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When Practicing Manners Safety First (limerick)

Updated on December 10, 2013

At manners I thought I was versed

Till yelling from wife had dispersed

Soon I would learn more

Than I did before

When opening door stop car first


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Ha, ha! That would surely help. Good one.

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      Dianna Mendez 4 years ago

      Funny, not sharing with my hubby though!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii


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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      did you push her out - on purpose? I might


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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Good one!!

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      Graham Lee 4 years ago from Lancashire. England.

      A delightful hub Martin and a delightful Jaguar.


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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Sounds like a key element to me.

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      That's important!

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      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Wonderful, thank you.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      If you want to stay alive,

      Perhaps you should let wife drive.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      You leave me with a vision of a woman trying to catch up to

      a car rolling along.

      Where do you come up with there great limericks? LOL

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      Suzette Walker 4 years ago from Taos, NM

      LOL! Well duh! What is matter with you? This is so funny!

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      W1totalk 4 years ago

      Learn your lessons, if you want. Nice hub Madhatter99.