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More Funny Presidential Quotes

Updated on May 6, 2013
Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson
Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan

Here’s ten more gems- and I use that word loosely – from the U.S. presidents over the years. Some were said before or after their presidencies.

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country or our people, and neither do we.” – George W Bush

“America needs a military where our breast and brightest are proud to serve, and proud to stay.” – George W Bush

“This fellow they've nominated claims he's the new Thomas Jefferson. Well, let me tell you something - I knew Thomas Jefferson. He was a friend of mine, and governor... you're no Thomas Jefferson!” – Ronald Reagan, talking about Bill Clinton in 1992.

“Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.” – Ronald Reagan

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times.” - Jimmy Carter

“I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills one-third of our citizens and ruins their families.” – Thomas Jefferson, talking about beer.

“Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men disgrace labor.” - Ulysses Grant

“Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.” -Lyndon Johnson

“What’s the use of being president if you can’t have a train with a diner on it?” William Howard Taft

“When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results. “ – Calvin Coolidge

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    • unknown spy profile image

      IAmForbidden 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      hahaha that was fun to read. great list of funny quotes.

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      nanderson500 4 years ago from Seattle, WA

      Thanks! There seems to be an endless supply of entertainment when it comes to quotes from politicians, especially presidents.

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      SkeetyD 4 years ago from Barbados

      I loved this list just as much as the other one. Great job! Voted up!

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