I'm a 22 yr old beacon of love making wisdom

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  1. TooEasy profile image60
    TooEasyposted 8 years ago

    If you're in need of expert advice, a good "cheering up", or maybe just some old fashioned foreplay, I'm here for YOU!

    With my recent success story: a sexy young man in search of purpose, on the verge of depression, only to be shown the LIGHT, and by light I mean creating/producing an upcoming show on ABC! I'm proud to say that my confidence is through the rough, as it should be, being American and all.

    So yes, come to me my children. Let me grace your ears with my sweet words of wisdom, let me make love to your soul. (consensually)

    1. shazwellyn profile image68
      shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Unconditional love is true love.  Sex is lust, unless it is demonstrative of unconditional love.

      'Grace your ears' - it is a lecture, eh?

      1. TooEasy profile image60
        TooEasyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        No, love is the bond between werewolf's and girls who love Hot Topic.

    2. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile  big_smile  big_smile  big_smile


  2. Fluffymetal profile image78
    Fluffymetalposted 8 years ago

    you're 22?

    1. TooEasy profile image60
      TooEasyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, I'm 22. Physically I'm 9 and spiritually I'm 2,000.

  3. TamCor profile image80
    TamCorposted 8 years ago

    I'm a 22 yr old beacon of love making wisdom

    Excuse me, but aren't ALL 22 year olds the beacons of love making wisdom????

    big_smile  lol  big_smile

    1. TooEasy profile image60
      TooEasyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      All of us, excluding the Twilight fans.

  4. Pearldiver profile image80
    Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

    What are you going to teach a True Scorpio sonny? roll

    You've made the hasty entrance of a 22 second terrior! lol

    Not only that... but have you registered your face yet? hmm

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ...what's wrong with terriers PD?....


  5. Kangaroo_Jase profile image79
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 8 years ago

    You need to fill out the form and pay particular attention to clause 710b, paragraph 3, section 8, point 72 sub-clause a

    These forms must be filled out on a Monday in front of 7 witnesses and all witnesses may not be a direct blood relative or relation to you.

    The forms must be completed in triplicate and may only be written on with blue ink only.

    The forms must be collected and the form must not be bent or folded in any manner.

    We thank you for your cooperation in advance, this form will entitle you , once you have passed, to providing Adequate advice, you still need another 20 years of experience to provide essential wisdom.

  6. Pearldiver profile image80
    Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

    2 - 22 Second Terriers Are Devoid of All 'Staying' Power! big_smile
    99% of them are only able to bunt a shoe and only 1% are able to repeat the effort provided the shoe is being worn! yikes

    This one is talking about foreplay but that's a waste of a good blink if he's a 22 second terrier! big_smile
    Especially if he hasn't registered his face! hmm

  7. Fluffymetal profile image78
    Fluffymetalposted 8 years ago

    I got a question for you.... why would a 23yr old male be interested in a 33 yr old female besides sex?  I know what the 33 yr old female is doing with the 23 yr old male... it's all about the sex and tongue ring attachments. big_smile smile big_smile

  8. Richieb799 profile image77
    Richieb799posted 8 years ago

    lol, that line about a beacon of love  making wisdom gives me visions of some cheesy love Dr Guru teaching the Karma Sutra lol

  9. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago

    At 22, you don't even understand the meaning of the word wisdom.  (nor can you spell roof.....lol)


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