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Perfect Pick-up Lines

Updated on July 5, 2009

Hi, I'm Pestalina!

You've spotted someone interesting...

 Standing in a crowded room or waiting next to a bus stop, you happen to take note of a gorgeous hunk standing (or sitting next to you).  "Mmmm, how edible," you mumble to yourself as you cast your eyes over his finely honed body, muscles bulging in his denim shirt, and your eyes inadvertently move down to his crotch.  Most of us stop there.  We devour the hunk with our eyes as if he was some kind of orgasmic eye candy.  But, very few of us actually take it further and try to get to know if his personality matches his bod and pheromones he's drowning your senses with.  So, Pestalina has come up with some pick-up lines that you can use to try and get you your first date. 

Pestalina's perfect pick-up lines

  1. You want to come and see where I pack my cookies?
  2. I'm sure I've seen you here before and you seem so interesting.
  3. Excuse me, my friends are paying me money to talk to a stranger as some kind of a dare.  Do you mind if we...
  4. Wanna show me if that gun you're packing is real?
  5. What's your star sign?  I'm gemini so I can be like a whole harem.
  6. Wanna come and play hide the salami with me?
  7. Your mum sent me to fetch you...
  8. You have the ass Michaelangelo would have died for.
  9. God, it's so hot today, I'm pleased I'm not wearing any underwear!
  10. I'm addicted to your aftershave, can you catch me when I faint?
  11. Do you like dogs?  I like doggy style.  I can bark too if you want.
  12. Jeez, look at your hands and long fingers, you remind me of my gynaecologist
  13. Let's just go to my place and get naked.
  14. My name's Pestalina, so you know what to moan when the time comes.
  15. Is that package real?  Can I feel to check?
  16. What can I do to make you go out with me?
  17. I don't believe in sex on the first date, but I have double-jointed arms.
  18. Can I be your slave tonight?
  19. Congratulations, you've just been voted the best looking man in the bus line and your prize is a night out with me.
  20. Do you mind if I stare at you, because it's like a magnetic pull, I can't turn my eyes away.
  21. I'm new to this city and you look like someone who can show me around.
  22. What do you like for breakfast?  I just want to make sure I have it in my kitchen when we wake up.
  23. I want you to melt in my mouth like Dutch Chocolate.
  24. I've got a packet of condoms with your name written on it.
  25. I've just had a new tattoo, could you please come and check to see if it's infected?  I have no-one else to ask.
  26. I've just redecorated my bedroom and your shirt would look divine draped on the armchair.
  27. Would you like to eat your dinner on my body tonight.  think of me as the love buffet.
  28. My brother told me to ask you to play spank the monkey with me.  Can you show me that game?
  29. Call me Thailand, hot wet and waiting for tourists.
  30. Do you think my top is too revealing?                                                                                                                                                                                                          

Now Pestalina has started you off...

 Goodness, if I didn't have to go out now could have come up with so many more.  But, I've decided to leave it to you to come up with some new ones or ones that have worked for you in the past.  Please feel free and add to the comments.

This hub was inspired by a friend who earlier shared a great put-off line with me.  Some girl said she can't go out with him as she has to look after her hamster. 

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      gee, thanks Pick up lines!

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      pick up lines 7 years ago

      lol brilliant!! i've bookmarked you page!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Why thanks Habee. Let me know if you use any of them with success.

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      Holle Abee 7 years ago from Georgia

      These are Great! Love your sense of humor!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Azur, I love that Teddy Bear line of yours! Excellent!

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      Azur Moon Wolf 8 years ago

      I needed the laugh this hub engendered. Thanks! The two lamest lines I've ever received were: "Where do you hide your wings, angel?" and "I lost my number, can I have yours?"

      On a dare I told a man that "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?" I thought his eyes would fall out of his head! :)

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      no worries lol now try some out and let us know how it goes!

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      StricktlyDating 8 years ago from Australia

      Haha, okay!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Strictlydating, these are lines for you to use, not him! lol

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Strictlydating, these are lines for you to use, noy him! lol

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      StricktlyDating 8 years ago from Australia

      I'd want to walk away before I told him off, if a man tried to pick me up with those kind of pick up lines!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Crinkle, glad I managed to make you smile. The love buffet is quite a good idea!

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      crinkle 8 years ago from Philippines

      i had to explain to my officemates why i was giggling.

      i love the one about the 'love buffet'!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Gamezire, try some them out and let me know how it goes.

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      gamezire 8 years ago

      love that one

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol BP, maybe...

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      maybe they have eloped

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Might do that CC, that'll show em wankers who were terrified of my sausage. What's happened to Pest and AE?

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      I tho't it were a nice sausage myself. Next time put up an even bigger one. LOL

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Well, haven't seen Pest around since he caught sight of my sausage, whimpered and then ran off into the bushes to hide

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Whaaaaaa....that little thing????

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah Blue, too many people were commenting on how it intimidated them

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      cindyvine.....you lost your sausage...sure hope that never happens to me.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Feeweewv, let me know how it goes!

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      feeweewv 8 years ago from Between A Dream And Reality

      Hmmm... at approximately 10:30 every morning... the most delicious looking man takes a run by my house... I might have to try one of these to break the ice... LOL...

      Funny stuff!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol GM

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      GeneriqueMedia 8 years ago from Earth

      "What's your star sign? I'm gemini so I can be like a whole harem."

      Female feline ferocity, right there. ;)

      Shortest pickup line in the world:

      "Nice shoes, wanna screw?"

      G|M

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      BP. am working on the super hero one today.

      Whiteorchids - I remember some suspect bi woman coming up to me in a bar and asking me"What sign are you?" To get rid of her quickly, I just told her and then she said something so bizarre, "I'm Sputnik, the kind that swings both ways!" I smiled and then nearly went to sit on my friend's lap afterwards. All he said like a typical bloody male was, "Hey you can use my place. I'll follow and take photographs." Men, I ask you!

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      whiteorchids 8 years ago from Tropical Paradise

      This is hilarious and those darn pick up lines are used everywhere, and so is the "what sign are you?" enjoyed the hub.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Yes Cindy got it this morning, I spotted it with eyes that were half open and couldn't see anything else LMAO. Oooooo I am excited now hahaha.

      I was so tired I went to send you one back and accidentally sent it to myself hahahahahahha, seriously, and had to resend,hope you got it.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      It's a bit difficult during the week as my timezone is so different, mind you, it's pretty close to yours, we're only an hour apart

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Oh my that made me go and have breakfast lol, you must partake in all activities next time Cindy hehe

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Mmmm I have a couple of packets of Butterscotch instant pudding in my cupboard I use when I make Transkei Mud Pie

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      I am with Cindy aye indeed the Butterscotch mmmm

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      G'day BP 5.30am here. Jeez, have to get up an extra half an hour now to check my mail before getting ready for school.

      R> Blue, I quite like the butterscotch

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I buy in bulk at Sams Club. ...but was also considering Butterscotch...what's your pleasure?

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Good morning Cindy only 6.30am here,aghhhhh,my brain is awakening lol

      hahaha R.Blue start collecting the pudding, you going to need a lot of packets

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      nope, now 8.51pm kids long at home lol

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      cindyvine I hope no little eyes peer over your shoulder as you're reading...would scar them for life :-)

      Yes, you missed a ripsnorting good mudwrestle.

      Next time I insist on chocolate pudding wrestling BP...that mud on you tasted gritty....and caused my member a bit of chaffing.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah, BP, while I was at work teaching my little darlings, you were out mud wrestling with the boys on my hub! Not fair!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hahaha I bet you got a shock to see another 50 comments or so on your return.Oh alas these Yankees lured me into their snare while you were gone. I resisted as best as I could but well you know the rest. A pity you weren't here to join the action, I could have done with a spare pair of hands

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      OMIGOD! I go off to work with my sweet innocent Grade 4 class and find all this mud wresting stuff! Blonde Poet I am so shocked. A good Aussie girl like you! What on earth would a good Aussie boy like Kevin Bloody Wilson say about your behaviour! Actually, I'm jealous sitting here watching my class work on a task, pissing down with rain outside and I'm wearing my slippy shoes in the wet, while you guys are having fun!

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Shhh....BP's not a real detective!!! 

      OK...now I've got to do some more thinking.....hmmmmm

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Nope. But Poet was hell bent on figuring it out, she never did though.

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Yes...That was my guess on the hubcrush.

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      not to me, are talking to me?

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I figured that out long ago...duh!

      Do the initials TR mean anything???

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      So you figured out loose lips, but you haven't figured out me or my hub crush yet...

      Good Night you guys, next time we meet.... you're going down. (no pun intended)

       

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Gnite Randy (R.Blue) sweet dreams.x0x0x

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Me too after all that...I think all she has is leftover Easter Eggs. Internet lines to Aussieland must have gotten cut. Well...I'm whipped and beat...Guess it's this boy's bedtime...you othercoasters and Aussies are on a whole different time thingy......Goodnight lovelies.

      Oh...alright I'll stay a bit longer...but only til i lick....I mean wash all this goo off you both.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      You will be fine honey.I got a little love manual I wrote here I will leave it with u...I sketched a few diagrams................made it real easy.....hahaha and R. Blue LMAO u did a little slip up quote :

      R.Blue says : RB...can I go and wresatle with you and BP...I'll let you both win!!

      Here can u just scrub my back I can't quite reach......oops dropped the soap...one min

      oooooooooooooo I am a shrewd one hahah even with all this mud slapped on my carcass

       

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Alright, hope she'll feed us too.  I'm famished. And cocktails, I need a drink.... and a good scrub brush, and a backrub...

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I think she's in the shower already....grab some soap.

      Yeah, I know I'm a lot to handle all by yourself.

      Besides...I'll just sit here and watch you 2 for a bit.

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Blonde? you won't leave me here... alone... with him?

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Yes...roll over, I'll do the other side now.

      Well I sure didn't tell her.

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Randy, me? Thought she didn't know.

      Roll? I've never been this skinny, she must be talking to you.

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Which Randy???....oooops

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      That's all u got to do baby,we got it all in control, "ohh Randy did u used to do the hula hoop as boy that's one hell of a roll u got there"

      yea me too R.Blue lost mine from a young age(birth)

      Now that is all u getting for today from me...BP needs to eat something now LMAO....here I will untie your legs, from the kindness of my heart

      I am satisfied now

      You were good but I had better LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........(wrestling people who are reading this.....boy people have got dirty minds)

      come on guys lets go wash up...and see who is who hahaha

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      BP...of all the things I've lost....I miss my mind the most!!!

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Awe we've mudded up hubs before. *wink*

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I can move a bit but only vertically....in rapid motions. from the hip

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Indeed not Randy with two of us astride him I don't think he can move at all

      Hahahaha R.Blue I would assume everyone has already assumed I have lost mine LMAO but what a way to go

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Can you imagine when cindyvine and others come and read this....they'll think we've lost our minds......and they'll all be so jealous!!!

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      He doesn't fight very "hard" does he poet? He just kinda lies there with a big grin on his face. Not much of a fighter. I say we just set his dazed self off to the side and have our selves a real wrestle.

       

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      yes after this u all coming back to my pad. Hell yea.

      R.Blue you not only getting the 4,5,6, you getting the 7,8,9............you are so damn slippery cant hang on too tight here.................aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

      Look Randy his eyes are rolling,kinky devil he is ooooooooo

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Thanks to you 2...there goes another night's sleep!!! At least I won't roll out of bed.

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      with champagne in the jacuzzi

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      That aint no baseball bat I can tell u

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      YES...can I have the 4, 5 and 6 too???

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Blonde do I get to bathe at your house after this again?

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hahaha Randy..........Now R. BLue now that we got you down have u got anything to say before before we give you the 123

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Braggart.

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      It's a baseball bat! Hard is the key isn't it?

      Somebody pinch me quick...I think I'm dreaming.

      OUCH...I didn't mean that hard.

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Hard... to wrestle to girls in the mud?

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      HE SPEAKS HE SPEAKS...............God this mud us so damn thick can hardly see him...can feel heaps though................yahoooooooooooooooooooo.......i got something in my hand no idea what it is

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I'd say it's hard.

      Biu I guess you'd have to be the judge of that

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      There he is, I thought we lost him in the mud.

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I give, I give...really

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      OK, so I'm a girl, obviously.  And your a girl, even more obviously.  So Blue here? What kind of equiptment has he got?

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Yea sit on him while I bind his feet yahooooooo, he is awfully quiet or is it hard logging in as 2 people Randy hahahahaahah.

      hahaha Tom is here that is fate, everytime I wrestle he happens to swing through, hey Tom cop this...........SPLAT

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      We'll blow something, I'm sure.

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      Tom Rubenoff 8 years ago from United States

      My fave: "Nice pants. They'd look great on my bedroom floor."

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Shall I sit on him?

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      No costumes means we get to see what is what, LMAO

      I got blue down here I here him gurgling beneath me. You going to help me Randy.....I am weakening

      oh yes lets do that trick and blow his brains out

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      I say we do that body slam trick we perfected on Pest. 1.2.3...

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Dont confuse me aghhhhhhhhhhhh Randy.................hahaha splat, take that

      No costumes, no way

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Naked? Don't I get a costume?

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Ummmm, RB, when poet says Randy she's talking to me. Yes I'm in.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      I will tell u anything u need to know aghhhhhhhhh, if you release the ropes around me.....okie doke.....everyone naked...let's rock and roll...............Randy after the count of three let's bring this dude down 1............2.................3......

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I think deb's started without us....she's disappeared.

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Have it your way....I just love it when you have it your way.

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      We are she R. Blue :)

      But seriously, "let us win" Pleeeease, we'll kick your ass!

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I'm IN!!!!!!

      Oh...and I've decided it's Quid pro Quo Clarice....you tell me something...I'll tell you something....e-mail only

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      You in Randy....... you got 10 seconds to decide or I going to do the deed all by myself LMAO

      Ehhh.Sweet mother of ..... now another twist here.......ohhhhhhhhh.....randy and R.Blue are the one person....I am going to faint.......(blonde plops in the mud pile )

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      All my fantasies are finally answered....hehehe

      Ever consider that I am Randy Behavior....both RB....hmmmm

      Or she rat on me already?

      And I love beating around the bush...and shaving it and...

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      omg R. Blue is a woman he admits he is lesbian aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

      Lesbian or not I like Randy's idea, lets get down an dirty in the mud yahoooooooooo

      R.Blue get your gear off cos u r going down big fella/momma

      I agree no beating around the bush R.Blue straight to the point is best

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      RB...can I go and wresatle with you and BP...I'll let you both win!!

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I'm married and Lesbian...does that count???  I didn't know California allowed such things.....OH oH oH ...and I got another one for that area....Oklahoma....that area just north of Bush country. BP...I'd rather just go and F**k...I don't have time for hiding no salami...hid eggs all day...you hid yours yet?

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      blonde, how about this for a pick up, "I know this great little mud wrestling place."

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      I got lots more if u wanna come and play hide the salami with me?