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The Comedy Workshop: Summer Vacation Destinations For Plumbers....Warning....May Cause Laughter

Updated on October 11, 2012
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The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and all thoughts are on the perfect summer vacation destination. Where do we go to clear our minds, rest our bodies, and get in touch with our inner child? Those are the questions that each of us must answer this summer. We have worked hard for eleven months and now it’s time to PARTY!

However, it occurs to this writer that what may be a perfect summer vacation destination for one person may not be a perfect destination for another. Could it be that our idea of Shangrila differs according to what we do for a living? Does a lawyer have a completely different concept of the perfect vacation from say, a baker, or a truck driver, or perhaps an animal tamer? What is good for the goose may not, in fact, be good for the gander.

With that in mind, follow along as I bring you a series of articles that give suggestions for those who perform different forms of labor. Today we will celebrate the plumbers of the world, those brave men and women who delve into the depths of depravity, who boldly go where no man, or woman, would ever willingly go. They spend their working hours cleaning up the detritus of our lives and Lord knows they deserve a great vacation for the work that they do.

From dawn till dusk they spend their lives knee deep in doo-doo, so when it comes time for a little R & R, they need the perfect vacation destination. Here, then, are some helpful suggestions for those among us who willingly deal with crap so that the rest of us don’t have to.

MUCK CITY, ALABAMA

Located 8.3 miles from beautiful Flat Rock, Alabama, this lovely vacation destination has everything a plumber could hope for. Outhouses abound in this rural, postcard setting, and the nearby farms offer a wide variety of animal muck. What’s your pleasure? Muck City has it all, from pig muck to cow muck, goose muck to horse muck.

And let’s not forget the redneck muck! John Boy, Betty Sue and a host of other colorful characters can always be counted on to drop their britches and muck up the landscape as you drive by, giving you a great taste of local color……color as in drab brown with highlights of yellow and red. Yum!

Nearest airport? There isn’t one! Just drive your John Deere due east from Los Angeles and when the smell becomes unbearable then you have arrived at Muck City. Remember to breathe through your mouth at all times.

FANNIE, ARKANSAS

Located in the butt end of southern Arkansas (sorry, I couldn’t help myself) this is one smooth location for a plunger-jockey. You might say that Fannie is as smooth as a baby’s butt; then again, you might have more class than this writer and not say that at all.

For conveniences you only need to drive a mere five miles down the road to Talcum Powder, or ten miles further to Two Ply, the County seat and entertainment capitol for the in-crowd. Ewwww!

YELLOW WATER, FLORIDA

One word of warning: Do not visit the Giant Water Slide just outside of town.

Nothing says vacation to a plumber like Yellow Water, Florida. We highly recommend the hot springs community bath located right in the middle of town. Visit with the locals while you relax your body in body-temperature yellow water from which the town got its name.

Rumor has it that the Native Americans who once lived in this area considered this a holy place. Residents will tell you that on many a dark, windy night, the ghost of Chief Sits-While-He-Pees can be seen squatting over the community bath.

CHUNKY, MISSISSIPPI

You think I’m making this up? Google it and see for yourself!

Yes, Chunky, Mississippi, not to be confused with Slicker-Than-Snot or Smooth-As-Jiff. This is the place where townsfolk annually hold the March of the Constipated Parade and it is a must see for anyone interested in getting a real feel for what Mississippi is all about. Another note of interest about Chunky is that this town has more sales of Vaseline per capita than any other town in the United States.

SQUARE BUTT, MONTANA

To gain a true appreciation for this lovely western city, approach the city limits from below the hill on which it sits; thus you will be looking up at Square Butt and take our word for it, this is a great view.

Square Butt has it all for the plumber badly in need of a vacation. Visit the ever-popular Pimple on the Butt Playhouse and then have a great dinner at Kick in the Butt Roadhouse Grill after the show. Wipe away your cares as you luxuriate in the fine western comfort provided by Big Butt’s B & B, and before you leave make sure you visit the Kiss My Ass Museum.

SANDWICH LANDING, NEW HAMPSHIRE

Look out below!!!! PLOP! Get it? Plumbers?

It is best to visit this New England town on a regular schedule. Regularity is the key to a great visit among the maples and birches. If you are irregular then the Landing will not be a pleasant experience. You could find yourself bloated and in considerable discomfort.

Chow down at Metamucil Café and then rest assured, there will be a very regular and pain-free time at Sandwich Landing.

BLUE BALLS, OHIO

Sorry, you’ll have to provide your own humor for this one. I’m not touching Blue Balls with a ten-foot plumber’s snake.

BEAN STATION, TEXAS

All Aboard! What a perfect destination for a professional plumber! Try the burritos at the Grease Lightning Café; they are guaranteed to give you a hop in your step. Spend the night at the Squeeze Your Cheeks Motel, then spend a great day collecting cow pies on the open range. Just make sure you don’t bend over too fast if your Stetson should blow off.

BIG UGLY, WEST VIRGINIA

Oh, this could easily be the quintessential vacation destination for plumbers. Nothing says plumbing like Big Ugly!

Stroll through Squirt’s Memorial City Park. Take a hike along Stinky Ridge and view the vistas from Big Dump Mountain. This place has it all for any hardcore Draino-chugging practitioner of the plumbing arts.

UNTIL NEXT TIME, KEEP THAT TOILET SEAT DOWN!

We hope you have enjoyed these recommendations. We will continue this series in a few days with our next installment: SUMMER VACATION DESTINATIONS FOR PROCTOLOGISTS.

Thank you so much for reading. Bless all the plumbers of the world. Without you, our lives would be considerably more….shall we say….challenging!

2012 William D. Holland (aka billybuc)

For more questionable humor see the following:

http://billybuc.hubpages.com/hub/I-Am-A-Catholic-School-Surivior

http://billybuc.hubpages.com/hub/Yoga-For-Beginners-Am-I-Out-Of-My-Mind

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      Blurter of Indiscretions 4 years ago from Clinton CT

      ROTFLMAO!

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      Patty Kenyon 4 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      ROFL!!! You never fail to entertain...LOL...I truly enjoy reading your Hubs!!! Not only you encourage others in their work, you are an Amazing and Entertaining Writer!!!!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      HAHA ROFL, Great idea for hubs! I am a little jealous! :)

      Awesome job here Bill! Had a great laugh!

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      nmdonders 4 years ago

      This lifted my spirits after having a bummer of a morning. Cute and funny :)

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      OMG! This is one of my favorite hubs of all time!!! You are so great at this kind of humor. Just enough to make it funny as heck without going too far.

      I am totally sharing this with everyone I know. Especially my fellow New Yorkers. We have two towns I can't help but giggle at everytime I see them.... HALFMOON (nothing there really) and COXSACKIE we pronounce it more like Cooksockie but u know what it looks like. Home of the Coxsackie Virus. Way to go! (there is also a correctional facility there. and that is all I will say).

      G R E A T _ H U B ! made my day :)

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      Cynthia Calhoun 4 years ago from Western NC

      HI-LA-RI-OUS! I'm wiping away the tears from lmao at this! Just when I thought, "are these places for real?" you said "you think I'm making this up?" HAHAHA! Pardon me while I try to go summon the ghost of Chief Sits-While-He-Pees. Oh my goodness!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks Julie; so glad you enjoyed it!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Hey- just recently participated in the Constipated parade and I am extremely relieved the trip is over!! It must be my recent meal at the Metimucal Cafe worked its magic. I guess you could say II also had recent visit at or wth BigUgly.

      Chief - sits-while-he-pee's!!! Hysterical. You know my fien that this stuff I abosultely love!!! Not the poop particles but the humr as devine!!

      This is why we have so much in common. I recently didn't know Bella was running up behind me and landed in th same subtance as your wonderful picture provided. I then promptly hurled as Mom laughed so hard I thouoght she would never breath again. But not as hard as this made me laugh!!

      Billy, - you did me proud with this fine testament to poop - titled destinations all over these great United States.

      P.S. - Tony the Plumber seems to know his shit.

      I will be visiting one shortly!!!! XXXOOO

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks Patty! I love making people laugh!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks nephew! We had some fun with this one!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      nmdonders, so glad I could life your spirits.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Dana, I was laughing at your additions. Great to see you here my friend and thank you!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Be careful, Cyndi, the Chief has a habit of splashing when he isn't careful.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Beckie, Tony is the man when it comes to shit. Make no mistake about it.

      Hey, at least Bella isn't a horse! It could have been much worse. :)

      So glad I had you and mom laughing; that makes it all worth while for me.

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      Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

      I want to live in Chunky, Mississippi hee hee! Great hub, Bill, very funny, I smiled and laughed all of the way through, great hub!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks Julie! Can you imagine living in one of those towns? Nobody would ever take you seriously! LOL

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      Susan Zutautas 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I was thinking I wanted to go to Chuckanut over by Bellingham but some of your choices are much better :) Hope you're having a nice Sunday!

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      Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

      Bill, we do have our share of strange place names over here too but I rather like Chunky!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Well Susan, they actually exist, so they are there waiting for you. Although, Chuckanut can be a fun place this time of year. :) I am having a great Sunday; thanks and I wish the same for you.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I was reading about some of yours, Julie, but decided to just stick to the homeland and leave those others for you to do. :)

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      Suzanne Ridgeway 4 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

      Rock on Billy! What a hilarious, clever hub my friend! Mega congrats on this . . . .LOVED IT! You are truly a great writer, such versatility, i am in awe. Voting and sharing, brilliant piece of work!

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      Terrye Toombs 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      Dear Mr. Holland,

      As a representative of the Union for Vacationing Plumbers, I find that it is my responsibility to point out a few destinations that you have inadvertently overlooked:

      Meyers Chunk, Alaska: The quintessential Alaskan Village complete with a lean-to next to the picturesque 'lagoon' to watch the evenings' honey bucket parade and dumping ceremony. An all you can eat buffet is offered by Chunky's Gourmet Grab-all.

      Dripping Springs, Arkansas: We offer a very competitive discount at the Union owned Leak Inn and Water Park. After a day of hiking the Slippery Sludge Slough, relax in one of the family friendly cabanas at the Leaky Water Park.

      Badwater, California: Not your typical beach town! Located just 7 miles inside of Death Valley, any water will look like an oasis! Join us for the annual Pub Crawl featuring stops at The Poison Water Saloon, Croaky's Dry Gulch Roadside, and the world famous Tarantula Spit Bar & Grill.

      Please contact your local travel agent for these destinations and many more.

      Sincerely,

      Water Lily,

      Travel Specialist Extraordinaire

      Plumber's Crack Express Travel

      **Forgive me Bill, I couldn't resist! :)

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      Mary Strain 4 years ago from The Shire

      I'd jump in, but I can't follow that XD

      Bill, I think you need to shop a vacation segment idea to a local TV station. At least some of these should be real and I'd love to see you narrate.

      And get help, you madman!

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      Jeannie InABottle 4 years ago from Baltimore, MD

      Oh, how I laughed when I read "Yellow Water." That is a classic. This hub is just brilliant. I am insanely jealous I did not think of such a hub. This is why I am just going to have to vote this up and share it. :-)

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      Joseph De Cross 4 years ago

      Hahaha! Drano should hire your abilities to get the reader..or the viewer glued to the convincing statements. Just a tied and a Sunday suit, and voila! You did get us laughing like your nephew Josh. At least we don't have to wait until late at night to hear Jimmy fall-ON!

      "...go summon the ghost of Chief Sits-While-He-Pees..?"

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Suzie, thank you so much! About the only thing I've ever been brilliant at was driving the nuns crazy in grade school. So happy you liked this.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Oh, TT, I'm telling ya, we need to collaborate and put together a comedy special. Some tv station would buy it, don't you think? You are toooooo funny!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Molly, your endorsement is crucial if I'm to make it on the silver screen. When I've made you laugh I know I've made the big time. Thanks buddy!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Jeannie, you do so well on your Facebook hubs that you just have to let me have one of my own every once in awhile. Thank you funny lady; coming from you that's a huge compliment.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Lord, I thank you! Your comments are always entertaining and this one did not disappoint. Glad I provided a laugh or two.

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      Terrye Toombs 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      Gimme a topic. :)

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Uh, no, TT, get your own topic. I'm tired of providing topics for Hubbers. LOL

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      Terrye Toombs 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      lmao @ billybuc! But, I thought that's what you were here for! :)

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      TT, what am I ever going to do with you?

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      kelleyward 4 years ago

      You never cease to amaze me Bill! You take a Google search and create your own comedy from real life. I can't believe the names of some of those places, what were they thinking??? Thanks for the LAUGH! Kelley

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      Terrye Toombs 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      Take your one man show on the road and rock the house? :)

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      Stephanie Hicks 4 years ago from Bend, Oregon

      I am eagerly awaiting your hub on vacation destinations for lawyers.... OMG! Hilarious!!

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      There is no way to follow the comments already made, I feel like I showed up after the horse was let out of the barn! You and TT definitely need to collaborate! Of course it DEPENDS on the subject you choose and how you want to fill it!

      This was hilarious. Keep em coming Bill.

      Voted up, funny and awesome because you have an awesome writing ability!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Kelley, I should probably be concerned about my sense of humor. LOL Thank you my dear and I have no idea what they were thinking of when they came up with those names.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      TT, I'm not going unless you come with me.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Steph, I'll make that installment three, right after proctologists. :)

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Mary, it's always nice to have you drop by my crazy house of weird humor. Glad I could provide a few laughs on this Sunday afternoon. Thank you!

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      Stephanie Hicks 4 years ago from Bend, Oregon

      That, in itself, is funny, Bill! ;-0

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Steph, I aim to please! :)

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      Tammy 4 years ago from North Carolina

      Square Butt?? These are too funny! I don't want to go to Much either. When I lived in SC the local septic tank cleaning service truck was labeled "The Honey Wagon." I am glad someone is doing it, but that is not a coveted job. Hilarious!!!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Honey Wagon....that is great, Tammy! Glad you enjoyed my nonsense; more to come soon. Thanks as always!

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

      Very funny billybuc! Yellow Water Florida = yuck. Thanks for a good laugh.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      My pleasure always, Glimmer! Love to make people laugh!

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      This is great! I can hear minds buzzing ( sparked by your imagination). thank you

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Glad you enjoyed it Mhatter; I really do enjoy writing nonsense like this from time to time.

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      Janine Huldie 4 years ago from New York, New York

      Seriously just lmao!!! But really needed to get a good chuckle tonight after how stressful my last few days were. Thanks for that! Honestly, loved this one Billy and of course voted up and shared too.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Janine, if I provided a needed laugh then my work is done. :) Thank you!

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      shalini sharan 4 years ago from Delhi

      hahaaa i really enjoyed your this work like all others, you never fail to entertain us sir :)

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Shalini, thank you my dear. I'm so happy that you enjoyed it.

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      Jenn-Anne 4 years ago

      A most excellent list of vacation destinations... and thank goodness I'm not a plumber! LOL! (Further research suggests that the poor little Ohio town is actually called Blue Ball. As to what unfortunate circumstances might have led to the singular designation... well, like you, I have no desire to speculate about it on a public forum.) ;o)

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      Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States

      Billybuc! What a great start to the day! Simply hilarious!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Jenn, some things should never be known. :) Thank you for the visit and the great comment.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks Dexter; I had a blast writing it.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Bill...this is so funny!!! Oh come on I want to know what you think about Blue Balls... LOL

      I think I am near Fanny Arkansas.. LOl

      Love this hub

      Debbie

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Debbie, it is my hope that someday I can visit some of these places. I would probably be the only person laughing during my visit but it would so be worth it. LOL

      Thank you my dear!

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      You are becoming a sick, sick man my friend! This was hilarious. Can't wait to read the next installment! I can only imagine where you go with that one!

      Your research files must be betty, betty interestink! Up and funny my friend!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sha, I'm almost done with it now and it's been a trip to the dark side. LMAO....love hearing from you my dear friend.

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      Dianna Mendez 4 years ago

      Oh my, this is just too much to take without having to sit down! Funny!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Dianna, wait until tomorrow and the one for proctologists....it might be a classic! LOL

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      Dianna Mendez 4 years ago

      Dare I read it?

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      Ruchira 4 years ago from United States

      Good one, Bill. Once a professional always a professional and even vacationing.

      are'nt we glad that we picked a civil profession of writing...lol

      funny one and many votes!!

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      Trinity M 4 years ago

      OK, speechless… tears rolling down my eyes… can’t catch my breath… still laughing!!! billybuc this one was priceless. I can’t wait for the next instalment. :)

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Dianna, you owe it to yourself. LOL

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ruchira, your words are true my friend. Thank God I'm a writer.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Trinity, it's coming tomorrow morning. Don't want to keep you waiting. So glad you enjoyed it. I was actually concerned I might offend some people with this work of art. LOL I really appreciate you my dear!

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      alocsin 4 years ago from Orange County, CA

      A great way to end the day, billybuc. Although these destinations would work for a number of professions including bottled water delivery man. Or maybe that's a bit much ;) Voting this Up and Funny.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Aurelio, thank you Sir! I'll have to give some thought to that bottled water guy; maybe there is another hub in there some place. :)

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      Ron Hawkster 4 years ago from United States of America

      Damn you, Billy, I had tears in my eyes. Not just from laughing, but the descriptions were so vivid I could smell the butt end of the business. Holy crap (if you'll excuse the pun). I hope Sandwich landing has a good flush.

      Billy, you outdone yourself with this ingenious article.

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 4 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      You chose the perfect spots for a plumber's rest and recreation Bill. I bet they'd be delighted to be somewhere they are at ease.

      Perfectly entertaining. I love these humorous digs.

      Voted up, funny-there ought to be a entertaining button as well, and shared the fun write.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ron, I get as big a kick out of the comments as I do from writing my hubs. Great line my friend; have me laughing out loud. Thank you!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Rajan, I have great fun writing these so I'm glad others enjoy them as well. Thank you Sir; you are a gentleman in the true sense of the word.

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      Ron Hawkster 4 years ago from United States of America

      That's what a great article does: bring out the best comments. Yes, the comments are just a hoot. I love it!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks again Ron!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hilarious, You can't make this up, or can you? I'm with Debbie, how about blue balls..Hee

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ruby, well, I could make it up, but I didn't make the town names up. Glad you enjoyed it....thank you!

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      jellygator 4 years ago from USA

      Awesome!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thank you Jelly!

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      Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom

      Blue Balls sounds an intriguing place....

      Hilarious writing - loved it and voted up!

      Have a fun day, best wishes Lesley

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Movie Master, thank you so much for the visit. I admire you greatly; the things I have heard about you from your followers....well...you are greatly admired.

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      Shelley Watson 4 years ago

      Vaseline in Chunky - Ugh! Ha Ha, thanks for the entertainment, you are quite the star!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Cyber, I was tiptoeing along the fine line of good taste there....I'm glad I didn't offend you. :)

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      Sasha Kim 4 years ago

      Hillarious!! I enjoyed seeing a city I've actually been to, Bend. I never tire of anything you write ^_^ voted up and shared.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thank you my dear!

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