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Five Favourite Books For A Desert Island

Updated on September 25, 2014

Five Favourite Books For A Desert Island

I was asked, a while ago, to pick five books that I'd want if I were marooned. "Easy," I thought - books breed in my house, plenty to choose from ...

Famous last words indeed. Hours later, a small library of titles has come and gone. Too short, too easy, too un-desert-islandish. Finally, I make my selection and begin describing the books. Then I start second-guessing myself. And did I mention I'm on a tight deadline?

Every book must be well written - there'll be enough to moan at as a castaway without bad English and grammatical howlers. Books I know, books I want to revisit. Wit, humour, emotions, books to soothe and stimulate.

Read on for my selections.

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One Ring to rule them all,

One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all

and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie

The One Ring, Lord Of The Rings
The One Ring, Lord Of The Rings

Lord Of The Rings: JRR Tolkien

Favourite Book #1

Size does matter sometimes, especially if I'm in for a long wait for rescue. So, let's start with an epic work: Lord Of The Rings, LOTR in fans' parlance.

I first read a tatty secondhand copy of this and kicked myself for ignoring it for so long. If (like me) you've been put off by hype or whatever, grab it and start reading.

LOTR is about good versus evil, it's about war and conquest, it's a tale of men and dwarves and orcs and trolls, but its not a story for those who just like things with fur. The unusual races are woven seamlessly into the tales. and it's the narrative that carries us ever onward.

The premise is simple: destroy a magic artefact, the Ring, before Dark Lord Sauron can get his hands on it and conquer Middle Earth. Gandalf The Grey leads a motley crew on the perilous quest as nations prepare for war and Sauron's fell servants draw ever closer.

Lord Of The Rings has been considered a parable of modern times, an allegory of WW2 - in truth, you can read into it what you will or you can just take it as a cracking yarn.

Buy The Book And The Film

The Lord of the Rings: The Motion Picture Trilogy (Widescreen Edition)
The Lord of the Rings: The Motion Picture Trilogy (Widescreen Edition)

I was amazed at how well the books were adapted - a major feat of film-making

 

"See you, yer a shilpit wee nyaff"

Private McAuslan

Victorian Piper
Victorian Piper

The General Danced At Dawn: George MacDonald Fraser

Favourite Book #2

George MacDonald Fraser was a prolific author though his name is surprisingly little known - a shame, as he's an author of great style, humour and sensitivity.

You might have heard of his Flashman books. Flash, cowardly, sottish, bullying, from Tom Brown's Schooldays, forced into the British Army. There, he drinks and carouses through most of the British Empire, gaining renown and reward despite his abject cowardice.

George MacDonald Fraser also wrote short stories based on his experiences as a young office in a Scottish regiment post-WW2. The tales are warm and grittily understated. They aren't accounts of great battles and heroics, they're a sympathetic look at the British Army through observation of the men who served, from kit inspections to football matches to a general knowledge quiz (serious stuff when honour is at stake).

Why that section title? Read a tale of Scottish dancing that will tickle your funny bone and shock the Guinness Book Of Records. What's a shilpit wee nyaff? Stunted, small, pipsqueak would be a polite translation.

George MacDonald Fraser's Short Stories

The Complete McAuslan
The Complete McAuslan

All three volumes of the McAuslan short stories, from taking over the platoon to demob. Lovely stuff!

 

London society didn't like Oliver Twist

"I saw no reason, when I wrote this book, why the very dregs of life, so long as their speech did not offend the ear, should not serve the purpose of a moral, at least as well as its froth and cream".

Dickens

OLiver Twist: Charles Dickens
OLiver Twist: Charles Dickens

Oliver Twist: Charles Dickens

Favourite Book #3

One of the classics of English literature and sadly little read these days - I think people are scared of long books with dense prose, alas.

If your idea of 19th century England is based on the musical of Oliver Twist, there's a shock in store for you. Dickens savagely exposes the underbelly of London and the sordid lives of the lower classes (and some rather sordid activities of the upper classes as well).

The prose is gripping, if dense, the action unrelenting, as orphan Oliver goes from danger to pain to apparent salvation to more peril. It's not for the fainthearted but you'll feel enlightened when you've read it.


Rediscover Charles Dickens

Oliver Twist (Collector's Library)
Oliver Twist (Collector's Library)

Paper, for the old-fashioned (such as me)

 
The Complete Charles Dickens Collection (51 books) [Illustrated]
The Complete Charles Dickens Collection (51 books) [Illustrated]

Astonishing Kindle bargain - 51 books for less than three dollars!

 

"Mr Wooster, miss," he said, "is perhaps mentally somewhat negligible but he has a heart of gold."

The Jeeves Omnibus
The Jeeves Omnibus | Source

Jeeves And Wooster Omnibus: PG Wodehouse

Favourite Book #4

Rich and posh Bertie Wooster, aided and saved by the suave Jeeves - one of the great fictional pairings of all time. Whether it be the wrong tie or an accidental proposal of marriage, Wooster is constantly getting into situations that his well-bred brain cell can't cope with. Manservant Jeeves is always there and Bertie survives - though we know he'll be just as gormless at the very next opportunity.

"Not my cup of tea," you might be thinking - well, though the situations might be alien, the emotions won't be - and it's all carried off in the wonderfully stylish prose that characterises Wodehouse. The wit is ever-present, and can be sometimes barbed, the language flows mellifluously - I've never read a duff sentence in a Wodehouse tale.

try Jeeves, go on to Psmith, pigs and ancient golfers - you'll love them.

Works by Wodehouse - My Man Jeeves, & Right Ho, Jeeves
Works by Wodehouse - My Man Jeeves, & Right Ho, Jeeves

Kindle edition - four dollars - grab it!

 

"The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause."

Mark Twain

Collins English Dictionary
Collins English Dictionary

Collins English Dictionary

Favourite Book #5

Yes, a dictionary - after all, books are just collections of words and that's never more true than in a dictionary.

Every word has its own history: you can trace modern words back through centuries, back to Roman conquests and the lives of seafaring merchants. You can search for the right word - the "mot juste" or you can leaf through the pages and discover new words.

Challenge yourself - pick a word at random and make a sentence. Pick a word and invent a new definition. Pick a word just to learn or just to entertain - hours of endless fun. Play the game with your children - it's a great way to teach them and enthuse them.

Caribou - Monty Python on the power of words

Buy A New Dictionary

Special hardback edition of the famous Collins dictionary, with two-colour displays to enhance readability, etymological info, special sections: a useful reference book and a treat for book lovers.

woody allen favourite books
woody allen favourite books

Woody Allen's Five Favourite Books

Not for a desert island though

In a recent interview for the Guardian newspaper, Woody Allen picked his five favourite books. I'm not sure they'd do for a desert island but then again I can't see Allen surviving without New York!

  • The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger: 120 million copies sold of the seminal teen angst novel. Not sure I'd want it on my island.
  • Really the Blues by Mezz Mezzrow and Bernard Wolfe: A jazz memoir that's been criticised for inaccuracies and tall tales, but reputed to be a fine read. Add it to my supplementary list.
  • The World of SJ Perelman: A collection of the writings of the great humourist and thinker: "Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century." This and some Thurber would be good on the island.
  • Epitaph of a Small Winner by Machado de Assis: A Brazilian author who rose from humble beginnings to found the Brazilian Academy of Letters. Beautiful writing - not sure about the translation to sand.
  • Elia Kazan: A Biography by Richard Schickel: One of the all-time greats of US cinema and stage.Fascinating career, but too many reminders of the world beyond the island.

The World of S.J.Perelman (Prion Humour Classics)
The World of S.J.Perelman (Prion Humour Classics)

Satirising modern life in a gentle and witty way, SJ Perelman's writings continue to amuse and delight.

 

Image Credit

Cartoon courtesy of Alexei Talimonov Cartoons

Longer version of this post

I've expanded on these thoughts on my book blog: see post at books for a desert island stay.

Could You Survive With Five Books? - Could you survive at all?

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      Marti Lawrence 2 years ago from Grain Valley, Missouri

      That was a great list! I enjoyed reading your choices and I think I would pick many of those books for myself.

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      Angela F 2 years ago from Seattle, WA

      LOTR would be a good choice for me, and I'd probably take a dictionary too.

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      Paula Atwell 2 years ago from Cleveland, OH

      We don't spend much time on dessert islands but we have watched the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy numerous times. It is so good. Love everything about it. We got the extended edition and I love the added parts. We already have the first Hobbit movie. :)

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      JanieceTobey 2 years ago

      Great choices! We're going to be reading Oliver Twist in our homeschool British Lit class this year.

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      pkmcr 2 years ago from Cheshire UK

      An excellent choice and if forced to select just one it would probably be Jeeves and Wooster.

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      Bellezza-Decor 2 years ago from Canada

      Paul, I really enjoy your writing style; a great complement to the writers.

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      Expat Mamasita 3 years ago from Slovakia

      An excellent choice of books for a desert island.

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      Paul 3 years ago from Liverpool, England

      @Erin Mellor: No :) Fred The Lobster is a stickler for the rules.

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      Erin Mellor 3 years ago from Europe

      Kirsty Young would at least give me the Bible, Quran and Complete Works of Shakespeare as a running start, can I take those plus five others?

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      Ibidii 3 years ago

      I would definitely choose the Lord of the Rings books because there are so many characters and events it would take me forever to understand it all. I still have not read the book so it is safe to say that would be an awesome read! :D

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      gadifi lm 3 years ago

      great lens and great information on these books

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      julieannbrady 3 years ago

      Well, I would take my Kindle Fire with me -- thus far, it only has two books. I'd like a little of Fred please.

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      Laurel Johnson 4 years ago from Washington KS

      Hmmmm. My five would include a couple favorites by Gene Stratton-Porter, a couple by favorite unknown writers but I'd have trouble choosing, and Roget's Thesaurus so I could entertain myself by looking up words.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      I dont know how on earth I would manage to narrow it down to 5 books! Maybe just have an endless supply of pens and paper and while away the time until rescue actually finishing my novel?

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      Lorelei Cohen 4 years ago from Canada

      I would need the internet or I am sure I would lose my mind. Books? Maybe something silly and lighthearted.

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      mumsgather 4 years ago

      Ok, time to get myself stranded on an island with these great reads. :)

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      Frischy 4 years ago from Kentucky, USA

      I'm not sure what I would choose. I think I would prefer to take my laptop and internet connection if I could. I'm trying to imagine a scenerio where I knew I was going to be stranded on a desert island and could plan ahead for it to this extent.

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      Rhonda Albom 4 years ago from New Zealand

      Interesting book selections. Personally, I would skip the dictionary if I only had 5.

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      Susanna Duffy 4 years ago from Melbourne Australia

      Could I just take my (packed) kindle? Then I wouldn't have to choose just five favourite books to have on a desert island

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      Mary Beth Granger 4 years ago from O'Fallon, Missouri, USA

      Great idea for a lens. You've introduced me to a couple of new books and made me smile at some of the old favorites. I like your dictionary choice. I must try your experiment. Blessed.

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