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The Comedy Workshop: Summer Vacation Destinations For Proctologists....Warning....May Cause Laughter

Updated on October 11, 2012
Gassville, Arkansas
Gassville, Arkansas | Source
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Proctologist doing his thing!
Proctologist doing his thing! | Source
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Worms, Nebraska; main attraction.
Worms, Nebraska; main attraction. | Source

Oh, the under-appreciated proctologists! Working so hard, poking and prodding, always looking for love in all the wrong places. This article is for you! We know how tough it is doing what you do! We understand that what you do can in no way be described as appealing. People make jokes at your expense, but where would they be without you? It’s an ugly job but someone has to do it, right?

So we are taking it upon ourselves to help you by suggesting some ideal vacation paradises, places in the United States that are perfectly suited for a man or woman of your skills. We will not stoop so low as to make stupid spelunker jokes. We will not suggest that you visit Mammoth Caves! No, this is a serious article and our sole purpose is to help you find the perfect retreat where the sun does indeed shine, and everything around you will smell fresh and not-butt-like.

Are you ready? Pull your head out and pay attention because what follows is a list of must-see locations for any proctologist in need of a rest.

GASSVILLE, ARKANSAS

There is nothing quite like the ever-present haze that descends upon Gassville in the summer. All of those great barbecues of Polish sausages with some baked beans on the side. Stop by Gasworks Park in the center of town and listen to the sweet music of The Butt Tootin’ Boys.

If you should fall in love with Gassville during your visit, you might consider buying some property for a future relocation. Remember that all residences are heated by, you guessed it, natural gas.

BEND, OREGON

Grab your ankles and prepare to be violated by the sights and sounds of Bend, Oregon. This is ski country in the winter, so make sure you bring your skis; try out the new ski run, Greased Lightning, and then after a long day on the slopes stop by the Bend Over And Pray Saloon and try one of their signature drinks, The Brown Stain.

CLAPPER GAP, CALIFORNIA

Nestled between two lovely ridges, Clapper Gap has everything a proctologist could hope for in entertainment. Take the bullet train through a series of dark, damp tunnels, or go visit the ever-popular House of Horrors where grown men have been known to scream like babies. Thrills and chills await you but be forewarned: this ain’t no vacation spot for wimps.

MIANUS, CONNECTICUT

What do you want from me? This is a real town! Make your own jokes because I refuse to stoop so low as to elicit laughs about anuses. Just watch your step as you visit this lovely town, and make sure you have a meal at the Squat and Leave It Café. Nope, no cheap humor from this author!

SNAPFINGER, GEORGIA

Little known fact about Snapfinger, Georgia, and that is that all the residents wear vinyl gloves to protect their skin from a strange fungus that grows in these parts. Ewwww! Sanitary stations can be found throughout this quaint rural town. Get all the news from Snapfinger’s award winning newspaper, the Finger Lickin’ Gazette! This is country living as you have never seen it before.

ACCIDENT, MARYLAND

Yes, Accident happens! Drive safely as you wind your way through the maze of back roads, where every nook and cranny offers unbelievable views but deadly consequences for the unsuspecting. Pay attention to warning signs along the road, and be especially careful on the Brown Stain Highway. More than one traveler has lost their lunch on this challenging panoramic drive.

COLON, NEBRASKA

This town is unique in the United States because of its winding, serpentine roads, many of which double back on themselves. They can be tough to travel on; many a gloved stranger has gotten lost in the darkness while snaking along this path. Bring your camera and get some great shots of the black slime that oozes up from the roadside, but whatever you do don’t stop and smell the flora.

You might also want to stop and see the Brown Mounds of the Prairie exhibit five miles outside of town.

WORMS, NEBRASKA

If you visit Worms then you just have to have dinner at the Always Hungry Restaurant and Lounge; they have an all-you-can-eat buffet that will leave you coming back for more….and more…and more. Slink and slither your way to the lounge after dinner and toss back a shot of tequila, then head back to the restaurant and start all over again. Just make sure you flush when you are all through.

Worms is also the annual site of the Proctologist Convention. The networking that goes on there is something to behold, and demonstrations are held daily in the Invasion Suite.

BUNLEVEL, NORTH CAROLINA

This is the Number One destination hotspot for any proctologist. There is nothing like being at Bunlevel to really see all the sites of North Carolina. Stop by the Fat Ass Bakery and try some hot buns, some cold buns, some powdery buns and some sticky buns. Smell the wonderful aroma that arises from the bakery each morning, afternoon and evening.

Don’t worry about loving that smell too much and having it becoming habit-forming. That will never happen!

HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA

To all of you who are not proctologists, I apologize. This is a cheap attempt at cheap humor and I succumbed to the temptation. Hershey, Pennsylvania, home of Hershey Chocolate, that rich, smooth, deep-brown thick liquid that figuratively screams delicacy to all proctologists. Mix it with nuts for a taste treat straight from heaven. YUM!

BLUE GOOSE, TENNESSEE

What do you get from a proctologist in Alaska? That’s right, the Blue Goose! My apologies to my dear friend TT, but that joke just had to happen.

It’s a little chilly in Blue Goose in the wintertime, so make sure you wear gloves to keep the chill off. Ignore the occasional shrieking from the locals; that’s just good old boys and girls having a little fun while they do the ever-popular Goose Step Waltz. Pucker those cheeks and join in on the fun.

HUMPTULIPS, WASHINGTON

I don’t even know what to say about this vacation destination but I had to add it because it’s in Washington.

You won’t want to miss the Spread Your Cheeks Bar and Grill. Relax in a booth and have a Brown Cow. Talk with friends, sip that delicious concoction and let your worries slip slide away. On the way out of town, stop by the Stinky Finger Casino; lady luck just might be smiling on you.

HAVE A WONDERFUL AND RELAXING VACATION

So here is to the proctologists of the world. Bravo for a job well-done! You go about your daily routines, always BEHIND the scene, boldly going where no man has gone before. We salute you with gloved hands and raised fingers and we hope that one day you will be lucky enough to experience the joy that you give us in your office.

Keep on the lookout for our next in this series….Summer Vacation Destinations For Lawyers.

2012 William D. Holland (aka billybuc)

For more vacation ideas and destinations see the following:

http://billybuc.hubpages.com/hub/Summer-Vacation-Destinations-For-Plumbers

http://billybuc.hubpages.com/hub/Five-Must-See-Sites-In-Washington-State

To purchase any of my books on Kindle, go to:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?_encoding=UTF8&search-alias=digital-text&field-author=William%20D.%20Holland

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Kim, I'm glad I didn't disappoint. Thank you!

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      Sasha Kim 5 years ago

      Yup, your right... this is the best one ^_^ too funny!! Shared

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sharyn, you can count on silliness any old time from me. Glad I could help. :) Thank you my friend and have a great weekend!

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      Sharon Smith 5 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

      What a great fun read Billy. Really clever and entertaining all at the same time. Heck, even your quiz is funny. Thanks, I needed that on this late evening before sleep. Always sleep better on something silly.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thank you innerspin! I had a blast writing it!

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      innerspin 5 years ago from uk

      Loved this, billybuc! I get a kick out of unusual place names and this bunch take the biscuit. Very creative.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thank you Integrity; it keeps me sane on some days!

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      IntegrityYes 5 years ago

      Bill,you have a great sense of humor. I definitely voted up.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Debbie, I would love to visit one of these place some day. Oh, I've actually been to Bend, Oregon, and it is a great place to visit. I hope I didn't hurt their tourism industry. LOL Thank you my dear!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Billy you are so funny......let me see which place i want to visit? Lol....i think i live near blue goose..tn...cant wait..i will send you pictures....debbie

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ruby....Lick Skillet???? LOL I'm not sure I have the guts to put that in the hub. Way too funny!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHaHa, Rolln' on the floor. This is so funny. You missed Lick Skillet, Ky. Loved this, Thank you..

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      p10k, thank you kindly. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ruchira, thank you! I love life as I know you do. Each and every day is a gift, is it not?

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      Abhijit Aswath 5 years ago from India

      Haha, super funny \m/

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      Ruchira 5 years ago from United States

      haha...Bill who the heck could call you old, my friend.

      you sure do have a bright outlook towards life and can make people laugh via your writing :))

      voted up as funny!!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sha, I'm not touching that one with sanitized gloves. LOL

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Actually, Haines City is not too far from where I live. It's known for nurseries (landscape material), soooooooooo being plants take fertilizer and the best form in horse and cow poop, it probably qualifies as a destination place for proctolgists!

      Come on, Bill. I dare you to take the gyn challenge! You could have a ball with it (no pun intended!)!!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks Suzie; still laughing.

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      Suzanne Ridgeway 5 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

      Absolutely, go for it my friend!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Suzie....I almost choked on my tea....Nobber....Strangalowilly??? OMG that's funny! Thank you so much for sharing those; if you don't mind they might have to be added to the hub!

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      Suzanne Ridgeway 5 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

      Bill, Couldn't resist dropping you a line on should your Proctologist's want an Overseas Vacation, I would suggest the following in Ireland:

      Gaggin - Co Cork, Stillorgan - Co Dublin, The Sally Gap - Co Wicklow, Termonfeckin - Co Louth, Nobber - Co Meath, Strangalowilly - Co Tyrone and for a real home from home spot our very own

      Meanus - Co Limerick! (yep, we have one too!)

      An entire new element for you Bill, the travel OS Guide!! :-)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks again Linda!

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Yay! I'm glad I was able to assist you!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I don't know, Linda; I kind of like Fanning Springs! I might have to add that with the revision. Thanks for the tip!

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Too funny!!! Colon, Nebraska!

      I actually looked up towns and cities in Florida to find one that's useful, the closest I got was "Fanning Springs" and "Haines City" ... neither are good as your picks. WTG Bill.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sue, wait until you see the one about morticians. LOL Have a PIPO day yourself my friend, and thank you.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Seanorjohn, you had me laughing at that one. There are actually one or two things worth seeing in the U.S....if you ever make it over here I'll take you out to lunch. Thanks for the follow; I'll probably end up with an ebook sooner or later on this subject.

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      Sueswan 5 years ago

      Hi Billy

      Stop it! You are killing me. LMAO!!!!

      Voted up across the board.

      Have a PIPO day :)

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      seanorjohn 5 years ago

      Hey, I am from london and you have just written a hub that for the first time makes me feel I must travel around the USA. You should write a book on this and publish it online with smashwords. Voted up.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Austin, you are too funny! No way you could make up that story. LOL Great addition; thank you!

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      Lela 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

      I actually worked at a medical center once that had a proctologist named "Dr. Butz" True story! I'm sure he would love to visit some of these sphincter tightening locations.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sha, I'll try to have it out this weekend; I'm getting backed up with ideas and time is against me.

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Can't wait. They ought to be real duzies!!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Beckie, Bev and I do share a few laughs. She gets a huge kick out of these hubs; when I'm reading them to her I'm afraid she's going to choke to death, she is laughing so hard. :) Great fun and so glad I could add a smile to your day.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Whether it was the comment about bending over and grabbing your ankles or get your head out, I practically fell over laughing. I don't think I have to tell you how funny I think this is, but I will. Hillarious! I didn't think you could beat the plumber destinations but you and you've done it well!

      Bev's life must be full of laughter!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Tammy, how did I miss that one? LOL Great addition when I revise the hub. Thanks!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I've actually been to Hershey and I agree with you; I have not been to Mianus and I doubt I will ever go there. Thanks Jeannie!

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      Tammy 5 years ago from North Carolina

      Proctologists can also visit Jackson's Hole, Wyoming. Tee hee.

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      Jeannie InABottle 5 years ago from Baltimore, MD

      My favorite has to be Mianus. I started cracking up. On a serious note though, Hershey, PA is awesome! It is my favorite town in the U.S. :-) Awesome hub! Voted up!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Cyber, thank you so much! I have great fun writing them.

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      Shelley Watson 5 years ago

      Loved this Billybuc, your sense of humour and these place names make a great team, which I find laugh out loud funny. Thanks this is great.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Patty, the nuns didn't think so when I was in Catholic school. LOL Glad I gave you a laugh. Thank you!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Trinity....Freudian slip??? LOL

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Vespa, I don't think I have the courage to do gynecologists. LOL Thanks for the suggestion, though, and for the visit.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      For real Trinity! Next up is lawyers and then morticians. I'm already laughing about morticians. LOL

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      Patty Kenyon 5 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      ROFL!!!! Funny and Awesome!!! I love reading your hubs; they are soooooo entertaining, fun, and full of surprises!!!!

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      Trinity M 5 years ago

      Did I call you my fiend??? RONTFL!!!! I meant friend... REALLY!!!!!! :)))

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      vespawoolf 5 years ago from Peru, South America

      A hilarious read to start the day. The description of Snapfinger especially made me laugh. Now you should do one for gynecologists...or maybe not! Voted up!

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      Trinity M 5 years ago

      Oh me, oh my! How can I stop laughing? I thought the previous instalment to this series was funny, but Bill you have outdone yourself… again! And what an education about the States I’m getting… Mianus, Connecticut??? For REAL??? Thank you my fiend. :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Dianna, lawyers first, then morticians, then teachers. :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Mhatter, as a matter of fact the next one is for lawyers and then morticians LOL followed by teachers. Thank you my friend.

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      Too funny! I can't wait to see what you do for teachers!

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      Oh My Gouda :)) Watt next? morticians in Maryland. Politicians visit Truth Or Consequences...

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Habee, I was wondering if any of the Hubbers knew where any of these place are....and now we know! Thank you for stopping by and for your very nice fan mail.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Pamela, he does indeed, doesn't he? LOL I can't imagine why anyone would name a town like these...and I've tried to imagine a reason. Thank you kind lady!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sha, is it any wonder that you and Paula really enjoyed this? It takes a sick and twisted mind to find humor in this stuff. :) Maybe that's why I like you too so much. LOL Thank you dear; the towns are all picked out for the lawyer vacations, and then next up is a guide to vacation hotspots for undertakers.

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      Holle Abee 5 years ago from Georgia

      Wonderful, witty job! Snapfinger is just a few miles from Stone Mountain. Voted up!

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      Pamela Oglesby 5 years ago from United States

      This hub is hysterical. It is hard to think why people would pick some of those names for their towns. The proctologist has a lovely choice of vacation spots1

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Ok, you are truly sick! However, your vote thingie didn't include Hershey, PA. I've been there several times. (shut up, Bill. I hear you!)

      I'll tell you what, I laughed histarically thru this whole hub. I knew I would!

      Finger Licken Gazette, Brown Mounds of the Praire? Squat N Leave It Cafe? And all the rest! OMG! If your students could only see you now!

      Once again you have me feeling like an idiot; sitting here laughing hysterically by myself!

      They're coming to take me away ha ha hee hee hoo hoo, to the funny farm where everything is beautiful....

      I knew this was going to be your best! Can you now follow your hard act to follow????

      Love it, Bill! Tremendous!

      P .S. I love how you started it in the 1st person plural (so as not to bring wrath on yourself?!) But then you got into it and claimed kin to your sick humor!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I'll try not to disappoint you Steph!

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      Stephanie Hicks 5 years ago from Bend, Oregon

      LOL - Bill! Cannot wait to read your hub on vacation spots for lawyers....

      :-)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Love, you would like Washington much more! :) Thank you for the visit; you are appreciated.

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      These are awesome places to visit. I would love to go to California. Thanks for your comments. Voted up.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Paula, this twisted mind salutes your twisted mine, and may we have many more moments of twistedness together. I knew you'd love it; it takes a certain type of person to laugh at this....sad but true! :)

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      Paula 5 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      A-HEM! It takes a very twisted mind to even come up with this concept.....but a genius, twisted mind to put it all together into such an hysterically funny hub......and as for those of us, who can fully appreciate this humor and laugh our butts (pun intended) off...well......this is up for discussion...........UP +++ !! great research!!!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Suzie, I smile every time I see your face on my site. I just love your smile and your great attitude. Thank you my friend! It's always a pleasure to see you.

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      Suzanne Ridgeway 5 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

      Another hilarious travel jaunt Bill! Clapper Gap, Mianus . . . god the poor citizens of these towns! LOL Brilliant and clever hub look forward to the next installment for the lawyers my friend! Voted and have to share this :-)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL....great one Lord! I'll add that one when I revise! Thanks my friend!

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      Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

      Gee! Bill,

      I will have to reschedule my apointment with a proctologist, because he is going on vacation. I think he went to Miami... could've suggested to him Mianus, if you Have had publish this article 4 days ago. Love all the other destinations! Have you ever check on 'vented gap'? Lol!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Suzette, not really my nephew. I just adopted him on HubPages! :) Thank you!

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      Suzette Walker 5 years ago from Taos, NM

      If Josh is really your nephew then humor really runs in your family!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Steph, that was for you!!!! I knew you'd appreciate it. LOL Thank you!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks Kelly; maybe I should quit all the reflective hubs and just do childish humor all the time. :)

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      Kelly Umphenour 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Omg! Bill that was so funny! I loved "accident happens!" haha

      Very very smart and funny - up and everything!

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      Stephanie Hicks 5 years ago from Bend, Oregon

      BEND!!??? LOL - well, never thought of it as a destination for proctologists, yet it works! Great, funny hub as always, Bill!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      mejohnson, great suggestion! LOL I'll have that one ready by the weekend. I'm glad you enjoyed my silliness.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Audra, wouldn't that be a kick, to have this published on a serious website? HaHa....thanks my friend; I'm looking forward to seeing something new from you soon.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Shubhangi, thank you! I would hope that proctologists would find some humor in this. I appreciate you stopping by.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Alissa, thank you! This was my alter-ego writing this hub! I would never stoop so low as to elicit cheap laughs like this. LOL I really do appreciate your kindness.

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      mejohnson 5 years ago

      I needed a laugh, and got one. Very funny and can't wait to see where lawyers vacation. Could it be at the bottom of the ocean?

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      iamaudraleigh 5 years ago

      I agree with Susan! It is a great way to start my reading on hub pages! I like seeing the world through your eyes! I always enjoy how you submit humor into your work. I think you should put this on travelocity...lol! I would love to hear what travelers would think. Well done Bill!

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      Shubhangi Joshi 5 years ago

      Haha, this was hilarious! I enjoyed it thoroughly! I am sure even the proctologists won't be bummed out reading this! :D

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      Alissa Roberts 5 years ago from Normandy, TN

      This is hilarious! I about choked on my coffee this morning laughing so hard. Thanks for getting my day off to a fun start and I am seriously looking forward to the lawyer hub! Voted up and of course funny!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Josh, I should have asked for permission. LOL Glad you liked it nephew!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Suzette, that's exactly why i included the photos, so people would believe it. I'm glad you found this funny; i was a little concerned it might be a bit too gross for people.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Tammy, say hi for me at the Bakery; they know me well. Thanks as always; glad you enjoyed my silliness.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Cyndi, the internet lets us find anything we want; I just Googled and there was a long list. I have material for quite some time. LOL Thanks buddy; hope you are refreshed and ready to hit it today.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Bill,

      Did I give you permission to make fun of Connecticut! LOL, This was really funny again, and I had no idea that town even existed. Learn something new every day. Awesome hub, I am looking forward to the lawyer one!

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      Suzette Walker 5 years ago from Taos, NM

      Oh - this is hysterical. I am laughing out loud reading this. You are so talented to be able to write something like this. What a wild sense of humor you have. Lucky Bev! Thanks so much for sharing this! And thanks for the photos - I would have never believed these towns were for real!

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      Tammy 5 years ago from North Carolina

      Wow... I was going to hire you as my travel guide.. butt.. (har har). I am on my way out the door to the Fat Ass Bakery and had to stop and read this. Thanks for the chuckles. This is really funny!

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      Cynthia Sageleaf 5 years ago from Western NC

      Hehe, and I immediately thought of that episode on Seinfeld when Cramer gets A$$man's license plates. Hahah. How in the world do you find these cities. Hehehe.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Dexter, the first place I thought of when I decided to write this was Hershey! The others I had to research....so very childish of me....but so much fun! Thank you my friend!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Mianus? Gassville? Colon? My goodness! Who came up with these names?!

      But my all time favorite is Hershey! This is so much fun!! Hilarious!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Susan....sophomoric humor for sure, but sometimes it is just fun to be childish. Thank you my friend and I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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      Susan Zutautas 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      LOL! The best way to start the day is by reading one of your funny hubs. They're not all funny but these vacation ones sure are!