The Miracle Prayer

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   Make Moneyposted 15 years ago

   The Miracle Prayer
   
   Lord Jesus, l come before You just as I am. I am sorry for my sins, I repent of my sins, please forgive me. In Your name, I forgive all others for what they have done against me. I renounce Satan, the evil spirits and all their works. l give You my entire self, Lord Jesus, now and forever. I invite You into my life, Jesus. I accept You as my Lord, God and Saviour. Heal me, change me, strengthen me in body, soul and spirit.
   
   Come, Lord Jesus, cover me with Your precious blood, and fill me with Your Holy Spirit. I Love You, Lord Jesus. I Praise You Jesus. I Thank You, Jesus. I shall follow You every day of my life. Amen.
   
   Mary, my mother, Queen of Peace, St. Peregrine, the cancer saint, all you Angels and Saints, please help me.  Amen. 
   
   
   
   Imprimatur + Francisco Maria Aguilera Gonzalez,
   Auxiliary Bishop of Mexico, September 8, 1992
   
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   Say this Prayer faithfully, no matter how you feel, when you come to the point where you sincerely mean each word, with all your heart, something good spiritually will happen to you. You will experience Jesus, and HE will change your whole life in a very special way.  You will see.

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      pylos26posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Definition of a prayer:   Asking that all the laws of the universe be annulled for a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. a.b.

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      (Q)posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Dead, quarter million, probably repeated that prayer over and over till they couldn't breathe anymore?
      
      Got any more miracle prayers? Seems the more praying theists do, the more people die.

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         tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         That's what prayers are for.
         To be reunited with the Lord.
         Not ?

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      tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      The cancer saint ???
      Who's that ???
      
      Pleasseee!

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      kasesax119posted 2 years agoin reply to this

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         kasesax119posted 2 years agoin reply to this

         Hey there!
         Thanks for explaining the method of prayer. But I need the miracle prayer to get married soon. Can you tell me?
         Waiting for response.

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   earnestshubposted 15 years ago

   Will he find my car keys?

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   Make Moneyposted 15 years ago

   He might.  But you have to sincerely mean each word.

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   earnestshubposted 15 years ago

   Will he save the starving children too? Or are the car keys more important?

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   getitriteposted 15 years ago

   Something good will happen to you, Earnest.  It's a selfish prayer, you see?  So he'll find your car keys.  The starving children will have to go on starving!

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      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      That is what I thought. It's OK I can find my own car keys, the kids can go first!

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   kasesax119posted 2 years ago

   Lord Jesus, I come before you, just as I am, I am sorry for my sins, I repent of my sins, please forgive me. In your Name, I forgive all others for what they have done against me. I renounce Satan, the evil spirits and all their works.

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