Does anyone have any good jokes?

  1. Kate Mc Bride profile image87
    Kate Mc Brideposted 3 years ago

    Does anyone have any good jokes?

    If you have any good jokes or clever quotations to share post them here. Laughter is the best medicine. I will share this one to get you started.
    Man in hospital bed says to visitor:"I'd be better dead if I had a bite to eat"

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    VinnieAmbroiseposted 3 years ago

    Here's joke for nerds: Two scientist went to a bar and ordered drinks. The waiter asks "What will it be today, boys?" The first scientist replies-"Oh, I will H2o. The second scientist says, "I'll have H2o too- - and he died.

    Another one: An old-timer carried  two pigs in a poke on his back into town to sell them at the market. On his way, he met a young fellow and said to him: " Young man, I will give you both pigs in my poke if you can correctly guess how many !

    1. Kate Mc Bride profile image87
      Kate Mc Brideposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      I like the one about the pigs best lol. Cheers for answering the question-you are the only one who did. Does nobody else on here have a sense of humor or what?

 
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