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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago
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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Biffo is the nic name of the Irish PM smile

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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    15th September 2010

    Dear Diary

    Well there is no easy way to say it….yesterday was not a good day in the office…..I thought Morning Ireland would do an X Factor job on my voice……surely they could hear that I was still hung over…..Jesuz it was great to be back in my own bed last night……..Mary did you take my fags again? That Good Friday Agreement was stuck in my head because of that book by Blair……can’t believe that he said Mc Guinness and Adams were his favourite Irish Politicians….what about me……Ahern gets the credit when everyone knows that I was the un-crowned leader through-out the difficult negotiations…..Not to worry, I have those union lefties behind the black ball in relation to the Croke Park Deal…….that O’Connor and his intellectual-mouth-pieces…..

    I thought my interview with Cathal Goulding…..Mac Coille….was fine…..political point scoring that’s all that Simon Covey is good for….That Ursula Halligan right in my face she was……hangover…..I would have told her straight but the party faithful would not have been happy….so what I would have said…..so what if I was hangover…..if she had been drunk under the table by Mary she would be hung over…..congestion…..Jesuz that duck al orange….and those pickled duck eggs….Jesuz…..

    That Coveney and Boyle….I’ll Twitter them….I’m Taoiseach…..and that Pat Kenny interviewing Michael Noonan…..if Bruton had not lead a coup Noonan would still be on the back bench……..inspire confidence…..I’ll show them…..the game is up….I’ll show them……Mary where is my socks? Jesuz………fair play to Micheal Martin….he knows I’m a horse and that is why my voice was a little off kilter……fair play to Dempsey saying he would not babysit me….but not sure what he meant by saying I am a big boy…..I might have mentioned that I could not get into my black trousers yesterday…….Ahern said I had nasal congestion….he must realise that he got up my nose on Monday night…..Hanifin said I was horse, congested and groggy, fair play to the Milky Bar kid…she never lets me down….

    Mary O Rourke……god bless her…..nasal and hoarse…..she knew that last song killed my voice……In My Memory-I will always see-the town that I loved so Well……That Roisin Shortall….inept and unconvincing…she said…she has some neck on her…..feakin labour…sick of them sniping….and as for that Caoimhghin O’ Caolain……the cheek of him….what have they to offer with their socialist voo- dooism…….and that Nordy….Adams calling for the Dail to be recalled….bloody cheek…..Fiscal policy is central to recovery and if that means taking more money off those PAYE workers then so be it….oldies complaining about hospital trolleys and the lower socio-economic groupings making demands of my Government…..to hell or to Connaught….Sorry - Dairy but I am angry….I work myself in to the ground and what thanks do I get………Our conferencing fund has been squeezed…what do they want…for every 5 Euro we spent last night we only took in 3 Euro from delegates…mind you I could have done without those Fat Frogs…..

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