The Moral of a Texas vs. California Joke

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   GA Andersonposted 5 years ago

   Texas, California, and the Tale of the Coyote
   January 14, 2011 by Dan Mitchell
   
   I’ve already had a couple of blog posts commenting on how Texas is kicking California’s you-know-what. Being a fiscal policy person, I always point to California’s punitive state income tax as an example of bad policy and highlight the absence of any income tax in Texas to explain the success of that state.
   
   But sometimes it’s just culture and attitude. Here’s a joke comparing the two states, but it’s based on something that actually happened in Texas.
   
   CALIFORNIA: The Governor of  California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps  out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.
   
   1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects  upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is  only doing what is natural.
   
   2. He calls animal control. Animal Control  captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500  for relocating it.
   
   3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects  the dead dog and bills the State $200 for testing it for diseases.
   
   4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends  $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his  bite wound bandaged.
   
   5. The running trail gets shut down for  6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to  make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.
   
   6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds to  implement a “coyote awareness” program for residents of the area.
   
   7. The State Legislature spends $2 million  to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently  eradicate the  disease throughout the world.
   
   8. The Governor’s security agent is  fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the  Governor attempt to intervene.
   
   9. Additional cost to State of California:  $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special  training re: the nature of coyotes.
   
   10. PETA protests the coyote’s  relocation and files suit against the State.
   
   TEXAS: The Governor of Texas is  jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out, bites  the Governor’s leather boot, and attacks his dog.
   
   1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued  pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP  hollow
   point cartridge.
   
   2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
   
   And that, boys and girls, is why California is  broke………..And, more importantly, why too much government  doesn’t work.
   
   Hmm... If this did actually happen, as claimed, then today's lesson is ...
   
   GA

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      IslandBitesposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Stop jogging in California and Texas.

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      Randy Godwinposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      More than likely the Texas Governor would shoot himself in the foot and bleed to death. And the coyote had a nice meal... 

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   PrettyPantherposted 5 years ago

   That must be an old joke because California is no longer broke, thanks to Democratic Governor Jerry Brown.    :-)

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