David Letterman and the War on Terrorism.....WE WON

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  1. cooldad profile image60
    cooldadposted 12 years ago

    There is a new story out about a supposed jihad terrorist who wants Letterman's head because of jokes he made about a Bin Laden associate.  Well, I think it's safe to say that we have officially won the war on terror.  If terrorists are worried that much about Letterman, I think we are safe now. 

    (http://shortformblog.tumblr.com/post/90 … rman-jihad)

    Maybe we can send them a list of preferred targets like; the Jersey Shore Cast, Regis & Kelly, Rosie O'Donnell, Oprah and all the contestants on Bachelor Pad.  I think we should work with terrorists to help us rid America of such cultural debauchery.

    Any thoughts?

  2. earnestshub profile image79
    earnestshubposted 12 years ago

    Lots of thoughts... but most of them are unprintable. smile
    Anyone who can't take a remark, probably resembles it.... that would be my take on it.
    We win.

  3. Evan G Rogers profile image60
    Evan G Rogersposted 12 years ago

    How does "some guy is mad at David Letterman" mean we won the war against a military tactic?

    Can we all please remember that we're attacking adjective? How the hell can an entire country ACTUALLY believe that winning a war against an adjective can even be possible?!

    Oh, in case you forgot, these wars have cost hundreds of billions (probably trillions) of dollars, and tens of thousands of lives. The middle eastern residents hate us even more, the Constitution lays in tatters, our freedoms have been stripped from us, and we get our naked bodies photographed whenever we want to fly.

    We WON the war on terrorism!? Are you joking me? Bin Laden is laughing in his grave -- that is, if you believe any of the 10 different stories of his death.

  4. cooldad profile image60
    cooldadposted 12 years ago

    Yes Evan, I am joking, that was the whole point.  You may be a bit high strung.  This is sarcasm, this a joke.  Do you really think I believe that we won the war on terror based on David Letterman?  Come on man.  Although I may not look like the smartest guy in my profile picture, I'm not that dumb.

    1. Evan G Rogers profile image60
      Evan G Rogersposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      lol, soz.

  5. Stump Parrish profile image60
    Stump Parrishposted 12 years ago

    Evan, do you suppose Bin Laden is just playing possum to make Obama look good? I have a sneaking suspision that if he were alive his network would be crowing about how the US "FUBAR" ed another operation. Do you realize that these conspirarcy theories are forcing Obama to become the first black man in history required to prove he "did" kill someone?

    Of course those on the right have no interest in proof to begin with. Just look at how they have shown that a birth certificate no longer proves you were actually born. They have shown that people making major decisions based on instructions they get from voices in their head isn't proof that the person is crazy. As a matter of fact, this actually makes those in Iowa believe they are the best qualified to run this country. Having a News Service go to court and fight for the right to lie to it's viewers is actually proof that said faux news netwrork always tells the truth. Proof seems to have taken on a whole new meaning in this country. The only instance where proof still means what it used to mean is when you are discussing the moonshine these yahoos must be consuming for breakast , lunch and dinner, each and every day.

    1. Evan G Rogers profile image60
      Evan G Rogersposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I'm not saying Osama's alive OR dead - I'm just saying that there are 10 stories that all claimed a wide variety of events regarding his death.

      So... yeah...


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