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What's Your Secret Lingerie Identity?

Updated on October 12, 2009

Your lingerie reveals your inner desires...

Our lingerie is like our alter ego. Hidden away under our clothes, adorning our 'inner selves', it hides secretly from the eyes of the world. You could say that is not until the outer layers of our image shell are peeled away and panties, bras, bustiers, stockings, garters, corsets and camisoles are revealed that we can truly see what somebody is like. This would be something of an overstatement, but nevertheless a fun premise to base yet another personality test on, so strip down and let's discover what your lingerie reveals about your secret character!

Commando

Not wearing anything at all under your clothes? Your secret lingerie identity is as yet undecided, because you're effectively naked, which is both uncouth and unnecessary unless you're showering, in which case I'll let you get away with it this time, but for chrissakes man/woman get some clothes on! If you're still not wearing anything, you may be a closet anarchist, throwing off the shackles of society. Be warned that although this may be freeing, if you're a C cup or larger, you're risking developing some serious stretch marks. Gravity is a harsh taskmaster that rules over us all.

Bare Essentials

Just a bra and panties? You're a secret survivalist. Always prepared, but not going over the top, you would be an excellent candidate for crossing a desert, circumnavigating the globe, or visiting Mars. Wait, did I just say that wearing a bra and panties was enough to qualify you for some of the most extreme adventures that mankind has ever undertaken? Yes, yes I did. You're special. I love you.

Straps and Stockings

Like your garter and stockings? Get strappy at any possible opportunity? This denotes a straight laced urge to control. Whilst you might outwardly be a wild child, you secretly yearn for structure and hierarchy. You could be well suited to positions of power and organization, such as a librarian, manager, CEO, or that psycho teacher who is always hollering about rules and whatnot. Let your inner control freak run free, or walk stiffly towards the nearest exit. Whatever works for you.

Top To Toe

Do you swathe yourself in lingerie at every chance you get? Perhaps you're secretly afraid of the world at large and mounting impenetrable inner defenses in the guise of gussying yourself up. Hint: If it takes more than ten minutes to free yourself of your lingerie on anything other than a special (ie: sexy) occasion, you may be at risk of alienating yourself on an intimate level. When I say alienating yourself, I mean you may forget what your own skin looks and feels like.

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      ricky1 

      9 years ago

      wear sexy bras and thong daily feel great next to my body try it you will like it

    • Misha profile image

      Misha 

      10 years ago from DC Area

      My profile says so? Really?

      *running away to check and change profile if needed* :D

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      ILoveLingerie 

      10 years ago

      I'm more of a bare essentials guy;) Great Hub

    • Hope Alexander profile imageAUTHOR

      Hope Alexander 

      10 years ago

      Ah Misha, how cruel of you to play on my much publicised weakness for Russians! And with your profile revealing that you are a married man and father of three as well! Woeful days befall us! ;)

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      Misha 

      10 years ago from DC Area

      Looks like I have to start learning French. :)

      I like this one, I would date you if you were around ;)

    • Hope Alexander profile imageAUTHOR

      Hope Alexander 

      10 years ago

      Mais oui, Misha, though I have appeared in various guises in my avatar before... ;)

    • gwendymom profile image

      gwendymom 

      10 years ago from Oklahoma

      I guess I'm a bare essentuals kinda girl, but the first thing that comes off when I am home is my bra, so maybe I'm a combonation. Interesting hub!

    • Misha profile image

      Misha 

      10 years ago from DC Area

      Is it finally you on your avatar?

      Oh, and I prefer naturally naked women :)

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