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35 Things a Dumped Woman Can Do

Updated on October 19, 2011

Many kinds of women, many moods, many situations. What a particular woman would do depends on what her man was like, too. Here goes:

1. Yell

2. Laugh

3. Cry

4. Laugh and cry

5. Sing

6. Dance

7. Get on with life

8. Get another guy

9. Go into depression.

10. Go to yoga class

11. Go to Mother

12. Go to his mother

13. Go to his office

14. Go to court

15. Go to sleep

16. Go out shopping

17. Tell his boss

18. Tell his wife

19. Tell everybody

20. Talk to herself

21. Talk to friends

22. Talk to everybody

23. Talk to God

24. Take up some art or craft

25. Take responsibility over her life

26. Take a bath

27. Flush his letters down the loo

28. Throw him out first

29. Throw things at him

30. Do community service

31. Give dating advice

32. Kill him

33. Kill his girlfriend

34. Kill herself

35. Win him back

What would you or your woman do? Have anything to add?

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    • Kenny Wordsmith profile imageAUTHOR

      Ashok Rajagopalan 

      10 years ago from Chennai

      I'm delighted to make you laugh, G-Ma, my great commentor!

    • G-Ma Johnson profile image

      Merle Ann Johnson 

      10 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Oh Dear I am in hesterics..you have us pegged...no fair...no fair at all....All of the above are right on for me....but you forgot killing myself...which I wouldn't do..but thought about it..and am taking a natural mood enhancer pill dailey... i have not laughed as freely since reading this...Thank You sweetie...G-Ma :o)

    • Kenny Wordsmith profile imageAUTHOR

      Ashok Rajagopalan 

      10 years ago from Chennai

      Glassvisage, How could I forget that! You are right! Dessert is a good idea!

    • glassvisage profile image

      glassvisage 

      10 years ago from Northern California

      I'd like to add EAT! Specifically dessert :)

    • Kenny Wordsmith profile imageAUTHOR

      Ashok Rajagopalan 

      10 years ago from Chennai

      I love your combo idea, Isabella, then we can have many more the jilted Juliet can do to her erstwhile Romeo!

    • Isabella Snow profile image

      Isabella Snow 

      10 years ago

      I recommend a combination of 28 and 29. :)

    • Kenny Wordsmith profile imageAUTHOR

      Ashok Rajagopalan 

      10 years ago from Chennai

      That's a wicked great point 36, Penny!

    • fridayonmymind profile image

      fridayonmymind 

      10 years ago

      Thanks for making me smile. I love it ... just an amendment to point 35: Win him back ... then dump HIM!

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