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Save Satan
Save Satan
Save Satan
My brother is a pastor, we do not talk about dinosaurs, other kinds of ancient history or negative questions in the Bible. How we ever expose dark secretes, or endless fear monger of them all. SATAN!!! The way the bible written most of us are going there.. What is more insane the concept of hell or me writing of Save Satan? My only rule is do not harm and be honest, they got many sins nobody can keep up.
We must save Satan, in order to save us all. Here is 19 guidelines.
1. Faith alone can save Satan
Satan believes in God, if he changes his deeds, he can enter heaven, it's the same for Hitler if Hitler want to be saved with all his heart.
2. Is Satan the root of all evil?
Or is the root of all money? The Bible’s has 2000 discussion about money, more discussions about money than heaven and hell combined,
3. Satan inventing job
He can show you the money. Greed is only thing that gets Jesus really angry,Why are we not Christlike and care for the poor. Good thing God accepted jobs or esle who could afford those churches and beg for money.
3. Mention of dinosaurs,
Sends Jesus into the pit of melancholy and beyond the definition of sadness. the prankster Satan is always burring dragon’s bones. Forgive Satan for he is only a child, like all children of God
4. ..Jesus accidentally comes out of the closet
When he tries to show Joe Plumber how much he loves him. Check out Jerkin for Jesus website by just thinking about Jesus or by photos of Jesus. Are they not GAY.
5,Guilty of Gay sex?
YES, Satan made some of us do it.
6. Satan starts pondering on the web.
Jesus quickly steps in to judge everyone, pray to save Satan he has a very curious spirit like the rest of us.
7. Satan introduces Jesus to hell and the folk in hell hate Jesus.
Jesus tries to convince everybody that he’s suffering more than them. Why dose Jesus specks more about hell than heaven, God only knows. Most of us will go there Why? Because God loves you.
8, Jesus threatens his second coming
So much for free will, AGAIN.
9. Unconditional love,
Including two choices, up or down
10.Bad science
Satan offered biological medicines, computers and planes, please forgive Satan for he has what you call too curious.
11. Wars get started in the name of God and ends up being blamed on Satan.
If things don’t always go as planned, self prophecy shall finish us off.
12. Satan knows what happens when you reject Jesus.
You accept this or hate Jesus Shaman,.
12 The first origins was a talking snake,
Who offered Eve a healthy apple, also blame the snake Satan again
13. Satan gets accused for the majority of bad ghosts and demons.
Why can't human be responsibility for their own free will.
14. Satan first origins was a talking snake,
He offered Eve a healthy apple.
15. We are not allowed to beg or be tax free. We can't even love our parents most, Yet TV evangelist and churches can.
16 Money is the root of all evil,
Because God is always broke and can't handle money, Not enough from the Vatican.
17. What will Jesus do with all the atheists in the world?
IF God can't get people to put the word God in the USA Constitution we may all go to to HELL
18. Pray and love Satan to death,
We are all beautiful in our own way, OR was that? God made everything perfect.
19, Jesus, whoever believes in him shall not perish.
Kings conquer nations, and after they are conquered, people bow down to him. Whether it’s to save Satan or a King, we all can pray to Jesus for salvation. It’s all confusing, please forgive me for we do not know what we do
Pray and love Satan to death
Please folks, add your comments
Comments
Was it meant to be funny? Because I found it too too funny! I like the way you weaved facts in amongst your humor! Excellently done! Thanks!
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pennyofheaven
You get me.
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Lighten up folks; make comments because being curious is healthy.
Satan will not get you for it, if Satan dose exist, then you always has the upper hand with free will and with an all loving God.
most soft "god is love" christians have removed satan and hell from the conversation, and it could be argued that in so doing they have caused the greatest damage to the faith,.. once you remove hell and satan from the conversation, and pronounce them to be fairy tales,.. you set up the curious mind to ask the next logical question,... "if hell and the devil do not exist, then does god exist?",.... the same as the child questions all formerly accepted norms once he finds out that santa and the easter bunny arent real.
in demoting satan the the level of mythology, they have done the same to god,.... poor judgement,.... and if you believe that evil and its master are to be feared, how can you ask "the flock" to fear what you previously labeled a myth?
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stclairjack interesting
In the Bible Jesus talk more about hell than about Heaven. If Christian keeps shifting the translation of the Bible, it would be unrecognizable as every word as truth and universal knowledge. I’m glad it's not my burden or it would hell to work it out.
while we may lock horns ocasionaly, i do dearly love your encoraging the curious mind to ask "why",.... the mind was made to ask questions,... and even though i happen to profess a faith, i'm the first to stand and defend those who question,... a faith that cannot withstand questioning,... is a very weak faith.
heres a question for you,... do you read much on the "end times" BS thats out there? the rapture theory and the like? email me, i have a wierd theory that always gets my closed minded christian friends in a verifiable dither.
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The Mayans have a more precise and accurate calendar than the western world’s dose. The calendar just runs outs at 2012, no rapture theory, just other religious hype. In my life time I have been told the world will end a few times and it didn’t. It was the same story for my father, before that, his father. Now take that back for many centuries.
Hell and fear of the end of the world are control tools on people between the rich and the church. My personally mystic feeling about Jesus is kindness and loving, the ultimate connection of our World.
It’s just the fear and the translations are wrong among the 2000 disagreeable versions of the bible
Damn!
I hate lotteries, I only ever get one matching number.
I guess I will be stuck in Holy Land but maybe it won't be so bad if we can escape every so often and visit Disney Land (if its still operational).
Maybe Clash of the Fantasy Wars will be a Comedy.
Though hopefully not a Romantic Comedy because I don't want to see Mary making out with the old and decrepit Joseph and blaming it on a poor ghost.
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Yeh, Satan and Holy Ghost seems one in of the same,
You could call it a mystery
Extremely interesting thoughts. Without heaven there is no hell and because of God and religion, Satan exists and thrives.
This hub reminds me of the movie Talladega nights,LOL
RickyBoobie
just had the pleasure of reading through this again and it still gets my gears turning,.... i like ann rices version of satan,... poor sap got stuck wth the job because he dared to question,...
as to the myan calendar,... i'm not sure that thier calendar realy ran out at 2012 indicating the end of the world,... i think they just got buisy with a bunch of asshole spaniards and never got back to the math,... give them credit,... they had their homework done nearly 500 years in advance! ha!
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stclairjack
Yeah
I personally find this hub a big laugh and interesting, but 3 funny and 2 awesome votes up were taken off this hub. It's like their over ego group has punish them for finding humour in all of this.
Good for you, never stop daring to question.
a well pondered life is a never ending task of asking questions,... and questioning all the answers. keep plugging along castle!
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Many of us have lots to re learn from the champion of Questions.
KIDS
yes!
The Salvation of Mankind is dependent upon the Salvation of Lucifer, Satan, the Light Bearer.
Satan must again be seated at the right hand side of God if Mankind is to find Salvation.
The Sun is the Light unto the World, the World of Reality, Reality as seen in the Light of Day.
When Day was separated out from the night, a second light of lesser value than the Light of Day, the Sun, made its appearance, was separated out from in between Night and Day; this Second Light making its appearance in the Twilight Zone, twice a day, once in the morning and once again in the evening; this second light, Twice Light, having a dual quality, being guileful, duplicitous, this Twilight making its appearance twice a day, first just before the rising and then again just after the setting of the Sun; This Light providing mankind with a mere sense, Reflection, Illusion, of Reality as seen in the Light of Day; this Twilight causing Mankind to dwell in a World of Illusion, Darkness, thus allowing thinly veiled shadowy creatures to lurk in the darkest corners of his and her mind, the mind being filled with guilefulness, duplicity.
The Sun is the Light unto the World; the World of Reality as seen in the Light of Day; the Twilight Zone first making its appearance when the Day was separated from the Night, Twice Light, Twilight, making it’s appearance first in the Morning just before the Rising of Sun and then again a second Time just after the setting of the Sun.
The Sun is the Light unto the World, the World of Reality, Reality as seen in the Light of Day.
If thine Single Eye be filled with darkness how great then is the Evil, guilefulness, the duplicity within.
Into the Light, the Light of Day, the World of Reality.
Hermes Trismegistus, Lord of the Ring, Keeper of the
Holy Grail; Ye, Ra, Amen -----O
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I think the :Lord of the Rings: is easier to understand than the Bible book
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