I’ll be chastised for my leanings,
But I’m against words having two meanings.
If I sin I need to address it.
How else can I confess it?
I face all truths, as much as I can.
I have to admit I am a mortal man.
I have all the faults of a man like me.
I see a nude woman and I like what I see.
Contradictions- sure I’ve had ‘em.
But why is a woman “pimp” called a “madam”?
It’s considered wrong to be a prostitute
But a “call girl” sounds kind of cute!
Ladies are beautiful to see.
But I don’t like pornography?
Oh, I like to see them nude,
And I want to avoid my being rude.
It’s a bit confusing on this planet.
And I don’t wish to take them for granted.
I see some come from Hollywood.
And others might come from Bollywood.
I want to be “morally correct”,
But what if I become erect?
Thoughts will come and go,
As I watch this delightful show.
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
But Lord knows, I don’t want to wrong her.
Is it progress for all to get the chance,
And make money without their pants?
It’s an arguable and interesting quirk.
Should wealth be attained without work?
Did Jimmy Carter look at a woman’s bust?
And is that what caused a little lust?
We all have it in our heart.
But when we look at nudes- think art!
We’re all going to find a little sin,
If we take a little trip within.
I’m not concerned if it’s woman or a man.
I think that all should work, if at all they can.
It’s really just one of my many pet-peeves.
The rich and celebrities refuse to roll up their sleeves.
There’s a lot of more money in risqué photos.
But like many professions, people like to pose.
Anyone can see and everybody knows,
The world isn’t better just by taking off your clothes.
If they’re naked they’re wearing no clothes.
But if they’re “nekkid”, everyone knows,
There’s something on their mind,
And it’s probably a woman’s behind!
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