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Watching Braless Girl Approach

Updated on July 24, 2016
Watching Braless Girl Approach
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Bachelor Bib Spiffle avidly eyes a particularly attractive and well-endowed braless girl approach (or — at least parts of her, anyway).

Bib is a confirmed bachelor. But not by his own choice.

You see, Bib has had his bachelor status continually and consistently confirmed by each and every girl or woman with whom he has attempted to have any sort of relationship whatsoever. For Bib is shallow, vacuous, juvenile, boring, brain-dead, sexist, slavering and silly. In other words, he’s a guy’s guy.

Condemned as he is to a lifelong loneliness and lack of female compatriotism, Bib must content himself with the fleeting joys enabled by his unusual orbital musculature (which permits each of his eyes to move and focus independent of the other).

(See frogs and birds and predatory fish are not the only creatures to manage this!) For more bizarre creatures, journey to rickzworld, crafted by Richard L. (Rick) Zimmerman, an architect and humorist from the Cleveland area.

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      Rick Zimmerman 

      4 years ago from Northeast Ohio

      Thanks, Jay! Check out more o' my stuff when you get a chance!

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      jay 

      4 years ago

      You are an excellent writer! I'm not usually moved to comment on anything, but I could glean your skill from just that tiny snippet. Bravo!

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      Rick Zimmerman 

      7 years ago from Northeast Ohio

      Thanks, poetvix. Speaking of checking guys out (especially older guys), you might enjoy my 'You Are A Potato!'.

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      poetvix 

      7 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country.

      I think it's hilarious! Everyone looks. We girls look when a hot guy walks by. If women didn't look too, Brad Pitt would be unemployed. Very funny, thank you!

    • rickzimmerman profile imageAUTHOR

      Rick Zimmerman 

      7 years ago from Northeast Ohio

      Sorry you feel that way, joda. But, since men have ben gazing at the beautiful forms of women for eons (and women have been reacting to, and often enticing, those gazes for just as long), I'm surprised you find this bothersome. And, in light of current culture, I'd suggest it's at most PG-13 rated, rather than the triple-R. Humor often exposes our prejudices, I guess.

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      joda139 

      7 years ago from Kailua, Hawaii

      ??? don't get this RRR rated post and as a woman I don't like it. Sorry.

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