Things Not To Do After a Break Up
A recent Twitter trend called #WhatNotTodoAfterABreakUp has taken the Seattle tweetersphere by storm. It appears, that someone has started this hash trend, and after I came upon it, I was suddenly inspired to share some of the tweeters advice.
What you should do..
- Take the time to grieve.
- Find a good outlet for your emotions (like exercising)
- Talk to a grief counselor
- Snack on some healthy snacks
- Do something just for you
- Start a new hobby
- Take a well needed vacation
- Join a support group
99 Things Not To Do After a Break Up
- Stalk your exes Facebook page
- Jump right into another relationship
- Get right back together with your ex
- Leave your jordans in the crib
- Ask for a high five
- Don't sleep with anyone else if you think you might get back with your ex
- Start to "hate" them, it just hurts you even more in the long run
- Change yur relationship status to single on facebook & then the next day be in a relationship wit someone new...
- Don't sleep with one of their friends!
- Act like friends knowing you still love each other
- Start hanging out with your exes homies
- Break up your rock band
- Think dating someone else will help you get over your ex
- Re-read old messages, and remember all the old memories. Just get over it! You deserve someone better.
- Don't try your luck with her sister,mother or dog. Its disgusting, especially the dog part.
- Dont' go after other hoes, if that's your chick you should be tryna figure out how to get her back.
- Don't involve everyone in it and do something crazy that you'll regret months and years later.
- Call them saying what a douche they are. obviously they wanted to end it. get. over. it.
- Listen to love songs. Read old messages .Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
- Get with somebody else just to make that person jealous..
- Sleep with him and tell yourself this is the last time (when it's actually the 10th time already)
- Go to your boyfriends house and beg for him back..
- Don't do anything that'll get you in jail, lol
- Don't go out with a girl two days later, cause then you're gonna give away why you dumped her which causes drama
- Do not be the crazy ex and do the stocking thing...ur done, let it go
- Start to date one of their close friends. not cool man, not cool at all
- Don't drink and drunk call the ex telling them how much you miss/love/hate them
- Eat ice cream. Being fat won't get you a new man.
- Ask if you can still be friends. Doesn't work , don't even try it.
- Use social networks to Vent about your problems....
- Don't talk about how much you miss them & ask them to come over in the near future.
- Lie and say u ended it when the other person did
- Listen to love songs. Read old messages .Read their statuses, tweets or updates. - you'll want them back!
- Get wasted and convince your homegirl to drop u off @ my place of residency. Lol
- Start comparing every potential boyfriend/girlfriend to your ex; there's a reason you two broke up...
- Vent about it over the Internet.
- Make someone else a rebound.
- Be friends with your ex's ex
- Go out with another guy but only 2 make your ex jealous
- Drown ur sadness in a bucket of ice cream cuz we all know what's gonna happen....
- Don't try to find a person to replace that someone you once loved...it just simply doesn't work
- Try to grab all the things you ever gave her n realize u need help. Lol
- Don't tell everyone your ex's secrets. if they told you in confidence, it stays that way, even if you aren't together.
- Say the person you were dating is ugly because they weren't so ugly when you were dating them.
- Don't look at their old pics wit u, listen 2 breakup songs & reminise
- Eat a lot of chocolate. You wanna look hot and get back on the playing field. A pizza face won't cut it.
- Don't say "if you don't get back with me, I'm going to kill myself".
- Order chicken
- Sleep with someone the next day
- Ask to double date with your new girl..
- Tweet the boyz about it... Like they would do something
- Standing on top of her school's roof with a shotgun quoting shakespeare
- Try to get them beat up by your friends
- Don't jump from person, to person, to person, to person...stop looking needy and desperate.
- Try to mess with her best friend..
- Declare All Guys/Girls Are The Same.. No Their Not, You Just Go For The Same Kind.
- See me with my new lady and text me to tell me how good I look and can I hit u off 1 last time.
- Watch romance movies alone while eating a gallon of chocolate ice cream...
- Try to befriend your ex's friend's just to feel connected in their circle. You just look foolish
- psin your willy like a helicopter at her and say "no more free rides for you!"
- If they were your first, try not to become Ted Bundy as an aftermath.
- Leave voice mails on your exes phone crying & begging for them to take you back ...that's just sad.
- Fall for another person, unless they're willing to catch and hold you forever.
- Text them "i miss you." Chances are they just read that out loud w/ friends...
- Don't cry over him because he's not worth your tears x if he was he wouldn't havee made yeah cry.
- Don't go around talking sh*t about the person 'cause at one point they were exactly what you wanted!
- Go on a trip to Vegas for "closure"...
- Don't go after their friends. Where's the common sense at?
- Don't marry his dad
- Give up on love
- Don't create a fake facebook page to request your ex on it so you can stalk him or her. That's a HUGE cry for help
- Sit around and cry for days. A happy girl is the prettiest. Look strong whether you are inside or not.
- Don't sit around moping like he/she is the only person in the world ! go out and have fun babe!
- Get Into A New Relationship Less Than 1 Week
- Constantly complain to friends, they don't want to hear it they're proli going through the same ish lol
- Don't get tears in your jar of Nutella. NO YOU DO NOT MESS WITH NUTELLA.
- Get into another relationship the same day.
- Start throwing yourself out there on Twitter/Facebook, making yourself seem so desperate.
- Go sleep with random people
- Don't try to be friends w/benefits with that person. hooking up with feelings is intentionally gonna hurt both of you.
- Don't wait round hoping she/him will change their minds and come back
- Don't dial then hang up.
- Don't answer at 3 am cause they're "lonely"
- Don't eat your feelings
- Keep looking at your phone hoping the person will call back to say what they said was a mistake.
- Don't blame the entire male population.
- Don't think that every other person makes the same mistakes that your ex did
- Text, call or meet up with any of your other exes just to make yourself feel better about this ex. Not-worth-it.
- Don't pretend you don't care...
- Don't make your next relationship pay for what your ex did.
- Get with their sister...O:
- Don't stop taking care of yourself.
- Don't ask his mom if you can move in..
- Change the pebbles you were throwing at their window to bricks..
- Say "we can still be friends" That's like saying the dog's dead, but we can still keep it.
- Continue to do Activities that were meant for the both of you
- Unsubscribe from his Facebook so he doesn't show up on your homepage, but then check his wall everyday.
- Act like you didn't care about that person. You're not fooling anyoneeeeeeeeeeeeee.
- Do not let your pain guide your action.