How To Kill A Ninja
Watch This Before You Decide To Kill A Ninja
“Killing a ninja is like wearing a blindfold and picking a needle out of a haystack. It won't happen.”
~ Oscar Wilde on How to kill a Ninja
“More like finding a hay in a needlestack...”
~ Deadpool on above statement
For those who can't distinguish between fun and serious stuff, the quotes above were taken from http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Kill_a_Ninja
That means they're all made up.
The premise is that every single one of us know someone who got killed by a ninja. We just didn't know that a ninja did it. That's how skilled they are. Now that you know, what's the most logical thing to do? Why exact revenge of course!
There's a little problem though. To kill a ninja, you must first find a ninja. For those of you not familliar with ninja's, finding a ninja is like finding a needle in a haystack. Seriously. Don't ever try it.