Ariel Meme Copycats - 5 Reasons New Hipster equals Halloween Costume
#5 New Hipster is an Old Style evidenced by reruns
When it is on syndicated reruns, it's no longer avant-garde. When it's on syndicated reruns of shows that nobody watched in the first place, starring a new hipster, it's a compliment to call it bourgeois.
#4 Is Mocked up by Young Children
When you see very young children dressing like you do, the realization should hit that it's not as bad as that being transparent to a child. It's worse, your style is seen and thought to be cute by the child's mother. Not on you, by the way. On the child. Not you.
#3 Is Defined by the Mainstream
As soon as your style has a mainstream dictionary definition, you need to move on.
#2 New Version is Less Interesting than the Original
Reading the Wikipedia definition of the original hipster provides insight into a truly avant-garde generation.
New Hipster As it Should Be
#1: You Make the Casio (as in calculator watch) Homepage as a Marketing Model
When a male model is asked to wear a fake tattoo, and a new-hipster getup, and is featured on the 1980s "classic" link of the Casio marketing page as a "new" avenue of sales, it's time to re-think your wardrobe.
Ariel Demonstrates Hipster in the Seashell (nutshell is so bourgeois)
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