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How To Kill A Ninja

Updated on May 25, 2009

Watch This Before You Decide To Kill A Ninja

Killing a ninja is like wearing a blindfold and picking a needle out 
of a haystack. It won't happen.
~ Oscar Wilde on How to kill a Ninja

More like finding a hay in a needlestack...
~ Deadpool on above statement

For those who can't distinguish between fun and serious stuff, the quotes above were taken from
That means they're all made up.

The premise is that every single one of us know someone who got killed by a ninja. We just didn't know that a ninja did it. That's how skilled they are. Now that you know, what's the most logical thing to do? Why exact revenge of course!

There's a little problem though. To kill a ninja, you must first find a ninja. For those of you not familliar with ninja's, finding a ninja is like finding a needle in a haystack. Seriously. Don't ever try it.


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      brodan 8 years ago

      Funny video, Kudlit. Ninjutsu may have originated from the Chinese Lim Kue or "forest demons", ancient bandits who preyed on travelers. A modern-day ninja won't wear the costume though. If ever, we can see them but we can't identify them. The closest equivalent are assassins who are skilled at disguises.

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      Kudlit 8 years ago from Laguna

      What about Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo and Michelangelo?

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      Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      LOL I'd hire a samurai to kill me one. :D

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      Kudlit 8 years ago from Laguna

      Good idea!

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      scottaye73 8 years ago from Michigan, USA

      Lol, like the humor...good idea for a hub. : )

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      Kudlit 8 years ago from Laguna

      I was really laughing hard when I first saw that video. I thought I'd share it with hubbers.

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      Tornado1555 6 years ago

      I have 3 words. Remington, Double Barreled, and lastly Birdshot. Lets see a ninja attack an industrialist now!

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      Tornado1555 5 years ago

      Oh and another thing, why dont I just bomb a pagoda?! There is bound to bew at least ONE ninja in that horribly agriculture looking thing!

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      Lord Galveston 5 years ago

      I agree with Tornado's comments. Napalm is the way to go with anti-ninja tactics!

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      Clark scofield 4 years ago

      I kill a ninja when i was a karateke.

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