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61 Ways To Make A Woman Happy

Updated on November 8, 2009

It's Easy To Make A Woman Happy - Easier To Make A Man Happy

Men complain about not knowing how to make a woman happy. Some say they don't understand what a woman wants. Although I don't really know if men and women came from different planets, but we are definitely different from each other. One of the ways that women differ from men is what they expect from a relationship.

Women seem to navigate relationships intuitively, but men, on the other hand, need some tips.

First, and foremost, women need to sense a connection (other than in the bedroom). She wants to feel understood and cherished. Women love details, that's why it takes us so long to explain what happened on the 10 minute drive home.

Okay, maybe we're a bit troublesome, or a tad ditzy, now and then, but pretty much we're the only game in town that can fulfill a man's life. In other words, there's nothing like a woman's touch to bring life to a home and relationship.

It's not difficult to make a woman happy, really! But, in case you are not sure, here's the big secret on how to make a woman happy. All a man needs to do is to be a:

  • friend

  • companion

  • lover

  • brother

  • father

  • chef

  • electrician

  • plumber

  • carpenter

  • mechanic

  • decorator

  • sexologist

  • gynecologist

  • psychologist

  • pest exterminator

  • good listener

  • organizer

  • good father

  • sympathetic

  • athletic

  • warm

  • attentive

  • gallant

  • funny

  • intelligent

  • creative

  • tender

  • strong

  • understanding

  • tolerant

  • prudent

  • ambitious

  • capable

  • courageous

  • determined

  • true

  • dependable

  • passionate

  • adventurous

  • compassionate

  • romantic

But, wait, there's more ...

  • compliment her regularly

  • love to shop

  • honest

  • be very rich

  • don't stress her out

  • never, never, never look at another woman

And, at the same time, you must ...

  • give her lots of time (especially for herself)

  • give her lots of space (never worrying about where she goes)

Oh, and ...

  • love her cat

  • love her mother

  • never forget a holiday (even the most insignificant seeming holidays, such as Valentines Day, Mothers Day, Easter, Memorial Day, Flag Day, 4th of July, Columbus Day, Sweetheart's Day)

  • never forget birthdays

  • never forget anniversaries

  • never forget what she wore on your first date

  • never forget where you took her on the first date

  • always open doors for her

  • hold her hand (even while walking into the grocery store)

  • never order a meal for her, but never forget to say the lady will have the same

  • never forget her favorite color or flower

  • never forget her favorite perfume

There now, that wasn't so difficult was it?

And, now, ladies, this is what you need to do to make a man happy.

  • Show up naked

  • Bring alcohol

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    • ivori profile imageAUTHOR

      Barbara Eisenberg 

      8 years ago from Titusville

      Thanks for the comments, you guys (and lady)! It is a long list, but I don't think it takes that much to make many of us happy!

    • creativeone59 profile image

      benny Faye Douglass 

      8 years ago from Gold Canyon, Arizona

      Hey Ivori thanks for a very cute and unique hub on 61 ways to make a women happy, oh, and it doesn't quite that much to make me happy. LOL. thanks for sharing it with us. have a blessed day. creativeone59

    • carolina muscle profile image

      carolina muscle 

      8 years ago from Charlotte, North Carolina

      I knew that list was long, but wowie!! LOL! Fun post!!

    • Hmrjmr1 profile image

      Hmrjmr1 

      8 years ago from Georgia, USA

      Worked For me!! Great Hub!

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