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Updated on April 7, 2012

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The History of the bikini

If the black tuxedo is the epitomy of class in menswear than surely the black bikini is the classiest option for womens beach wear?

The logic seems sound to me.

Black is slimming and the contrast works with all skin tones, wearing a black bikini is the surest way to fit into any crowd and atmosphere. Black Bikinis are the James Bond of summer fashion. Deadly, sexy and confident nothing says secret agent like the black bikini, right?

Just look at the natural world, the sexist, most debonair of all animals..thats right the penguin, the men penguins wear black suits and the women penguins wear black bikinis, who am I to question nature? So be like natures sexiest animal and wear a black bikini to the beach or just as naughty underwear to hide beneath your professional exterior.

Bikini, thats a weird word,

Since, im a big fan of words, I would see Bi-kini and think two 'kinis right! Like a Bi-cycle..hmmm. Apparently, not relevant at all, the Bikini is named after the Bikini Atoll which is a section of the Marshall Islands once used for atomic bomb testing. James Reard coined the term and the swimsuit, conjecture gathers that the swimsuit fashion was intended to rock the world with similar magnitude as an atomic bomb..and perhaps it did!

The origin of the color black

Very little is known about the color black, this elusive and crafty color is often referred to as the absence of color, in fact its impossible to buy a black bikini! Your bikini will never be better than a really dark blue or purple, perhaps one day modern science will catch the elsuive color black and tie it to a bikini for you. For now you will have to make due with these almost black biki swimsuit and underwear options from leading online retailers.

black bikini bottoms

What good are black bikini tops without black bikini bottoms?

No good at all, I say, unless your frequenting one of those daring "bottomless" parties made popular by now white house staffer "Harold"

Check out these leading and affordable black bikini bottom options

black string Bikini options

There is only one real problem with black bikinis, they are just way to heavy. Sure maybe they are ok for those really buff strong types to lug around. But once you go swimming, forget it! Its like having a lead weight tied to your butt and forget packing them back up...might as well throw them away, right!

Luckily, some genius invented the black string bikini, with less material and less coverage, you get a better tan and have far less material to carry around. Everyone should have a couple o fblack string bikinis in their arsenal.

Caution: black string bikinis are carnivorous and may catch a man all by themselves. Avoid at all costs if you would prefer a more relaxed day at the beach.

Black bikini top options

The title says it all, black bikini tops are optional in this day and age. They match well with black bikini bottoms and they are available in whatever size you need them. But the added expense of carrying them in your luggage may not be worth it.

I suggest just frequenting a beach that is lax about black bikini tops..but should you decide to buya  black bikini top, consider a small bowtie to give that bunny feel.

Hugh Hefner loves Black bikini least he would if he knew what was good for him.

The Black bikini Thong

With similar benefits and the best comfort in its class the black bikini thong is a must have for all jetsetting girls on the go, The black bikini thong matches all designer handbags and sunglasses and is made by top brands such as Gucci and Donna Karan. My neighbor says she likes to get her little black bikini thongs from neiman marcus. Be careful as they dont tend to stay on the clothesline well...there just isnt enough material to pin the damn things up.

Black bikini Micro thong and lingerie

Black bikinis do NOT have to only be worn at the beach, they also go well at your next office party or family gathering.

Remember nothing says classy like black bikinis!

If your interested in more Summer swimwear options, see these other classics


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    • ThoughtSandwiches profile image

      ThoughtSandwiches 6 years ago from Reno, Nevada


      I honestly can't say why I'm here...I'm not looking to buy a little black bikini. It must be the pictures.


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      Victor Mavedzenge 6 years ago from Oakland, California

      Ok,you learn something new everyday!

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      ceholmes 8 years ago from Chicago

      black bikinis are the classiest! nice hub!

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      kimberlyslyrics 8 years ago

      I recon you can't produce a bad hub, always an admirer, back again and your latest new fanagain fan lol

      nice job


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      Jill47 8 years ago

      Well, I'm a little bit conservative and I have no idea that there are so many kinds of bikinis in the word. Like the black one.

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      Stuart 8 years ago from Santa Barbara, CA

      Ahh this gets me even more excited for SPRING TIME! Awesome hub, awesome enthusiasm!!! Definitely earned an UP rating from me!!

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      TylerCapp 8 years ago from Los Angeles, California

      I like how you put so much thought into it. Of course all us guy's are thinking when we see one is "Nice". Or just nothing at all except a vacant, drooling stare. ;)

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      PennyShares 8 years ago from London UK

      Rated up, great piece

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      Chicagovision 8 years ago from Chicago


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      sunforged 8 years ago from

      Robots dont wear bikinis! So dont get any ideas, guys.

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      Patrick Collins 8 years ago

      I'm impressed

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      Daniel Christian 8 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

      Obviously I am not in the market for one for myself, but I couldn't agree more about black bikinis being sexy!

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      hsofyan 8 years ago from Indonesia

      I like your thick description of the history of the bikini. I agree with you about the color black bikini. I like it, compared with other colors.

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      Angel Ward 8 years ago from Galveston, TX

      Two words, Victoria Secret! I got myne on sale there, for as low as 10 dollars a piece, miracle bra top and double string bottom!! oh and right now with the right discount code they include a free VS pink beach tote!!

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      Cassandra Mantis 8 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

      Lets hear it for sexy black bikinis! Yaaaay!

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      Mamelody 8 years ago

      well I look fabulous in a black bikini and I've got quiet a collection of them, although now I have to hide it from my fcking cat as the little monster is always ripping my bikinis apart.. even when I wear 'em! Nice hub xx

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      Frank 8 years ago from Montana

      I am trying to figure out one for my Rooster.:)

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      bigwill3417 8 years ago

      Im a guy and I want to buy liitle black bikini's ....thank u!

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      crazyabhi 8 years ago

      Hi beauty how r u?

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      shareitt 8 years ago

      You have given some great new choices/places to shop Thanks.

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      Wayne Tully 8 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      I like bikinis...but for some reason they don't suit me! oh well, nice bikinis with some product photos!!

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      Shari 8 years ago from New York, NY

      Great choices here. . now all I need to do is a few extra sumo squats to make sure I fit into one of these very sexy thongs!

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      Mentalist acer 8 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

      I didn't know black bikinies were hard to find..

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      Hello, hello, 8 years ago from London, UK

      Thank you for such a great collection.