You have a date with Lindsay Logan. The doc has warned that your grandma could die any time now and your grandmother wants you to be near her when she dies. Will you miss your date?
I wouldn't date Lindsay Logan in the first place. She's likely the one who would miss the date anyway, because she'd be off her face on drugs with one of her girlfriends, or something.
i wouldn't dump my dying grandmother for anyone. lindsay lohan was gorgeous once upon a time but her current lifestyle is stealing her looks from her. not to mention ruining her life and destroying her psyche.
I know you meant this seriously but something about the wording really tickled me. Admittedly, I laughed a little.
"I've just got to stop off at the lake for a minute or two..."
First, I have to imagine having a grandmother (I never knew mine, but I have a rough idea about how much kids love their grandmothers. ) Then I have to imagine my beloved grandmother dying. Then I have to imagine being a guy - because I'm a woman.
Having imagined all that, I'd say I would not leave the side of my dying grandmother for Lindsay Lohan or anyone else. Even if my grandmother wasn't dying I wouldn't date Lindsay Lohan. I just think she's been around too many blocks of one sort or another (and looks like to boot), and on top of it all she isn't really the picture of mental/emotional stability either. If my poor grandmother weren't dying I'm sure she'd tell Lindsay Lohan to take some time off, go home and get herself and her life together, and stay out of the public eye.
I should get off the computer and go wait by the phone. I could get a call for my grandmother's doctor at any time. Oh, the stress of knowing dear, dear, Grandma is on her way out (as they say). Oh, wait - I don't have a grandmother. Whew. I wasn't in the mood for a funeral right now. (Imagination is a scary thing. )
by thirdmillenium 15 years ago
You have a date with Lindsey Logan. The doc has said your grandmother will die any time now and she wants you near her. What will you do?
by sandra rinck 15 years ago
The planetes and stars couldn't fall, they wouldn't be propelled...how could the planetes stay in place? No magnitism, no gravity, no pressure? There could be no explosions, no ice, what would happen? Would time stand still, or stop, and we suddenly become a cosmic mural???
by lovelife08 10 years ago
What are some good grandmother/grandfather names?We're trying to come up with some names for my parents, since they're about to be grandparents for the first time. Any ideas? (They don't want to sound old, because they're not even 40 yet, so be creative, but not silly please.)
by winepress 13 years ago
Imagine the world without women.....
by Paula 13 years ago
I know a lot of mass animal deaths have been happening world over. Yesterday I hear about 200 cows dying, and now over 700 buffalo dying in Vietnam. What is going on? I am curious what you think.Are there things that would explain such mass, sudden deaths among animals like...
by Amy 14 years ago
“Imagine what you want to be”Lay your head downOn that pillow right nowClose your eyes and imagineA place you haven’t ever beenThink good thoughts Imagine going to far away landsImagine being a dinosaur Imagine being a pirate on a shipImagine being an astronautFlying into outer space So many...
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