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Guys Talk Themselves Right Out of A Date On the Inter net!!

Updated on April 27, 2011

Wow I can't get a date In the town I live in as the population is like 2500, so, I have resorted to the inter net to try to snag myself some company as I am tired of all the wasted days, and wasted nights to coin a phrase from days gone by..

It is not easy the fact is in four years of various websites I have accepted maybe 5 dates. One reason is I am truly in "Red-Neck" country, and my idea of a date is not really the KFC drive thru where your date will then remove his teeth from his shirt pocket where he keeps them in case he runs up on a chicken leg to munch on, and as soon as he is finished back in the shirt pocket they go. I have since started putting on my criteria for a date,not only must you have teeth they must be in your mouth!!

Of course One gentleman sent me an email, and said he was more interested in finding out how sexually compatible we are before he gets to far along into the game of romance..

hmmm.. With that approach he will never know with us!As recent as today I had a gentleman ask me on a weekend trip,as these type emails can sometimes be entertaining I played along, and asked where he was taking me,His reply"where ever you buy the gas to".

I got a very complimentary email today as well, the guy said my profile pictures were hot..woo hoo!! so I took a peek at his profile, no picture! I didn't really read his profile at this time I wanted more to know what he looked like,but no picture!! So, I sent him a reply "sorry I am unable to return the compliment ,but if you let me know what post office I may view your photo I shall try to do the same".

He replied since I was sarcastic he would take a pass on me,I then read his profile...He was married.. Gee I am batting a thousand here.

Always the younger guys ask me out..and for the most part they are gentleman about it,but I really want someone I can take seriously, and someone the age of my children I can't find it in myself to consider a date with someone my child's age..

Tonight someone I have chatted with for over a year asked me out,I finally said yes, and gave him my phone number when he calls he was critiquing my dress code on my profile he kept right on talking until he too,talked himself right out of a date.

I have had men send me an email that said "date me,marry me,lets get off the net". I don't think it goes just like that.

A man sent me a 50 question application,very personal which I answered honestly and as erotically as I could then blocked him so he couln't ever email me again, LOL. A lawyer seemed like a viable suitor to me,I met him for coffee he had failed to mention he was as big around as he was tall and that he was disbarred also still legally married as he and his wife just couldn't settle..

I am either on the wrong website,asking the wrong questions,or I have a terrible profile, surely it is not that I live 100 miles from no where and no one is willing to travel to get someone of my caliber!


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    • jorja kick profile image

      jorja kick 6 years ago from southeast georgia

      Hey Nikki49 Ya think!!!

      thanks for stopping

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      Nikki49 6 years ago from Woodruff,S.C.

      I would never ever take my dentures out on a date!! NOPE!!

      Critiquing how a date is dressed is not kosher IMO

      I need admit that living a few hundred miles from nowhere, within a dead cell coverage area, might have some play in your finding a date.


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      jorja kick 6 years ago from southeast georgia

      Thanks I don't intend

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      Neil Sperling 6 years ago from Port Dover Ontario Canada

      LOL not only must you have teeth they must be in your mouth... you should get some humorous date requests with that line.... never give up dear :-)

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      jorja kick 6 years ago from southeast georgia

      yes as you might have guessed I was being reckless with the truth!!! though it did happen with a couple I went to walmart with and her husband did in fact do this very thing..I make fun of him so it is ok if he should read

      I think I shall have to import someone to date for sure...

      seriously I should move ...

      thanks again for reading and the comment..


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      Jaye Denman 6 years ago from Deep South, USA

      The perils of Internet dating! (Or, perhaps I should say "trying to date.") Regardless of the e.Harmony and other dating service ads, I find it difficult to believe someone can fill out an online questionnaire or profile, then find a soul mate "ready made" to match.

      Maybe you should ask your local friends if they have any out-of-town single guy friends/brothers/cousins/friends-of-a-friend to fix you up with....That used to work back in the "old days" before Internet dating sites.

      I hope you were just kidding about the guy with the dentures in his pocket! Especially if he used them to eat, then returned them to his pocket.

      Good luck! Jaye