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I have to start every internet conversation with: I am NOT Rep. Weiner

  1. StripedCrunchy profile image61
    StripedCrunchyposted 7 years ago

    I'm single. An unattached bachelor with a rich social life and an active love-life. I like to meet new people on-line, and easily half of them are women.

    I've already made some excellent friends right here in the Hubpages. But now, thanks to yet another Married Democrat Politician who cannot keep his pants up when talking to young women from the comfort of his office, I have to preface every conversation with new female friends on-line with the words "I am NOT Anthony Weiner."

    That glittering jewel of colossal stupidity has screwed it up for EVERYBODY.

    Suddenly, instead of girls asking me "what I do" or if I "like to dance" or things like that, the opening question has become a variation on "Are you a married Democrat politician?!"

    What girl wants to have her face plastered all over the internet for being involved with THAT kind of jerk?

    1. Greek One profile image78
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      yeah.. Republicans never grab things they shouldn't...

      http://www.mohammeddewji.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/gal_arnold_schwarzenegger_tanorexic.jpg

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Larry_Craig_official_portrait_-_cropped_.jpg/461px-Larry_Craig_official_portrait_-_cropped_.jpg

      1. StripedCrunchy profile image61
        StripedCrunchyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        So you found a couple of RINOs who voted with the Democrats as often as possible. Big Whoopie.

        When the Right finds a jerk in it's ranks, we boot the fool from office, ASAP. When the Left discovers one of their Sainted Political Class acting the misogynist power-abusing Lothario, you circle the wagons and start with the excuses.

        1. Greek One profile image78
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          a perv is a perv is a perv.. regardless of political affiliation

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            Texasbetaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Dude, he sent a picture of his junk. That is a pervert? You have never had your girl on webcam across the country on vacation, rocking herself? She's never called you in the midst? Seriously? You've never gotten a text picture of her showing you how much she was "thinking" about you? Bummer for you sir. What actually is a pervert to you? I am curious.

            1. StripedCrunchy profile image61
              StripedCrunchyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Women whom I spend time with in conversations via MMS are neither married, nor Democrat Darling Politicians.

              Just the thought of Nancy Pelosi or Barbara Boxer sending the kind of pictures we're talking about makes me seriously queezy.

              There is a HUGE difference. Plus, pictures I get of that nature are welcome and expected. Weiner's weiner wasn't.

              IE: Dude's a perv.

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                Texasbetaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                How do you know they weren't welcome and expected? There hasn't been one single claim by a recipient that it wasn't either welcome nor expected. He wasn't just sending random pics of his junk to chicks. That is incorrect, and thus the point is incorrect.

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                  Texasbetaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  HOW can you conservatives make these outlandish comments, get OWNED in a response and then have the audacity to just move on and not admit your error?
                  How on earth do you live with yourselves? What kind of people are you?

            2. Greek One profile image78
              Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              I only got one once, and then I knew better....

              do you know how hard it is to get a computer mouse out of your !@!%%@!#?

            3. psycheskinner profile image82
              psycheskinnerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Send pictures of your junk to multiple women you have never met in person, including underage girls, while your wife is unaware of this (and pregnant) is pervy.

        2. Stump Parrish profile image61
          Stump Parrishposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          When the Right finds a jerk in it's ranks, we boot the fool from office. NOt rrue everytime Striped. You found a fool, booted them from office and then proceeded to try and make her vice president. She is still making a fool out of America and now you seek to make her president.  Bush got re-elected for showing the world what a fool he was. If the so called fool claims to be a christian, all transgressions have been forgiven before they were committed. It is a little odd the way christians get to commit sins on credit these days. Who am I kinding with the these days remark. That has been the MO since day one.

          You can't refudiate the fact that Palin is a fool and yet I don't see her being kicked to the curb by the right. Of course she is under the protection of the head of the Republican Party, Rupert Moredick of Faux News Network fame.

          1. StripedCrunchy profile image61
            StripedCrunchyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Man O Man. Palin bashing is the surest sign of how absolutely misogynistic the left TRULY is. Sarah had infinitely higher approval ratings as Governor of Alaska than any individual Senator or Congressman, or the whole lot of them combined.

            When a Republican has low numbers, you tout them as proof they're unloved by the masses. When one has EXCEPTIONALLY high numbers, you say those don't count. And Sarah stepped out of the Governor's office long after the Obambi Imaculation.

            You want to talk fools? Your side shows it's stripes every day by screaming from the rooftops how silly and dumb Sarah Palin is, in the desperate fear that someone somewhere might not have heard you beating that drum, and make up their own mind in the matter. You're all telegraphing who the ACTUAL candidate is, who you fear the most.

            Oh, and, according to the PBS historian interviewed about the Paul Revere quote Sarah gave, SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. She didn't give the dumbed down version of the story you were taught by a your union-hack lazy leftist un-educator. Or are you also convinced that George Washington DID cut down a Cherry tree?

            You Lock-step Liberals are so predictable it's a wonder you have separate  names. All the individuality of a school of mackerel, half the combined IQ.

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              Texasbetaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              What a joke! If he states that Palin is a fool in the same post as stating Bush was a fool, then it isn't misogynistic, BY DEFINITION! How comical it is that you then discuss IQ. I wouldn't let you walk my dog.

              1. StripedCrunchy profile image61
                StripedCrunchyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                "Bush the fool" beat everything your media could trump-up, misuse and lie about. TWICE. Had better grades in the exact same classes as your wonderind intellectual doofus John F-ing Kerry, lives in an infinitely more energy efficient home than your Guru of Green, Algore, is still married to the wife who loves him and KNOWS she can trust him.

                Not to mention his foolish ways kept gas affordable, unemployment low, and the economy humming right along. Conditions that didn't start to deteriorate until AFTER Democrats won back their majorities in the House and Senate.

                Have any other media-fed mantra you'd like to bloviate on about while we're here, Tex?

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                  Texasbetaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  AGAIN - you ignore the fact that your statement was proven WRONG, and just move on to name calling. Dude, you are pathetic.

                  1. StripedCrunchy profile image61
                    StripedCrunchyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    So, when you're out attending some Democrat sponsored, KKK style "suppress the Tea Party" hate-spewing counter rally, calling any African American Tea Partiers 200 year old racial slurs, and female Tea Partiers every foul word related to her reproductive organs, you're NOT a racist, misogynist loud mouth, provided you ALSO call all the white men Nazis?

                    Not sure I can adopt that logic, Tex.

                    If I find Obambi's policies to be detrimental to our nation, your side automatically says it's bound to be because I'm RAAAACIST.

                    Calling Sarah Palin names and questioning her intelligence, even if you insult other people while you're at it, still makes you a misogynist.

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      Texasbetaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah - the internet hookup was TOTALLY legit and not creepy before Weiner! Hilarious!

      1. StripedCrunchy profile image61
        StripedCrunchyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah - the internet creepy inappropriate married guy was deemed TOTALLY acceptable just a few weeks before Weiner.

        What was I thinking.

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          Texasbetaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Does it make you feel icky that our guy was trying to hook up with chicks instead of other dudes? I know you are used to that...being a Republican and all. That seems to be their deal.

          1. StripedCrunchy profile image61
            StripedCrunchyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            I thought Barney "gay prostitution ring being run out of my Government paid for apartment by my boyfriend" Frank was a Democrat.

            One of us must be mistaken, Tex.

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              Texasbetaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Frank admits he is gay. Republicans like Ted Haggard, Craig and Mark Foley all hid behind the Republican "gay hate" agenda, while hooking up with guys...Foley with teenage boys and Haggard with a methed out male prostitute.
              Again - Striped, it isn't only that you are on the wrong side so you'll always lose the argument...it is also that you really aren't good at composing arguments.

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                Texasbetaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                ...of course, (crickets).

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        Texasbetaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Go for it Weiner! Maybe your wife was an ass! Hope you got lucky bud.

    3. RachaelLefler profile image97
      RachaelLeflerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      For me it's a deal-breaker if a guy admits to being a POLITICIAN, period. I know with Twilight and all, some girls go for the whole vampire thing, but soulless bloodsuckers are not for me.

      1. StripedCrunchy profile image61
        StripedCrunchyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        This post alone just earned you a Follow, Rachael. Immensely well said. 

        I'll be sharing your sentiments with my friends for years to come.

  2. Stump Parrish profile image61
    Stump Parrishposted 7 years ago

    Perhaps that the real problem here texas, the right can't stand a person who admits who and what they are. They prefer to be lied to.

    BTW striped, you mentioned IQ. have you made it out of the single digit ranks yet? I came in at 153 the last time I checked. I would also like to point out that I dont like mackerel, I prefer black sea bass and I could eat more of it if the right would stop polluting the oceans of the world.

    1. StripedCrunchy profile image61
      StripedCrunchyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Oh no, Stump. You've ferreted me out: I am a blithering idiot, barely able to put whole words together into comprehensible sentences.

      You're no doubt able to whup me in a fight too, fair or not. It was foolish beyond the pale for me to cross verbal swords with such a paragon of manly intellect as your Herculean self.

      It is so magnanimous of you bare the burden of forcing yourself to dumb down every nuanced subtlety, so that the weaker minds you're forced to deal with, like my own, can have the barest hope of comprehending the complexities and certitudes you dispense from that lofty intellect, which is your mind.

      The half-day honorary posting they gave me detailed to a lowly domestic dignitary was only as a "food taster", which I failed in. So, they returned me to the asylum from whence they'd liberated me, because tossing cookies on the Jap PM made everyone look bad. Had the lowly domestic dignitary not been so fond of me, like a favored lazy dog, they might have just put me down. As it was, he recommended me for an additional half-day of uncontrollable drooling and general buffoonery, to his successor.

      If only I had your IQ, I might have been passed over for such drudgery, and allowed to stay at the asylum.

      1. Stump Parrish profile image61
        Stump Parrishposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Finally you say something that makes sense. There may be hope for you yet striped. Now if we can just turn you into a democrat you will almost be human. There are countless areas that you may be of some service to humamnity. I recomend you consider opening a shoe shine stand and we'll see how that goes. You forgot your place and training striped, arent you supposed to adress me as the mighty one? Now git back down in your hole and think about how sorry you are for wasting the air you breathe. I've almost finished eating and if you want your daily ration of table scraps, you had better  remember to never sass your superiors again.

        1. StripedCrunchy profile image61
          StripedCrunchyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Stump!

          Proof yet again that no matter what direction we come from, good men with working brains can run with a good joke. I am, truly, honored to count you among the Worthy Adversaries, O Mighty One.

          I'm just too lazy to be a Democrat, though: Showing up at protests all the time with those heavy signs and having to yell. I'm exhausted just thinking about it.

          And, being a single, available hetero Crunchy, please understand that Republican babes are WAY HOTTER than your average liberal protest chick. Republican hotties shower before attending the rallies (call me a fool, but I like girls with soft skin and clean hair), don't mind that I've got a Conceal Carry, and keep a big one in my holster (yes, O Mighty One, I'm probably compensating), and are almost NEVER lesbians in disguise (which can save a guy TONS of R&D time).

          But that brings me back to having to tell them I am NOT a Married Democrat Politician, when I talk to them in IM.

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    klevifushaposted 7 years ago

    I was watching the news today and I heard Anthony Weiner was finally preparing to step down. You know, in the beginning I though his personal life shouldn't have any interference with his political career. However, as more nude pictures kept popping up out of nowhere, I've come to the conclusion that this clown doesn't deserve to hold the position of an elected official.

 
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