President Trump promised to build a big beautiful wall on our southern border. The question is who should build it? Let's examine a bit of history. The Great Wall of China has been standing for over 2000 years and it is the longest in the world. It is also a great tourist attraction. My vote is China. They know what they are doing when it comes to building walls.
Who should pay for it? We can charge a fee for tourists...
My vote would have to be Egypt. Can you imagine the fun exploring 2,000 miles of Pyramids set side by side and chock full of mysterious tunnels, mummies and treasure? Maybe throw in a nice sphinx now and then, vigilantly watching across the river.
We can let Kuwait pay for it - they're rich and owe us anyway.