I'm a 22 yr old beacon of love making wisdom

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   TooEasyposted 13 years ago

   If you're in need of expert advice, a good "cheering up", or maybe just some old fashioned foreplay, I'm here for YOU!
   
   With my recent success story: a sexy young man in search of purpose, on the verge of depression, only to be shown the LIGHT, and by light I mean creating/producing an upcoming show on ABC! I'm proud to say that my confidence is through the rough, as it should be, being American and all.
   
   So yes, come to me my children. Let me grace your ears with my sweet words of wisdom, let me make love to your soul. (consensually)

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      shazwellynposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Unconditional love is true love.  Sex is lust, unless it is demonstrative of unconditional love.
      
      'Grace your ears' - it is a lecture, eh?

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         TooEasyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         No, love is the bond between werewolf's and girls who love Hot Topic.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

           
      
      
      

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   Fluffymetalposted 13 years ago

   you're 22?

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      TooEasyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, I'm 22. Physically I'm 9 and spiritually I'm 2,000.

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   TamCorposted 13 years ago

   I'm a 22 yr old beacon of love making wisdom
   
   Excuse me, but aren't ALL 22 year olds the beacons of love making wisdom????
   
   
      

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      TooEasyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      All of us, excluding the Twilight fans.

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

   What are you going to teach a True Scorpio sonny?
   
   You've made the hasty entrance of a 22 second terrior!
   
   Not only that... but have you registered your face yet?

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ...what's wrong with terriers PD?....
      
      

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   Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years ago

   You need to fill out the form and pay particular attention to clause 710b, paragraph 3, section 8, point 72 sub-clause a
   
   These forms must be filled out on a Monday in front of 7 witnesses and all witnesses may not be a direct blood relative or relation to you.
   
   The forms must be completed in triplicate and may only be written on with blue ink only.
   
   The forms must be collected and the form must not be bent or folded in any manner.
   
   We thank you for your cooperation in advance, this form will entitle you , once you have passed, to providing Adequate advice, you still need another 20 years of experience to provide essential wisdom.

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

   2 - 22 Second Terriers Are Devoid of All 'Staying' Power!
   99% of them are only able to bunt a shoe and only 1% are able to repeat the effort provided the shoe is being worn!
   
   This one is talking about foreplay but that's a waste of a good blink if he's a 22 second terrier!
   Especially if he hasn't registered his face!

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   Fluffymetalposted 13 years ago

   I got a question for you.... why would a 23yr old male be interested in a 33 yr old female besides sex?  I know what the 33 yr old female is doing with the 23 yr old male... it's all about the sex and tongue ring attachments.

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   Richieb799posted 13 years ago

   lol, that line about a beacon of love  making wisdom gives me visions of some cheesy love Dr Guru teaching the Karma Sutra

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   KCC Big Countryposted 13 years ago

   At 22, you don't even understand the meaning of the word wisdom.  (nor can you spell roof.....lol)

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