose 

      6 years ago from England

      Haha! brilliant! I love these limericks! voted up and shared! nell

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      rajan jolly - thank you! fun and enjoyment is what i hope to deliver with my little snippets of silliness

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 

      6 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      Enjoyable and fun read, Dana.

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      IntegrityYes 

      6 years ago

      You are very welcome,Dana.

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      Eyropewalker - thank u for taking the time to comment. I appreciate it. I have picked up the habit of writing a lot of litter fun poetry sets. Life is so much nicer peppered with simple little joys.

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      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      Girishpuri - and sometimes that's all that's needed. Thanks. :)

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      europewalker 

      6 years ago

      Entertaining limericks, well done :)

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      Girish puri 

      6 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      short and weet

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      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      Docmo - you know I just love a poetic response. Happy to have inspired you.thanks for the visit. :)

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      Mohan Kumar 

      6 years ago from UK

      A girl with cute curls like a poodle

      Was clever with her limericks and doodle

      Of subjects furry and funny

      Nothing taboo for this hunny

      What a laugh to boost our mood-le.

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      midget38 - Thsnks for taking the time to check them out. I had fun with the Rapunzel one :)

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      Michelle Liew 

      6 years ago from Singapore

      They work, Dana! Well done, and a cool twist to Rapunzel!

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      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      teaches12345 - I just LOVE tarts! they keep life saucey!

      I made quite a few edits to this after i published it, gald to know they still work :)

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      Dianna Mendez 

      6 years ago

      Too funny! Those tarts are known for their trickery.

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      Hi Bob! - Ouch ! another visit from the Limerick police! The flow isnt THAT bad! Perhaps I need to head ober there and reaad them to you. See if I can chane your mind ;)

      I did take liberty with the rules on form (three sets of three, two set of three, etc.) I already saw where i can make a few edits. Now that I have really studied up and practiced perhaps I will churn out a set "by the book" and dedicate it to you :)

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      Julie - glad I could provide a little distraction from work :)

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      IntegrityYes - so thrilled that you stop by so often! Thank you!

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      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      tjdaivs / B. Leekley / jhamann -

      glad you liked these. It is fun to just write something light and fun now and then. So its nice to know that you enjoy

      reading it too.

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      IntegrityYes 

      6 years ago

      You did another awesome job,Dana. Rock on!

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      Christy Birmingham 

      6 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Cute poem Dana! Good job :) I vote up and sharing too.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      6 years ago from Reno NV

      Funny limericks - well done and with a perfect amount of humour. Jamie

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      Jools Hogg 

      6 years ago from North-East UK

      Funny limericks Dana - now back to work !

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      Brian Leekley 

      6 years ago from Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA

      Delightful limericks.

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      Teresa Davis 

      6 years ago from Moscow, Texas

      Hilarious...

      Great Hub...

      Thanks :-)

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      diogenes 

      6 years ago from UK and Mexico

      Hilarious imagery...but the cadence is out of whack on all of them! You gotta walk the last mile on getting the feet right, Dana, if our tongues stumble in the reading (if you'll excuse the malapropism), it takes half the slick attraction from the Limerick...Bob

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      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      Thanks Josh! That means a lot coming from the king of funny!

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Dana,

      Awesome limericks! Very clever and funny!

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      Linda and Nell -

      So glad you gals liked these. I was trying to be funny and a little dirty without being raunchy. It's tricky! Linda has already inspired the next theme. ;)

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      Hi Bill!

      Everyone likes a good tart nos and then. no?

      thanks for stopping by. i gotta make it over to your hubs! i have quite a list makrked to read. summer is a very busy time for me. hard to squeeze in enough time for hubbing!

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      DW-

      Thanks!

      -DT

      :)

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      Nell Rose 

      6 years ago from England

      Haha! brilliant! really funny and made me laugh! great stuff, cheers nell

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      6 years ago from Orlando, FL

      LOL Awesomeness! Quick wit and very clever!!

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Gotta beware of those tarts!

      LOL

      bill

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      win-winresources 

      6 years ago from Colorado

      DT-

      Ha!

      -DW

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