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Gift Ideas for Trump: The 45th U.S. President

Updated on June 8, 2020
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A Golden Egg For The Man Who Loves Gold

 Food Gifts can be Delightfully Delicious
Food Gifts can be Delightfully Delicious | Source

He is a Very Different Type of President

His principles and blustering rhetoric are nothing like anything previously heard emerging from the Whitehouse. Donald Trump is like no other predecessor before him and whether this is in your thinking a good or a bad fact, he is indeed the man who now occupies the oval office. The 45th president of the United States is certainly quite a unique personality.

Most political figures are not allowed to accept gifts for personal gain but as we are not too sure where he stands on this issue, I decided that it might be nice to compile a list of appropriate gift ideas for him.

His interests are glaringly obvious if you watch his political and personal moves and this makes it easy to discover items he might enjoy. One must choose very unique gifts for this distinctively different president.

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A Game to Play in His Leisure Time?

One of the 45th president's greatest love is the leisure time he spends golfing at his Mar a Lago resort. He enjoys the game so much that he is willing to sacrifice his precious office time to head off to the green. Between the time that he took office and March 31st 2018 he has enjoyed 106 golf trips resulting in a cost of tens of millions in dollars to U.S. taxpayers. It is a pretty good indication of how important these retreats are to him.

When considering leisure time gifts for the president keep in mind that there are more than a few games that fall within his realm of interest. Listed below are a few suggestions to ponder.

  • The Franklin Mint Limited Edition Monopoly Game: Featuring 18K gold plated game pieces
  • Risk
  • Electronic Battleship Game
  • Empire 2
  • Whac-A-Mole
  • The Game of Life
  • A super size Lego set so he can build his wall
  • Spy vs Spy

For Many He Is Considered To Be A Puzzle In And Of Himself
For Many He Is Considered To Be A Puzzle In And Of Himself | Source

We All Need to Eat And So Does He

Food themed gifts are quite popular because this is an area of interest that we all participate in. Each of us must consume food and as we do it so frequently there is an absolute need to make this function as enjoyable as possible. Colour, flavour, and texture are factors to take into consideration when selecting the perfect foods to compliment each personality. For Mr. Trump may I suggest the following edible gift choices:

  • Frog legs
  • A golden egg
  • The goose that laid the golden egg
  • Russian caviar
  • The turkeys pardoned by Obama
  • McDonald's gift cards: Rumor has it that a certain someone is afraid of being poisoned so enjoys restaurant food that is prepared in mass rather than personally for him (This reduces the risk of swallowing something someone else may want him to).

Military and War Theme Items Are Ideal

I recall him saying that far too much money was being spent on wars that were not the U.S.'s to pay for but within a few months of entering office the 45th U.S. president fired off the Mother of all Bombs (MOAB). This small presidential adventure was estimated to cost anywhere from $170,000. to $16 million depending on the source you take as more accurate but that is all rather irrelevant now. This does though lead one to assume that he really was itching to play his part in current U.S. military operations abroad so to keep him more inexpensively amused these military theme gift items may be quite suiting to his distinctive tastes.

  • Toy soldiers
  • Toy tanks and other military vehicles
  • Toy jets and planes
  • A dart board with Mueller's photo on it

They are Placed in a Position of Trust

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Business Items to Make The Job Easier

As leader of the United States the president has a number of important decisions to make each day. He has to oversee not only the country and its people but also the Whitehouse and those that work and reside there. It can be a daunting task. Others have to worry about leaky faucets while number 45 has to worry about fixing leaks in the Whitehouse.

From budgets and floods to tainted water scandals the U.S. president has a lot of major problems to deal with. As if the professional issues were not enough there is also the issue of how to lock her up while keeping himself from being locked up as well. It is a lot to deal with so let's help him out. One of these gifts would most definitely ease the strain somewhat.

  • A set of gold handcuffs
  • A Crazy 8 Ball: To aid the president with the big decisions he has to make.
  • A paper shredder
  • A new FBI director
  • A new Attorney General
  • A new White House Communications Director
  • A new Secretary of State
  • A new Whitehouse Staff Secretary
  • A new Chief Stategist
  • A new National Security Advisor
  • A new Press Secretary
  • A working polygraph machine: His honesty has been called into question on more than a few occasions so he could use it to run through phrases to see which are most able to pass the test.

A Working Polygraph Machine

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Magically Solve All His Toughest Decisions?

When I was a child the Magic 8 Ball was a seriously essential companion to myself and my siblings. It helped us figure out the complex questions and controversies tossed our direction. When in doubt or just in fun we would shake the ball to figure out what we should do and on more than a few occasions we took this toy's unbiased advice very seriously. Perhaps Trump could use its words of wisdom too.

He was Officially Elected to Lead the Country

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Russian Cues to Guide Your Gift Selection

Donald Trump has been highly reluctant to mention anything negative concerning the president of Russia thus leading us to conclude that he may have a certain fondness for items from this area. Should you feel the need to pass the U.S. president a small gratuity from another country the following items are of this theme.

  • A bottle of fine Russian vodka
  • A Russian nesting doll (you may interpret this as you choose).
  • A personal invite to the Kremlin.
  • A personally autographed photograph of Putin.
  • A golden shower head.

This content is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge and is not meant to substitute for formal and individualized advice from a qualified professional.

© 2018 Lorelei Cohen

What Item Would You Wrap Up For The Commander-in-Chief?

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    • MizBejabbers profile image

      Doris James MizBejabbers 

      5 weeks ago from Beautiful South

      Personally, I would prefer a titanium set of handcuffs for him. I think he would like a dartboard with interchangeable photos so that he can add to them as time goes on. After Mueller, he could add Generals Mattis, Colin Powell and John Kelly. He really doesn't need giant Legos to build his wall because I don't think people are dying (literally or figuratively) to get into this country anymore. Just a few additions to your already great list, and you really do crack us up.

    • Virginia Allain profile image

      Virginia Allain 

      18 months ago from Central Florida

      I just had to check this out, even though the last thing I would do is get 45 a gift. Fun.

    • Brite-Ideas profile image

      Barbara Tremblay Cipak 

      2 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      Cracked me up! A Crazy 8 Ball (that's funny!) and the turkey's pardoned by Obama, omg, I'll bet that already happened! Your wit kills me. Had no idea a Franklin Mint monopoly game existed, I bet he owns that.

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      FlourishAnyway 

      2 years ago from USA

      What Don the Con needs is a get out of jail free card. Something tells me his time is drawing near as a free man. Loved the golden shower head

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