What's Wrong With The Tea Partiers.
I've got a few T-bones to pick
with the folks who took
the T out of Charities
T-railer park trash in tank tops
T-eetering on the brink of revolt,
Old school white folks who don't include
varie-T in their versions of Uni-T,
They want to take the T out of Tax and give it the Ax,
They want to stop government spending now
but it was O.K. when Bush spent trillions T-eeing off the world.
No one was marching around then over his dispari-T-ies
and his proclivi-T to let the deficit skyrocket
so what's with their sudden desire for fiscal Responsibili-T
Reagan, George Bush Sr, Clinton and Dubya the prince of Stupidi-T
all had massive deficits with amnes-T
from all the current whiners great anxie-T-ies,
so why the sudden rush to such audaci-T
with patriotic claims to keep America free
if we just add their forms of T to reason, then we see
they all wind up with Treason, not integri-T.
Their bags of Tricks have no staples,
with strings that look like nooses,
nooses that have labels attached
such as the N- word and
of course the Gay word.
They preach Liber-T for all,
as long as it does not effect
their own personal prosperi-T
they must be smoking some kind of T-pot,
Salada Crazies running around in
defamatory T-shirts and packing guns,
They are like Lipton in reverse,
A ton of lips trying to reverse the loss they suffered
First their precious republican Par-T
fumbled through a T-edious eight years
with little or no abili-T to fix all the
financial woes and the rampant Pover-T
Then they watched as that same par-T
took an old T-rex named McCain
and added a little tit-T to spice things up
thinking that any one who could lay claim
to some masculini-T would vote for this T-errific package.
Then she opened her mouth and spouted some absurdi-T'ies
and Barrack Obama won the election by sheer Populari-T
Well that would never do for those of Christiani-T
They all thought he was Muslim and the An-Ti Christ,
Plus he wasn't even born here in reali-T??
he came from some Nigerian Principali-T
and he would make Abortion a Priori-T
Old Rush and Glen Beck spread there lies with Hanni-T
till many stepped up to join a minori-T
who now take to the streets and spout obsceni-T
But soon we'll offer them Accountabili-T
and they'll be left to drink a bitter cup of tea
that truly does reflect their personali-T
they'll find the socialism that they claim is due
is really anti-social which is what is viewed
each time they march
when all their hateful
lies are spewed.
Their Tea parties are lacking
what was never brewed
Believabil-T
The rest is just plain rude,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MFB III
