50 Things You Should Never Say To a Woman or Girl!

You will find a ton of advice on what to tell a woman and how to impress her. However, sometimes its better to say nothing at all rather than saying something you shouldn't. Here are 50 things you should never tell a woman, especially one you are interested in or having a relationship with. These are not intended to offend anyone so please take with a pinch of salt!

1. How much does that cost?
2. Is that your mum or sister?
3. I'm poor.
4. Are you going to eat all that?
5. Are those real?
6. You are my first!
7. I do not like diamonds.
8. Lets have a belching contest.
9. I do not know how to drive.
10. Is that a size 22?
11. Are you putting on weight?
12. Wow this house is clean for once!
13. My ex had one like that.
14. You sure were hungry!
15. Is it that time of the month?
16. Are you pregnant?
17. Was that a fart?
18. My manicure is better then yours.
19. My mother cooks better.
20. What were you saying?
21. Now don't get all emotional.
22. Is it my turn to pay? Really?
23. I'll do it today!
24. Those don't match!
25. Do you need that?
26. What happened to your hair?
27. You're just like one of the lads to me.
28. Your mum is annoying.
29. Your best friend is cute!
30. You need to get a better job.
31. Can I borrow your tweezers?
32. Wow, who is that girl?
33. My ex used to say........
34. I only drink when I'm with the lads.
35. You're heavy!
36. Are you actually going out like that?
37. Yes, you do look fat in that!
38. Why don't your return those clothes to the store? They don't suit you.
39. I forgot to tell you.......
40. I think you look better without makeup.
41. Stop moaning.
42. What did you just say? I wasn't concentrating.
43. And your point is?
44. Sorry honey, not today, I have a headache.
45. Do we have to go?
46. Call me later, ok?
47. Babes, I'm so bored.
48. Did you forget my men's night tonight?
49. You're crazy!
50. Why don't you take up a few hobbies?

If you loved this list, feel free to share it and add your own in the comments section. You may also be interested in checking out the corresponding one for Men. Here is 50 Things You Should Never Say to a Man.