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Things a T-shirt Would Say

Updated on November 21, 2014

Is Your Body Under Construction?

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Funny Sayings from a T-Shirt's Point Of View

Funny, expressive, warped, unique, one of a kind and creative t-shirts available in the Funnyjokes Gifts shop on Zazzle, does not discriminate with just one subject. Call it a politically incorrect store. This shop pokes fun of everything: old age, body imagining, politics, memory loss, relationships, about men, about women and anything else a warped mind can think of. Plus some cute items too!

Most of us love to make fun of ourselves. It is our little imperfections that make us very unique. Imagine a t-shirt that could think, speak and has an attitude. What would a t-shirt say if it could speak?

All these shirts below are available to buy on Zazzle and the link below will bring you there.

Funnyjokes Gifts: Things A T-shirt Would Say – View Here

What is Zazzle

For those who are not familiar with Zazzle, it is a print-on-demand, online gift shop. You can customize and personalize your own or products found on most shopkeepers stores. Funnyjokes Gifts allows a person to change the background, sizes, images, text, style, and more with just a few clicks. The shirts are made of high quality material. I know from my own purchases.

My Zazzle products are protected by a thumbprint on file.

Body Imaging T-shirts

Under Construction T-Shirts

Great T-shirt Gift Idea

T-shirts are smart. They know when one of your resolutions is to get fit. A body under construction is an encouragement that improvements are being made.

Under Construction - Aren't We All?


What these shirts are saying

Body Under Construction T-Shirt

Body Under Construction Dark T-Shirt

Thin or Fat

T-shirts Reflect on a Person's Body Image

Does It Make You Look Fat or Thin

It is not your fault! Either a t-shirt will add the appearance of being more heavy than you are or luckily thinner. Go ahead and blame it on the t-shirt.

Weeping Shirts


Why are these shirts crying?

Clothes Add 20 lbs. to a Person Weeping T-Shirt

Do I Look Fat on This Body Weeping Dark T-Shirt

For Those Thin Looking People


What do these t-shirts do?

Makes a Person Look Thin T-Shirt

Do I Look Thin on This Body T-Shirt

So many different shirt styles and sizes. You really need to visit and see for yourself.

Funny T-shirt I'm Kind Of A Big Deal Humours Slogans

Is There Was A Reason For That Bump?

Great T-shirt Gift Ideas

Perhaps the person wearing the t-shirt is into 6-packs (not Abs) or expecting a baby. Unless the t-shirt is making fun of a little spare tire around the middle...Shame on you t-shirt!

What is hiding your bump?


Name of These Shirts on Funnyjokes Gifts at Zazzle

Not Ashamed to Cover a Beer Belly T-Shirt

Is That Your Baby Bump T-Shirt

Old Age T-shirts

Wrinkles on a Person - Great Over the Hill T-shirt Gift

See clickable links above and below on this page
See clickable links above and below on this page | Source

Funny Shirts You will Love

Wrinkled Free Not Like Your Face T-Shirts

These shirt may not be completely wrinkled free. But I have not had to iron a t-shirt yet after washing and hanging the shirt.

Add Your Own Text

on T-shirts

Add Your Own Text of What a T-shirt Would Say

Create That Special Shirt for Someone

Change the wording in this customizable t-shirt to your own quirky humor.

Add Your Own Text Shirts


Shirts Shown Here

Add Your Own Text What Women's T-Shirt Would Say

Add Your Own Text What Kid's Dark T-Shirt Would Say

The faces are one image that comes in black or white. The text is from Zazzle. You can change it to your own quote and font style with the many different ones available.

What do you think of these t-shirts so far? - Do you have an Idea of What a T-shirt Would Say?

Do you like these these t-shirts

Inspired By You

T-shirts Inspired By on Online Friends

Thes t-shirts come in both black and white images and can be changed to any style, size, mens, womens or children t-shirts. Find the counterpart in Funnyjokes Shop: Things a T-Shirt Would Say product line. Link for these is above and below on this page

T-Shirts Comes in Many Colors


Names of These Shirts

Multitude of Sins T-Shirt

Life Without T-Shirts is Like... Light T-shirt

Love Your Warped Mind Light Colored T-Shirt

Sweet and Naughty Shirts

T-Shirts Know What They Like

More Great T-shirt Gift Ideas

Under this T-shirt is someone that is pretty, good looking, cute or has a great physic!

From Baby to Adult Shirts

Pretty Baby Dark T-shirt

Pretty Baby One Piece Shirt

Good Looking Boy Baby T-shirt

Cute BabyGirl T-shirt

Cute Baby One Piece Shirt

Great Physic T-Shirt

Though a Bit Naughty This T-shirt Knows What It Likes

Put a Smile on Her Face with These Shirts

We are all built a little different. Maybe she does, maybe she doesn't. Either way, she will get a laugh at wearing one of these t-shirts.

Covering it Up Shirts


Name of these shirts

Beyond Human Belief Light T-shirt

Covering Big Boobs Dark T-shirt

Things a Person Would Say

On Shirts from Zazzle and 3DRose

Funny Quotes T-Shirt Found on 3DRose


Funny Quotes by Sandy Mertens on T-Shirts at 3DRose

More funny quotes on t-shirts are on 3DRose by me. Find all my design products there when you click on the individual products to the left of the page and then search 3/4s down the product pages under you see my name with the page links.

Sandy Mertens Funny Quotes - T-Shirt Page - View Here.

My apologies to the out of focus photo. Once you visit the link above you can see how clear these designs do look on the t-shirts available on 3DRose.

Description: T-Shirts are commercial quality high resolution heat transfers garment. 5.6-ounce, 50-50 cotton-poly; taped shoulder to shoulder, coverseamed ribbed collar, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. Toddler and infant t-shirts are 4.1-ounce. 100% ring spun combed cotton. Our image transfer produces professional matte finish with Premium Quality and Superior image resolution. Colors do not bleed and the image is sharp and crisp. Available in white, gray, blue and pink.

FREE SHIPPING on combined US orders totaling $99 or more !!! (3dRose orders only)

More humor with mostly replacement referee shirts are found on this page link below.

Sandy Mertens Humor Designs T-Shirt Page - View Here

Sorry I Ref'd Up


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Not What a T-Shirt Would Say Shirt Video

All Zazzle Shirts from Zazzle on This Page are Found with the Link Below

Contact me if you would like a customize product just for you. Create your own design from this t-shirt link below. Everything is customizable.

Funnyjokes Gifts: Things A T-shirt Would Say – View Here

Don't Just Hang Around - Leave a Message in The Guestbook Below


Just Hanging Around T-Shirts

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Amazon has funny shirts too

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