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Valentine's Day Gifts for Geeky Guys

Updated on July 15, 2011

These boys love their toys

Contrary to popular opinion, Geeks are men too. They live, breathe and love like normal men. In fact, they are normal men. Just men who are addicted to cool gadgets. Geeks love gadgets. Actually, Geeks love receiving gadgets as gifts. So, with Valentine's day looming on the horizon, it's time for you to decide on what cool gadget you want to buy your Geek. You see, chocolates just won't do it for a Geek. Chocolates are filled with sugar. Sugar gives energy. Do you want your Geek sprinting around the house all night wearing nothing but his Darth Vader helmet because he has a sugar overload from all those chocolates? No, you do not. You want your Geek cuddled up to you in bed having a seriously romantic night. So, forget the box of chocolates. You need to be more creative than that. Far more creative, if you are wanting to unleash the pent-up passion carefully compartmentalised within your Geek. You want to find his romantic side. How do you do that? You present him with a cool gadget for Valentine's Day. Forget parading around in a sexy teddy, he needs a gizmo, a gadget to get his juices going.

SwiMP3

Okay, this is the coolest gadget I've seen in ages. In fact, when I first saw it I wished I was a Geek myself, or a swimmer. Imagine swimming length after length, lap after lap. What do you think about when you swim? It must be a boring way to keep fit and active. You want your Geeky Guy to be fit and active otherwise his rear will become all saggy and softly padded like the cushion he spends all day sitting on. With the SwiMP3, he attaches it to his swimming goggles and then he can swim for hours listening to music in the water, getting his body toned and firm for your tender touch. How the hell does it work, you may ask? The SwiMP3 is revolutionary in that it relies on bone conduction of sound. When the device is placed on any bones of the skull, especially the lovely sculpted cheekbones, it leads to vibration of the fluid in the inner ear. This means you have perfect clarity of sound underwater. Imagine that, listening to your favorite tunes underater while you swim. And wait there's more! it's also waterproof! Just go to swimp3.com and check it out. the coolest gadget to own, even if you can't swim. You can use it in the bath!

Get your Geek a Notebook

 So your Geek has a state of the art PC and laptop etc etc.  But what he doesn't have is a Notebook.  An ultra slim, ultra light Notebook, to carry with him for that romantic getaway.  A gadget where he can store those photos of you he took the other night when you were playing with his gadget.  There are many cool Notebooks around.  And, if you don't want to spend a fortune, they are getting cheaper and cheaper.

Notebook Cooling Pad

Then of course, if money is a little tight and you are on a budget, you can just get your Geek a notebook cooling pad.

Definitely what every Geek needs

Many Geeks are addicted to speed.  Even if they don't like to drive fast, they always want to be prepared for that day when they might need to drive fast.  That day, when you go into labor and they have to rush you to the hospital even if you are not even pregnant yet.  Geeks love to be prepared for any eventuality.  And how cool would it be, for them to outsmart a cop?  Way cool.  Definitely cool enough to get their love juices flowing.  So, take a look at getting your geeky guy a Radar Detector for Valentine's Day.  He'll be yours forever if you buy him this.  even if he doesn't yet have a car.  He will one day.  When he makes his money with that new contraption he's thinking of inventing.

The coolest toy ever

The coolest toy ever for your geeky guy would have to be a voice recorder.  He will spend hours sitting in his office, composing romantic messages and geeky love poetry for you, to play back to you later in the bedroom.  This could be rather kinky and fun.  He will probably want to try out this cool gadget right away'  Your shares would be very good if you had to buy him this gift!

Even cooler is one of these

This is way cooler than a voice recorder.  A voice sender sends your voice recording via email.  Imagine that?  Geeky guy in office at his state of the art work computer, suddenly entertains hot thoughts in his geeky brain, and he just whispers sweet nothings into his voice sender and emails it to you.  Wow, you'll be wriggling on your chair at work all day if you get such a saucy email with his voice!

Imagine what you can do with an email voice sender?

Random other gadget gifts for geeks you might want to consider

Of course at the end of the day, it all depends on your budget and how much you are willing to pay to help your geek find romance and love.  Some other cool gadgets to consider are Travel speakers for an ipod, an actual ipod of course, an iphone, blackberry, Samsung My fit Portable to keep him in shape.  a Pedal Brain, Sanyo Eneloop Music booster, High Tech Rock Tumbler, Vado HD Pocket camcorder, Drobo Elite, a Kindle from Amazon, Samsung Nx10, Olympus mju Tough 3000 - a special little camera to take photos in tough situations and so on.  Satisfying your Geek's needs by buying him a cool gadget for Valentine's day will definitely prove rewarding for you in the long run.  Buy your Geek a Valentine's Day Gift today!

And how about this cool toy?

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    • cindyvine profile imageAUTHOR

      Cindy Vine 

      7 years ago from Cape Town

      haha The Monk, you do that! It will be a very 'subtle' hint!

    • TheMonk profile image

      TheMonk 

      7 years ago from Brazil

      I will just e-mail this hub to my wife. LOL

    • cindyvine profile imageAUTHOR

      Cindy Vine 

      8 years ago from Cape Town

      Hey, Valentinegeek, thanks for adding to my hub!

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      Valentine Geek 

      8 years ago

      Here's a cool geek gift basket idea: http://www.giftwithabasket.com/computer-geek-baske...

    • cindyvine profile imageAUTHOR

      Cindy Vine 

      8 years ago from Cape Town

      We can get Cris A to design the packaging as he's quite artsy fartsy

    • blondepoet profile image

      blondepoet 

      8 years ago from australia

      Hahaha no problems Cin I'll be back in a year's time after I finally convince Amazon LMAO.

    • cindyvine profile imageAUTHOR

      Cindy Vine 

      8 years ago from Cape Town

      I don't know BP, now if we can get your enemas packaged in a cool little brightly coloured box, and supply them to Amazon, I can add them to my hub!

    • blondepoet profile image

      blondepoet 

      8 years ago from australia

      Aha so this is what we buy the fellas.....Me a thinks this some dandy ideas Cin. Where's the enemas?

    • cindyvine profile imageAUTHOR

      Cindy Vine 

      8 years ago from Cape Town

      Pleasure Shaz, I can recommend it!

      Alekhouse, yeah when you find one check to see if he has a friend and send him my way.

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      Nancy Hinchliff 

      8 years ago from Essex Junction, Vermont

      Great hub, Cindy. Lots of ideas here, now all I need is a geeky guy! :=)

    • shazwellyn profile image

      shazwellyn 

      8 years ago from Great Britain

      Oh... I really want one! Thanks for telling! x

    • cindyvine profile imageAUTHOR

      Cindy Vine 

      8 years ago from Cape Town

      Paradise, don't put that mental picture in my head! I won't be able to focus all day at school!

      Shaz, that swimming thing is so cool and you can buy it online from their website. Sadly I get no commission for directing people there. My friends who came to visit had one and I saw it in action. He reckons it's changed his swimming life!

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      shazwellyn 

      8 years ago from Great Britain

      I love the swimming gadget... I would love one of these! Im not a geek but would swim for hours with this! LOVE IT! Will you tell him to buy it for me..... PLEASE! x

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      Paradise7 

      8 years ago from Upstate New York

      I love the way you wrote this hub. I can see the geeky guy spinning around the house clad in nothing but his Darth Vader mask because he ate too many chocolates! Thanks.

    • cindyvine profile imageAUTHOR

      Cindy Vine 

      8 years ago from Cape Town

      Ah Ethel, take a chance and buy him one! He'll luvya forever!

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      Eileen Kersey 

      8 years ago from Kingston-Upon-Hull

      Hubby would love a notebook but he will have to wait :(

    • cindyvine profile imageAUTHOR

      Cindy Vine 

      8 years ago from Cape Town

      Diana it would be good if I did have a Greeky guy lol. I'd just get him a bottle of sambuca and a jar of olives.

      Pam, if we want our guys to spoil us we have to spoil them first!

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      Pamela Oglesby 

      8 years ago from United States

      Nice selection of gift Cindy and we do need to take care of our guys. Good hub.

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      dianacharles 

      8 years ago from India

      For a moment there I read that as Greeks.... :P

      Another great one from you Cindy. I was reminded of that tv serial...Beauty and the Geeks.

      We have an ad in India on the kind of phone that Geeks would love to possess.........I suppose they do have great taste.

    • cindyvine profile imageAUTHOR

      Cindy Vine 

      8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah Violet Sun, I thought I must be getting all geeky as I fancy quite a few of those geeky guy gifts. That voice sender is cool. You can still buy it for him lol!

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      VioletSun 

      8 years ago from Oregon/ Name: Marie

      Oh, my goodness, this is so much fun! My mate just created a geeky website (though he is not really geeky) because its fun. Will send him this hub, so he can get ideas! The voice sender is something I would have purchased for him, but he is going to see this hub. hehe.

    • cindyvine profile imageAUTHOR

      Cindy Vine 

      8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Hello, Hello, now....which item are you going to purchase?

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      Hello, hello, 

      8 years ago from London, UK

      Wide selection and a lovely written hub.

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