What's Wrong With The Tea Partiers.

I've got a few T-bones to pick

with the folks who took

the T out of Charities

T-railer park trash in tank tops

T-eetering on the brink of revolt,

Old school white folks who don't include

varie-T in their versions of Uni-T,

They want to take the T out of Tax and give it the Ax,

They want to stop government spending now

but it was O.K. when Bush spent trillions T-eeing off the world.

No one was marching around then over his dispari-T-ies

and his proclivi-T to let the deficit skyrocket

so what's with their sudden desire for fiscal Responsibili-T

Reagan, George Bush Sr, Clinton and Dubya the prince of Stupidi-T

all had massive deficits with amnes-T

from all the current whiners great anxie-T-ies,

so why the sudden rush to such audaci-T

with patriotic claims to keep America free

if we just add their forms of T to reason, then we see

they all wind up with Treason, not integri-T.

Their bags of Tricks have no staples,

with strings that look like nooses,

nooses that have labels attached

such as the N- word and

of course the Gay word.

They preach Liber-T for all,

as long as it does not effect

their own personal prosperi-T

they must be smoking some kind of T-pot,

Salada Crazies running around in

defamatory T-shirts and packing guns,

They are like Lipton in reverse,

A ton of lips trying to reverse the loss they suffered

First their precious republican Par-T

fumbled through a T-edious eight years

with little or no abili-T to fix all the

financial woes and the rampant Pover-T

Then they watched as that same par-T

took an old T-rex named McCain

and added a little tit-T to spice things up

thinking that any one who could lay claim

to some masculini-T would vote for this T-errific package.

Then she opened her mouth and spouted some absurdi-T'ies

and Barrack Obama won the election by sheer Populari-T

Well that would never do for those of Christiani-T

They all thought he was Muslim and the An-Ti Christ,

Plus he wasn't even born here in reali-T??

he came from some Nigerian Principali-T

and he would make Abortion a Priori-T

Old Rush and Glen Beck spread there lies with Hanni-T

till many stepped up to join a minori-T

who now take to the streets and spout obsceni-T

But soon we'll offer them Accountabili-T

and they'll be left to drink a bitter cup of tea

that truly does reflect their personali-T

they'll find the socialism that they claim is due

is really anti-social which is what is viewed

each time they march

when all their hateful

lies are spewed.

Their Tea parties are lacking

what was never brewed

Believabil-T

The rest is just plain rude,

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MFB III