The say making babies is a miracle. even though we are 50% over populated.
I have studied the Art of farting which everyone dose it. Many would NOT Admit it and many blame it on others , maybe some on Satan
We had a lighting farts contest, it's a miracle how they perform blue over tones and yellow rollers. One guy took his pants off and down to his white under wear, and lit one UP, that shot out TWO and half feet, he burnt his hair, but WOW, THAT WAS A MIRACLE
First stage of the art of farting, pound for pound Women do it as much
1. Pretending the dog did it 2. Ignoring that you did it and not admitting it 3 Blaming others they did it 4 Giggling and joking about it 5 Accepting it as a normal function, 6, lighting one up, to avoid the stink