Tresses and Messes - Limericks about hair!
A young girl that lived across “the pond”
Loved a man for his locks golden blonde
His visit to her there
Revealed he'd little hair
'twas a clever toupee all along
Rapunzel let down her long tresses
For the prince she thought looked the bestest
But what he wanted next
Was neither love or sex
He wanted to try on her dresses!
The waxing they do in Brazil
Is enough to give some girls the chills
If guys can have jungles
All over their bungles
Then tiny shrubs should be no big deal
He thought her long locks were very nice
He told her once, twice, and even thrice
Strands all over his house
Drain clog looks like a mouse
To hold beauty must come with a price
Her curls were so strangely beautiful
He simply had to give a one pull
She was such a great tart
That it quickened her heart
And she begged to be pulled by handfuls
