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What's Wrong With The Tea Partiers.

Updated on June 4, 2010

I've got a few T-bones to pick

with the folks who took

the T out of Charities

T-railer park trash in tank tops

T-eetering on the brink of revolt,

Old school white folks who don't include

varie-T in their versions of Uni-T,

They want to take the T out of Tax and give it the Ax,

They want to stop government spending now

but it was O.K. when Bush spent trillions T-eeing off the world.

No one was marching around then over his dispari-T-ies

and his proclivi-T to let the deficit skyrocket

so what's with their sudden desire for fiscal Responsibili-T

Reagan, George Bush Sr, Clinton and Dubya the prince of Stupidi-T

all had massive deficits with amnes-T

from all the current whiners great anxie-T-ies,

so why the sudden rush to such audaci-T

with patriotic claims to keep America free

if we just add their forms of T to reason, then we see

they all wind up with Treason, not integri-T.

Their bags of Tricks have no staples,

with strings that look like nooses,

nooses that have labels attached

such as the N- word and

of course the Gay word.

They preach Liber-T for all,

as long as it does not effect

their own personal prosperi-T

they must be smoking some kind of T-pot,

Salada Crazies running around in

defamatory T-shirts and packing guns,

They are like Lipton in reverse,

A ton of lips trying to reverse the loss they suffered

First their precious republican Par-T

fumbled through a T-edious eight years

with little or no abili-T to fix all the

financial woes and the rampant Pover-T

Then they watched as that same par-T

took an old T-rex named McCain

and added a little tit-T to spice things up

thinking that any one who could lay claim

to some masculini-T would vote for this T-errific package.

Then she opened her mouth and spouted some absurdi-T'ies

and Barrack Obama won the election by sheer Populari-T

Well that would never do for those of Christiani-T

They all thought he was Muslim and the An-Ti Christ,

Plus he wasn't even born here in reali-T??

he came from some Nigerian Principali-T

and he would make Abortion a Priori-T

Old Rush and Glen Beck spread there lies with Hanni-T

till many stepped up to join a minori-T

who now take to the streets and spout obsceni-T

But soon we'll offer them Accountabili-T

and they'll be left to drink a bitter cup of tea

that truly does reflect their personali-T

they'll find the socialism that they claim is due

is really anti-social which is what is viewed

each time they march

when all their hateful

lies are spewed.

Their Tea parties are lacking

what was never brewed


The rest is just plain rude,

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MFB III


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    • Deborah Demander profile image

      Deborah Demander 

      8 years ago from First Wyoming, then THE WORLD

      MFB you are myT with the pen

      and sword

      Where is the Truth? where is the hope?

      Until the people stand up to the politicians,

      we will have to endure T

      Namaste Friend.

    • Debarshi Dutta profile image

      Debarshi Dutta 

      8 years ago from Calcutta

      Absolute Ingenui T

      Excelllent Creativi T

      No PassiviT

    • thevoice profile image


      8 years ago from carthage ill

      terrific write its unique thanks

    • Micky Dee profile image

      Micky Dee 

      8 years ago

      Both parties are terrible. Right now Obama looks like a republican. There's no truth in either. It's all a ruse. You're certainly dead on about T.

    • William R. Wilson profile image

      William R. Wilson 

      8 years ago from Knoxville, TN

      I dig it. I just hope the Tea Parties divide the Republican party enough that the Dems can hold on for a little longer.

    • MFB III profile imageAUTHOR

      MFB III 

      8 years ago from United States

      One does not have to go to a Klueless Klutzy Clan meeting to know that they are not worth being associasted with. but one can study the "Facts" without the fox spinning around them and realize that some T in this country is Pot-T and should be flushed from our systems and ignored. This is my public flush, "MY RIGHT" TO Free Speech...remember so enjoy the swirly and hey dip a tea bag in it...LOL~~~~Thanks for commenting~~~MFB III

    • BloodRedPen profile image


      8 years ago

      I'm guessing that you've never been to a tea party rally. But you've seen them on TV. Because your speaking like a true CBS reporter.

    • Jeff Berndt profile image

      Jeff Berndt 

      8 years ago from Southeast Michigan

      But I don't want no T. It gives me a headache!

    • ahostagesituation profile image


      8 years ago

      Awesome! Really, really clever.

    • Ghost Whisper 77 profile image

      The IGNITER vs Corrupted Governments 

      8 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

      So I take it you don't like the T-parties? lol

      Don't particularly like Obama and I am not a racist-I neither liked Bush-nor his Daddy either.

      I kind of like the majority of tea party people-though the hatemongers are in all parties-that I despise from anyone. Oh, and by the way--I am sooooooo not trailer trash in a T-shirt. wink wink lol ;)


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