Popes Gone Wild: What the Catholic Church Would Rather You Forget

Pope Alexander VIThe man pictured above is the poster boy for Catholic debauchery. His name was Pope Alexander VI. He wasn't the first, nor the last, of a string of simply sinful popes. In fact if he had a...

A Misanthropic Asexual's Veiws on Dating

Although watching the world's dating rituals has brought me endless hours of entertainment I can't say I get it. It seems like too much work to me, with too little chance of success. Then again I might just...

Interesting Ways to Make Telemarketers Cry

Most Amusing Animal Stories Online

Over the years I have written many cute and funny little animal stories (like my Vicious Scheming Cockatoo story) which I gave to my friends and family who just adored them. I didn’t really realize why...

More Frank Observations from an Acrimonious Asexual

Asexuality - even forgotten by the Kinsey Scale! (Asexuals being catergorized merely as "X" in the initial research papers.)It was in the wee morning hours that I found myself talking on the phone with a...

Pop! Goes the Speculum: Stories You'll Never Read in RedBook or Woman's Day Magazine

A dreadful series of gynecological horror stories guaranteed to make you squirm, giggle deleriously, or both!

The Evil Scheming of a Vicious Cockatoo

The bird you see sitting perched next to this article is GT, my mother's nefarious blood-sucking cockatoo, who aspires to nothing more then to plan my untimely demise. I suppose I should start in the...

Sarcastic Answers to Give Doctors

I remember when I was a teenager (and even a preteen) I'd get asked the same stupid questions by my doctors no matter if I was in there for a snotty nose or a missing foot. They'd always ask if I wanted my...

Someone Always Has to be First - Some Perplexing Questions

Sometimes the insomniatic mind can come up with some disturbing ideas, thoughts, and questions. I know all too well because I often lie in bed, staring at my ceiling, trying not to allow my mind to waft off...

A Wedding in the Boonies of Maine

 So what happens when you throw two teenager girls into a situation where they have to help prepare for an enormous wedding, for a near complete stranger, while dodging bullets during hunting season? A lot...