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Totally Focused Track Announcer

Updated on July 5, 2013
Totally Focused Track Announcer, rickzimmerman 2010
Totally Focused Track Announcer, rickzimmerman 2010

. . . well of course I’m focused what do you expect from me they want me to spit out each and every race as its happening chop chop do you realize that’s ten horses in each 4 minute race times ten races a day times 6 days a week and sometimes 7 if there's an invitational on and I cant make even one little slip without hearing all hell break loose from Mr. Muckety-muck track manager do you think for one minute Mabel understands what I go through every day to put bread on the table yeah its easy for her get some groceries every three four days burn a roast every Thursday and dump a few loads a colors and darks now and then piece a cake if ya ask me aint nobody lookin over her shoulder clappin her up side the head if she gets a sock in the wrong load and I cant even talk to the guys down at Smittys about it why that goof-off Stans lucky if he says three words all week down at the loading dock and Jerry cant tell a 4 from a 7 even if ya give him clues let alone Smitty buttin in ta tell me about how now hes in hock to Tony for 5 large cause I couldnt call him home a winner in just one stinkin race last week is it my fault the guy cant tell horseflesh from braunschweiger its enough to make a guy mutter inta his beer if ya ask me so dont go give me the stink eye like that you should try sittin here in this hot seat for just a minute or two yeah Id sure like to see that alright . . .

The speedy Appaloosa from the last race
The speedy Appaloosa from the last race | Source

Northfield Horse Racing Park, Northfield, Ohio

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    • rickzimmerman profile imageAUTHOR

      rickzimmerman 

      7 years ago from Northeast Ohio

      Thanks, raincloud.

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      raincloud2010 

      7 years ago from Shenzhen China

      When writing articles, some Chinese would always just use comma to seperate the sentences throughout the whole passage. You will feel you can beathe any more when reading it. This one is a little bit alike.

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