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Crazy Uncle "Snickers" Biden

Updated on October 15, 2012

Yuck, Yuck, Yuck...

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Redux With Joe Biden

The more our Crazy Uncle Joe opens his mouth the more it concerns me that this career pickpocket is but a heartbeat away from the Presidency of the United States. I guess what he considered to be a valid debate format was to turn what should have been a serious forum into a clown fest. Obama seems to do that too while he's out on the campaign trail. Like father like son and neither one of them impresses thinking people, maybe left wing loons but that may about it.

It was a bit difficult to know what to expect when Snickers showed up but really now. The guy was a Weapon of Mass Interruption which I found to be rude and not an acknowledged debate tactic. I guess the tactic this time around was to not let your opponent make his point by being rude and obnoxious and interrupting him at least 82 times by one count. That must have sent massive tingles up Chrissy Matthew's leg. It truly was like watching your crazy uncle at the family gathering when he wants that attention he feels he hasn't been getting.

So I'm about to fact check Biden since he always encourages that when he makes his gaffes. The man is a loony toon.

At Least 82 Times...

Here's the kind of lies and deflections that Team Obama has to substitute for their failed record. Snicker, snicker snicker...

1. "Well, we weren't told they wanted more security." The State Department had been told many times that the security in Benghazi was inadequate. Just two days prior those who watched the Congressional hearing heard directly from former regional security director Eric Nordstrom. He described his angst about having requests for increased security turned down. So Biden must have been taking a nap during that time period? He lied through his teeth. to start the debate.

2. Mediscare tactics again emerged with his lie that "we saved $716 billion and put it back." In other words they applied it back to Medicare. Team Obama has been using that lie since 2010 when Obamacare was passed. Supposedly their "cuts" extended the life of Medicare. Now think about that for a minute. The fact is that the same $716 billion in question was shifted over to help pay for Obamacare. What Biden was doing is double counting the same cuts and it is a famous smoke and mirrors routine in our federal government. Taking the money out of Medicare doesn't "help" its solvency in the least.

3. In relation to the two wars, "It came from this man voting to put two wars on a credit card. I (Biden) was there. I voted against him." Easy lie to expose since Biden voted for both the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars. That was an easy fact check.

4. Contraceptives and religious institutions reflect another outright lie. Snicker, snicker, snicker... “No religious institution, Catholic or otherwise…has to be a vehicle to get contraception in any insurance policy they provide. That is a fact.” What planet has Biden been living on? HHS is forcing religious institutions to provide contraceptives and abortifacients via their insurance policies. The pending case is in court right now. Because Biden says the word "fact" might make things factually less likely.

5. Israel and Netanyahu was misrepresented by Biden. Biden said, “The president has met with Bibi [Netanyahu] a dozen times….This is a bunch of stuff.” Yes, what you said is a bunch of stuff Snickers. Obama and Bibi have met a few times but not anywhere close to a dozen. During one meeting Obama caused the Prime Minister of this country to enter the People's House through the backdoor, wouldn't allow pictures and left the PM fending for his own dinner. Obama failed to meet with the Prime Minister in New york because of "scheduling conflicts." You see Obama had to appear on The View where he called himself eye candy, David Letterman and lets not forget the Beyonce/Jay Z affair.

Lets take a break and watch this short video then go on with more of Snicker's lies.

Not Sure What Biden Finds So Amusing Here...

6. Taxes and the continual distortion continued. Here's the quote, “Just let the taxes expire like they're supposed to on those millionaires.” What Team Obama characterizes as "millionaires" are American households earning $250K a year or more. That is inclusive of many middle class folks with two earners in the household and small business owners who customarily report their business earnings as personal income. I do that myself. The distortion is glaring when they classify making $250K as being a millionaire or billionaire. It just isn't so. The vast majority of small businesses are the job creators in our country.

7. Then there was the death panel comment. Snickers said, “You know, I heard that death panel argument from Sarah Palin. It seems that every vice presidential debate, I hear this kind of stuff about panels.” Even a self-righteous liberal can see that is a bunch of malarkey. How so? Sarah Palin never talked about “death panels” in her debate with Biden. Why not? Because Obamacare had not even been proposed much less passed. Paul Ryan never mention “death panels” at all. He did address the "fact" that Obamacare proposes a board to impose cost controls. That is undeniable and has no place between your doctor and you.

8. When Paul Ryan pointed out: 1) that the White House had distanced itself from the Cairo embassy’s apologies on 9/11, 2) that Obama had failed to speak up for Iranian protesters in 2009, 3) that the Obama administration called Syria’s dictator a “reformer”, 4) and that the Obama administration is imposing defense cuts and projecting weakness Snickers said, “With all due respect, that’s a bunch of malarkey….not a single thing he said is accurate.” However going through those 4 items every one of them fact checked.

9. How does Team Obama dodge responsibility for the terrible security at the Libyan compound? No they aren't blaming Bush this time. Here's the way Snicker's played that card, “The congressman here cut embassy security in his budget by $300 million below what we asked for.” Fact of the matter? Ryan's proposal, and it was only a proposal, called for a 19% decrease in "non-defense" discretionary spending Nice try Snickers but no cigar. No mention is ever made of cutting embassy security in that proposal, not one word. How did Crazy Uncle Joe arrive at the 19% figure? It was fabricated by applying 19% across the board. Hello?

10. Lastly there was Iran and nuclear weapons. Iran is four years closer to having nuclear weapons than when Obama took office. How anyone can deny that is beyond me but Biden did just that. He said, “No, they are not four years closer to a nuclear weapon.” Obama entered office trying to appease the Iranians saying they just needed to talk about it. You don't just talk to madmen who hate your guts. The fact is that after repeated meetings just this year talks have gone nowhere. There are as many holes in the supposed "sanctions" as one can find in a block of swiss cheese. Those sanctions haven't slowed Iran down a bit in its pursuit of its nuclear weapons program.

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Redux - Casting Snickers Himself

For the current Vice President of this nation to get in front of a national audience and act like the complete imbecile and buffoon that he is obviously is reprehensible. He may have thought he won the debate but what he really earned is the Booby Prize for being a big boob.

I am going to have to swear off eating a Snickers bar for a long time after watching that snickering fool tell lie after lie thinking he was a comedian. He needs to leave that job to Obama because he might fit in nicely on the comedy circuit starting in 2013.

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The Frog Prince

He Did Mention He Means What He Says... Remember In November!


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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      I guess, Jim, when your boss (BO) has achieved nothing in 4 years but spending money, borrowed money at that, the only thing left to do in a debate is play the fool. Oh, wait a minute, Biden wasn't acting!!!

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      Angela Blair 5 years ago from Central Texas

      Biden's performance ranked right up there with funny abscessed teeth -- he acted like he was high on something (something illegal by the way). Good job on the fact checking -- and super Hub! Best/Sis

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      Cassie Smith 5 years ago from U.S.

      Hi Frog! I knew you would have Biden fact-checked. Great job! Now will someone please tell me why the lapdog media has not fact-checked Biden this thoroughly. Oh that's right, they are in the tank for Obama, my mistake that they are independent news sources. It's also too bad that none of this penetrates thick Democrat brains, but then again they are thick.

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      Stu 5 years ago

      Clear signs of desparation here, as Biden has to live with Obama's record. Biden was always the rude, blustering liar when he was in Congress, but the 2008 campaign team taught "Joe not be to be Joe" in the VP debates, and it worked beautifully. 2012 is a different story. The "calm, authoritative" strategy won't work this time, because it requires defending four years of failure. Bullying and lying is all he has now. The scary thing is that a bit under 50% of the voters will get sucked in by it, because sensationalism appeals to so many on the left and center-left.

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      I found the morning after discussion about who actually won the debate as insulting as the snickering obnoxious V.P. This debate and the fact that some thought Biden actually won just proves how low our standards are in this country. Up and everything and shared.

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      Ghost32 5 years ago


      Uh...sorry, Frog--lost control there. "Weapon of Mass Interruption"!!

      That's just too good. "Snickers" ain't bad, either.

      Remember in 22 days!

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      Pollyannalana 5 years ago from US

      Good job, keep it going.

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, yep "Looney" is the perfect word here to say the least. I just could not take much of his rolling of the eyes-----enough was enough. Excellent hub dear one. Now, I shall go off to sleep.

      God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Pat Potts 5 years ago

      Hey my dear. Thank you. That is a hoot and a half and I'm laughing my tail off....... It fits them all beautifully.

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Hi Ya Patsy. Remember this one?

      The Frog

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      Pat Potts 5 years ago

      Lol I heard someone compare Biden to the character McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

      Good hub.


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      Old Poolman 5 years ago

      FP - Good point, heaven forbid Biden as President. I can't even imagine that.

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Mike - Actually Obama is supposed to be the best they have to offer which is a double shame. I believe that Biden was picked as an insurance policy that nothing would happen to Obama. That makes sense because nothing else about him does.


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      Old Poolman 5 years ago

      Biden was nothing but disgusting all the way through the debate. Yet many thought he actually won? To be so proud of this jerk doesn't say much for those who feel this pride. If he is any example of the best they have to offer, shame on them.

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      Sheila 5 years ago from Surprise Arizona - formerly resided in Washington State

      Biden was smamry and arrogant - great hub Frog! I have been having nightmares since the debate - this guy could be president - yikes!!!

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Hi dym - Welcome to Hub pages. For my friends here this is an old friend from previous forums where I have written. Give him a warm welcome please.

      I'm a breast and thigh guy myself so I understand your concern :)

      The Frog

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      damnyoumaggot 5 years ago

      I like this article, Frog...but I don't know if Biden is a big boob...I like big boobs....Keep it up. Another great Frog Blog!

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      poetvix 5 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country.

      You know how to tell when a leftist leader is not winning an argument? When the insults start flying and the rude behavior would embarrass a child. See Biden above. Great job Sir Frog!

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      TSAD 5 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

      Just skimmed the pics and Frog, I can't stop laughing! I'll read itlater when Igett overthislaughing!!

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      34th Bomb Group 5 years ago from Western New York State


      Watching Biden's shenanigans, I was embaressed to be Irish.