Tiger Woods jokes...Please post them here

1. 59

   GL Bellposted 14 years ago

   I will start off with my favorite one I heard:
   
   Whats the differance in a car and a golfball?
   
   Tiger can drive a golfball 400 yards...

   replyreport
2. 0

   Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

   how about this one.  as it turns out tiger's long drives have been a bit off lately, but his short game is still effective.  oh wait, we're talking about his golf game. 

   replyreport
3. 0

   Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

   tiger woods is a great golfer,  has terrific vision on the golf course as he can see where to hit the ball and where the hole is at all times.  sadly, he just can't seem to see a tree too well while driving.  can't really explain that one.  :p

   replyreport
4. 60

   jobisterposted 14 years ago

   he had way too many hole in ones for his own good.

   replyreport
5. 0

   Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

   tiger woods really hit a grand slam when it comes to controversy of the decade. 

   replyreport
6. 69

   1974posted 14 years ago

   "Cheetah" Woods
   
   Whats the difference between Tiger and Santa? Santa stops at three HOs

   replyreport
   1. 58

      Oldskool903posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      haha I was gunna post this one

      replyreport
7. 0

   Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

   it's been often said that tiger has one ferocious drive on the golf course.  however, who knew that tiger had such a feroicious sex drive. 

   replyreport
8. 54

   Shalini Kagalposted 14 years ago

   What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing.
   
   Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
   
   Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though.
   
   Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
   
   I find it's a nightmare driving at 2:05 am. Sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.
   
   Tiger's wife went for him over a birdie.

   replyreport
9. 0

   baconmidgetposted 14 years ago

   not a tiger joke but what do michael jackson and playstation have in common... they both get turned on by little kids.
   michael jackson died from food poisoning... he choked on a twelve year old weenie.

   replyreport
   1. 0

      Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        i can't believe you just said that.  that is so freaking funny. 

      replyreport
      1. 0

         baconmidgetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         i know aren't those great jokes (hope nobody gets offended because i wasn't trying to offend and i'm really sorry if you do)

         replyreport
         1. 0

            Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            nah, i don't think so.  you might get a few complaints from michael jackson fans on here, but that's about it.

            replyreport
10. 0

    Ghost32posted 14 years ago

    Dunno if it's really a joke, but it strikes me as humorous that Tiger loses billions while Hugh Hefner makes millions for pretty much the same sort of behavior...

    replyreport