*******IMPORTANT ANNOUNCMENT********

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   Greek Oneposted 11 years ago

   Contrary to what some might be thinking, i am NOT the Son of God or any other deity.
   
   I appreciate the kind words, but I am just a normal Hubber who happens to write about Elmer Fudd and my experiences with burnt coffee.
   
   Thank you for your time
   
   Greek One

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      habeeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for clearing that up!

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         Greek Oneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         I didn't want any confusion going into Primary season

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      But I've always thought of you as my son.

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         Greek Oneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         where the Hell are my 40 belated birthday gifts?

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            Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            you mean I've forgotten every birthday since your 19th ?  Excuse me all to Hell.  I've got a universe to run you know.

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               Greek Oneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               ..then why don't you look in Uranus and see if you left me presents there!

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                  Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  I found something, where should I send it?

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                     Greek Oneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     hand on to if for a while.. I'll pick it up later

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      deblippposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Honestly, I was worried.

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      Hauntyposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for letting us know after 2 years. You are a really good actor.

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         Greek Oneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         There was never any compulsion

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      DoubleScorpionposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Prove you are not the son of God. I don't believe you...

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         Greek Oneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         perhaps if I show you my Adsense earnings over the past two years you will see how truly powerless I really am

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            DoubleScorpionposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            That's not proof...All Gods seem to need help getting money, as all churches are always asking for donations...

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      Emile Rposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Is this a test of faith? Deny yourself. We'll never deny you.

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   Stacie Lposted 11 years ago

   Wow! I didn't see that one coming..thank you for your confession,my son..

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   LuisEGonzalezposted 11 years ago

   So who do I worship now?.....Oh wait I know.....I'll go look in the mirror!

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      Greek Oneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      oh please... you are way to young to be God!

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   LuisEGonzalezposted 11 years ago

   Yea I know....wishful thinking 

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   mtsi1098posted 11 years ago

   boy you said that with a straight face

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   skyfireposted 11 years ago

   Prove it.

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      Greek Oneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      prove what?

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         skyfireposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         That you're not any deity. Earning reports are not allowed as proof. :p

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            Greek Oneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            God made the Universe and everything in it in 6 days.
            
            It takes me 2 hours just to cut my grass

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               skyfireposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Nah. You just created grass which is harder to cut. Stop misguiding our belief.

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   Dave Mathewsposted 11 years ago

   That's good to know. I hope Elmer Fudd like it.

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   Greek Oneposted 11 years ago

   Does this look like your Creator???
   
   

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   Greek Oneposted 11 years ago

   I'm a married man.. would god tie himself down?

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      DoubleScorpionposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Can you prove that it is an eternal marriage? And many gods choose to come and live as man does. And besides you are the SON of GOD...not God himself...So since you are of God in the flesh of course you can be married. Even the Son of God must practice what he teaches...

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    Greek Oneposted 11 years ago

    If I was REALLY God, why would my favorite sports teams always lose?

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       DoubleScorpionposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       Freewill...

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    Greek Oneposted 11 years ago

    I'm beginning to question whether or not i really AM divine.
    
    reminds me of when I have a couple of drinks

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       DoubleScorpionposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       If people call and treat you like a god long enough, you are bound to start believing it yourself.

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          Greek Oneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

          That's true...
          
          look and LeBron James

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