Save Satan

My brother is a pastor, we do not talk about dinosaurs, other kinds of ancient history or negative questions in the Bible. How we ever expose dark secretes, or endless fear monger of them all. SATAN!!! The way the bible written most of us are going there.. What is more insane the concept of hell or me writing of Save Satan? My only rule is do not harm and be honest, they got many sins nobody can keep up.

We must save Satan, in order to save us all. Here is 19 guidelines.

1. Faith alone can save Satan

Satan believes in God, if he changes his deeds, he can enter heaven, it's the same for Hitler if Hitler want to be saved with all his heart.

2. Is Satan the root of all evil?

Or is the root of all money? The Bible’s has 2000 discussion about money, more discussions about money than heaven and hell combined,

3. Satan inventing job

He can show you the money. Greed is only thing that gets Jesus really angry,Why are we not Christlike and care for the poor. Good thing God accepted jobs or esle who could afford those churches and beg for money.

3. Mention of dinosaurs,

Sends Jesus into the pit of melancholy and beyond the definition of sadness. the prankster Satan is always burring dragon’s bones. Forgive Satan for he is only a child, like all children of God

4. ..Jesus accidentally comes out of the closet

When he tries to show Joe Plumber how much he loves him. Check out Jerkin for Jesus website by just thinking about Jesus or by photos of Jesus. Are they not GAY.

5,Guilty of Gay sex?

YES, Satan made some of us do it.

6. Satan starts pondering on the web.

Jesus quickly steps in to judge everyone, pray to save Satan he has a very curious spirit like the rest of us.

7. Satan introduces Jesus to hell and the folk in hell hate Jesus.

Jesus tries to convince everybody that he’s suffering more than them. Why dose Jesus specks more about hell than heaven, God only knows. Most of us will go there Why? Because God loves you.

8, Jesus threatens his second coming

So much for free will, AGAIN.

9. Unconditional love,

Including two choices, up or down

10.Bad science

Satan offered biological medicines, computers and planes, please forgive Satan for he has what you call too curious.

11. Wars get started in the name of God and ends up being blamed on Satan.

If things don’t always go as planned, self prophecy shall finish us off.

12. Satan knows what happens when you reject Jesus.

You accept this or hate Jesus Shaman,.

12 The first origins was a talking snake,

Who offered Eve a healthy apple, also blame the snake Satan again

13. Satan gets accused for the majority of bad ghosts and demons.

Why can't human be responsibility for their own free will.

14. Satan first origins was a talking snake,

He offered Eve a healthy apple.

15. We are not allowed to beg or be tax free. We can't even love our parents most, Yet TV evangelist and churches can.

16 Money is the root of all evil,

Because God is always broke and can't handle money, Not enough from the Vatican.

17. What will Jesus do with all the atheists in the world?

IF God can't get people to put the word God in the USA Constitution we may all go to to HELL

18. Pray and love Satan to death,

We are all beautiful in our own way, OR was that? God made everything perfect.

19, Jesus, whoever believes in him shall not perish.

Kings conquer nations, and after they are conquered, people bow down to him. Whether it’s to save Satan or a King, we all can pray to Jesus for salvation. It’s all confusing, please forgive me for we do not know what we do

Pray and love Satan to death

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