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Where to Jog if Walking Dead Happens by Ron and Veronica Burgundy

Updated on January 20, 2015

First things first. Yog, don't walk, to safety.

To the Zombies: you won't be invited!

It's just too much fun.

I know the show is about relationships among stressful situations, but it's too much fun for me to think of how I'd make it less stressful. Number one, get off the ground, out of the woods, into a well-defended structure. Look, the prison didn't work out in the end, but it was a great start until, you know, 'ello, guvna.


Also, I like to put voices (usually with british accents intertwined with songs) to the zombies, to explain what they're doing, like asking for directions, or complimenting them on their nice car. E.g.

"Pardon me Sir, but is that a Hugo Bos-UUGH (you know, whoosh/bang).

Traditionally Well-Defended Sites

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You don't have to be a Spartan

But against Zombies, the Spartan weapons, armor, and tactical moves are about perfect. The 300 (plus) defeated 100,000 or so "immortals" far more able-bodied than walking dead Zombies, in just a few days. They could cleanse an area effectively, you could learn a lot from the mighty Spartans.

Cliffside- Sly Stallone Cliffhanger Zombie is Your Only Worry

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Breakwater Lighthouse

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Go Medieval and Use Water

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Live in a Walled Community, be a Better Governor

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Take Advantage of Monumental Structures

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Drop a rope for the Zombies? They might have gold in their pockets!

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The real-life Sanctuary micro-nation of SEALANDHow in the world would Zombies get here and be lifted up by a rope? Never gonna happenGood luck climbing those ropes Zombies
The real-life Sanctuary micro-nation of SEALAND
The real-life Sanctuary micro-nation of SEALAND
How in the world would Zombies get here and be lifted up by a rope? Never gonna happen
How in the world would Zombies get here and be lifted up by a rope? Never gonna happen
Good luck climbing those ropes Zombies
Good luck climbing those ropes Zombies

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