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  1. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    Contrary to what some might be thinking, i am NOT the Son of God or any other deity.

    I appreciate the kind words, but I am just a normal Hubber who happens to write about Elmer Fudd and my experiences with burnt coffee.

    Thank you for your time

    Greek One

    1. habee profile image94
      habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for clearing that up!

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I didn't want any confusion going into Primary season

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      But I've always thought of you as my son.

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        where the Hell are my 40 belated birthday gifts?

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          you mean I've forgotten every birthday since your 19th ?  Excuse me all to Hell.  I've got a universe to run you know. mad

          1. Greek One profile image74
            Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            ..then why don't you look in Uranus and see if you left me presents there!

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
              Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              I found something, where should I send it?

              1. Greek One profile image74
                Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                hand on to if for a while.. I'll pick it up later

    3. deblipp profile image57
      deblippposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Honestly, I was worried.

    4. Haunty profile image82
      Hauntyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for letting us know after 2 years. You are a really good actor.

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        There was never any compulsion

    5. DoubleScorpion profile image78
      DoubleScorpionposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Prove you are not the son of God. I don't believe you...

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        perhaps if I show you my Adsense earnings over the past two years you will see how truly powerless I really am

        1. DoubleScorpion profile image78
          DoubleScorpionposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          That's not proof...All Gods seem to need help getting money, as all churches are always asking for donations...smile

    6. profile image0
      Emile Rposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Is this a test of faith? Deny yourself. We'll never deny you. smile

  2. Stacie L profile image88
    Stacie Lposted 7 years ago

    Wow! I didn't see that one coming..thank you for your confession,my son..lol

  3. LuisEGonzalez profile image85
    LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years ago

    So who do I worship now?.....Oh wait I know.....I'll go look in the mirror! cool

    1. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      oh please... you are way to young to be God!

  4. LuisEGonzalez profile image85
    LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years ago

    Yea I know....wishful thinking  roll

  5. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 7 years ago

    boy you said that with a straight face big_smile

  6. skyfire profile image72
    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    Prove it.

    1. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      prove what?

      1. skyfire profile image72
        skyfireposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        That you're not any deity. Earning reports are not allowed as proof. :p

        1. Greek One profile image74
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          God made the Universe and everything in it in 6 days.

          It takes me 2 hours just to cut my grass

          1. skyfire profile image72
            skyfireposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Nah. You just created grass which is harder to cut. Stop misguiding our belief.

  7. Dave Mathews profile image61
    Dave Mathewsposted 7 years ago

    That's good to know. I hope Elmer Fudd like it.

  8. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    Does this look like your Creator???

    http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/lawnmower-man.jpg

  9. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    I'm a married man.. would god tie himself down?

    1. DoubleScorpion profile image78
      DoubleScorpionposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Can you prove that it is an eternal marriage? And many gods choose to come and live as man does. And besides you are the SON of GOD...not God himself...So since you are of God in the flesh of course you can be married. Even the Son of God must practice what he teaches...

  10. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    If I was REALLY God, why would my favorite sports teams always lose?

    1. DoubleScorpion profile image78
      DoubleScorpionposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Freewill...

  11. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    I'm beginning to question whether or not i really AM divine.

    reminds me of when I have a couple of drinks

    1. DoubleScorpion profile image78
      DoubleScorpionposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      If people call and treat you like a god long enough, you are bound to start believing it yourself.

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        That's true...

        look and LeBron James

 
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